I remember when Carmen Electra was in Playboy so long ago. She turned it into a hosting job at MTV. She turned that into TV and Cameos in movies….and a bunch of random marriages…all being just a set of trashy tits on a trashy girl…who in this era would be low level instagram model…pure cheesy….but there was a time she was really fucking dialed in, and really fucking mattered.. Well, all things come to an end, and when I saw her hosting some random low level party in Montreal a few years ago, I realized despite how hard she tried, she was done…even if she looked as hot as a plastic, filled, botox, LA chick can look…she was old, done, expired… I think this pic, is just a perfect representation of where her career is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Looks like Life Worked Out for Carmen Electra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I remember when Carmen Electra was in Playboy so long ago. She turned it into a hosting job at MTV. She turned that into TV and Cameos in movies….and a bunch of random marriages…all being just a set of trashy tits on a trashy girl…who in this era would be low level instagram model…pure cheesy….but there was a time she was really fucking dialed in, and really fucking mattered.. Well, all things come to an end, and when I saw her hosting some random low level party in Montreal a few years ago, I realized despite how hard she tried, she was done…even if she looked as hot as a plastic, filled, botox, LA chick can look…she was old, done, expired… I think this pic, is just a perfect representation of where her career is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Looks like Life Worked Out for Carmen Electra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Banana Cakes are Embarassing at Office Parties Naked Man at a Music Fest Playing with his Asshole Helium Infused Wine – The Way to Make Your Girl even More Annoying Bull VS Asshole Palestinian Woman – VS Israeli Men – Loses Women Shoots a Guy Trying to Seal a Purse in a Wal Mart Parking Lot Suicidal Woman Gets Roped…and Lives… Black VS White Fight Dad Pranks Kids with Fake Gifts Pregnant Man Faceplant of the Day Fighting Traffic Cops The post Naked Russian Throws Tires Out Window and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kesler Tran is a photographer who takes great pics of models in LA…who are willing to get naked, like this one named Elizabeth…who I guess doesn’t want to put her last name out there so you can’t google her…because she’s testing the water of the artistic nudes make you viral like Emily Ratajkowski and even Charlie Sheen…if the right rich guy comes along and gives you work for sex… It’s a whole scene, almost a right of passage that involves getting naked as for a handful of people, that a handful of powerful people notice in their day because they like seeing girls they see around, often times local sluts…naked…it plants the seed for them to want to help them out..in exchange for sex.. I’m not saying Lizzie here is a hooker…but she’s naked…in pictures…for free…which is almost worse…I mean at least get paid for these guys using your body to get attention…doing it for exposure is just dumb. The post Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lookin’ Good….Nipples… Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour….. Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits.. I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before.. I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got…. The post Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am so on the ball, I posted the cover picture of Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar yesterday….and to quote myself, because how much can one motherfucker say about this bitch….here’s what I said… Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control… Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion… That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it. And I am reposting this, because all the pics dropped…. The post Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley must be very old by now, but I still think she’s great… She just has this classic model vibe to her, she’s pre Instagram, and she knows it and can look down on every new model and laugh knowing their story is not based on skill or talent, but on sucking up to the right people….or other social media celebrities…perpetuating the lie that is their relevance… And the fact that she’s British and has a bitchy face, just makes me assume she can throw dirty looks at them when they are at the same parties, that Rosie ends up leaving because she can’t lower herself to their level.. I also like that she’s been the hot pussy in movies, proving that acting requires no talent, if you’re pretty, something you’ve probbaly known since Marilyn Monroe…not that I am comparing Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley to Marilyn Monroe, or to being anyone nearly as memorable as Marilyn Monroe…I’m just saying bitches have been talentless scams forever…I just like when they believe their shit, act the part, like divas because of their shit…especially when they look like this… I hate when girls are gracious, nice, sweet, or suck ups…I like bad attitudes all the time…the more they hate me, the more I love them….especially when they are having sex with me…because I can’t respect a girl who enjoys sex with me…if you know what I looked like naked, you’d understand… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Robber at the ATM Sucker Punch Leaves Dude in Coma Face Pounded at McDonalds Attorney Gets Taken Out in San Luis Obispo – The Happiest Place in America Man Stealing Purses in LA Motorized Picnic Table! Bar Owner Shot over Spilled Drink in Thailand… I love FEMEN The post Chinese Woman Stripped for Sleeping with a Woman’s Husband and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
