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Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day

And by joker I mean whore… So bitch is posting half naked pics of herself for what I assume is her “fashion” app, where bitch posts half naked pics of herself for people who pay for half naked pics of her… We used to call these “teen model” site…where creeps would sign up and barely interract with photoshoots of a handful of these girls who NEVER got naked…because they’d wait and wait and wait until the girl posted a pussy pic…month after month..paying the 30 dollar fee… My favorite was a girl named Kate’s Playground, she follows me on Twitter…it was a big day in my life because I used to jerk off to her amazing tits in an era when non nude model sites were a thing…before the business model was pawned off on the youngest daughter of the biggest fame whore, stage mom, money maker ever… The whole thing is so desperate…but it works…the general public are fucking idiots..and have created this..an 18 year old rich girl with a rolls royce and all kinds of things…whoring herself like a street whore..not quite sad enough for my liking…I’m eager for the drug overdoses when she officially goes off the rails!!! The post Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Flashback Friday Beyonce’s Cameltoe for Jay Z of the DAy

Beyonce is the fucking worst…but she doesn’t think that, or doesn’t want you to think that, so her and her team, the masters in marketing and manipulation have made the general public think she’s some kind of queen, or goddess or DIVA…here to save the fucking world with big booty, and cleary big pussy, so hungry in it’s attempt to stay fit that it’ll eat anything it gets its lips on, because Beyonce has a responsibility to compete with Jay Z’s other girlfriend Rihanna…a fight that’s been going on for a decade now… So the other night, when performing at his event for his app, for free…she pulled out her big mom pussy…for the world to see…hoping to make him stop cheating on her…and I think that cameltoe, because it comes with so much meaning, is the highlight of the week… Mmmmmmmmom pussy…..has recently become my favorite kind of pussy because mom’s are so fucking horny, trying to be sexy and have sex appeal, dealing with their hormones and competing with the youth, even fucking they youth, because they already have the kid out of their system, and just want to come…not to mention they are easy to fist and I love fisting…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Flashback Friday Beyonce’s Cameltoe for Jay Z of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried for Glamour Spain of the Day

I think Amanda Seyfried is great…in a everything about her is the fucking worst kind of way… From her public, outside of the movies, persona…I guess the “real” her…even though these actors are all full of shit….but the “real” her…is not hot, fun, compelling, interesting…but rather unshowered even disgusting… To her person life, or sex life…she fucks or dates…Justin Long, the mac guy who everyone in the world but Amanda Seyfried fucking hates….for no reason other than him being Justin Long… To the fact that she probably put a curse on Lindsay Lohan back when Lohan mattered and Seyfried was the obscure secondary character in the same movie…only to steal all future Lohan jobs… But she has great tits on her little frame, she’s got a great face, and she gets naked in obscure movies while doing the higher paying mainstream movies….and that’s pretty on point… So I guess what I am saying is that if you’re cute and naked…no matter what you do…or how garbage you are…I’ll love you… The post Amanda Seyfried for Glamour Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Almost a Nipple of the Day

Miley Cyrus is boring, yet I am compelled to post these pictures of her flashing a bit of her massive tits on her instagram…not because it is something new, or provocative, or even of tease…she always pulls out her massive tits…and I figure it’s part of what is trendy, what the kids want to see, what the kids are used to with this new age feminism and growing up on porn… I post this picture of Miley Cyrus, because I remember a time when famous sluts had to pretend they weren’t broken down, manic, out of control sluts….because they had to cater to the Christian audience, be Safe for Work and tits was something that happened when they slipped up… Meaning, if Lohan had released pics of this at her peak when no one had seen her naked…the internet would fucking go nuts over it, but now, Miley, the biggest act posing slutty is just “whatever, we’ll look for 4 seconds and move on”…and I guess that’s a good thing, it makes things get dirtier…and dirtier to shock….but it’s unfortunate that it’s so boring…making me question the point of all this, which would be great to blame Miley on my flash card on youtube sucicide… The post Miley Cyrus Almost a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever… I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere…. But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits… She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever… I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere…. But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits… She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Nipple Ring of the Day

Kendall Jenner has a nipple ring… She also posted this pictures of her ass… It is safe to say…she’s conditioned, designed, created, built for this bullshit family and their bullshit existence, that I guess isn’t bullshit, since they can monetize the fuck out of it…and I’m here writing about her nipple ring, even though we’ve already seen her tits, and even though every under 25 year old seems to have nipple rings…it’s not exciting…it’s annoying…but I can’t help but put this up…sheer white tee is beating my boycott of this garbage and everything about them… All these idiots are the fucking same, basic, typical…annoying…but sheer white tee…always wins…and they know it…that’s why they do it…HARLOTS! The post Kendall Jenner’s Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day

Her name is Valentina Sykes , she’s a signed model ,like every single girl on instagram with more than 7,500 followers, because this is the selfie generation, of self documenting your egotistical self involved self, while obsessing over the lives of other people you know, or don’t know, but follow, and don’t hate, or do hate, despite watching their nonsense, that involves selfies, and more selfies, and sometimes posing, or showing off your outfit, or eating… It’s ridiculous, it’s stressful, but it makes the top tier girls, the ones who get paid a lot, less valuable, and taking some undeserving cunt off her pedestal while giving some other undeserving cunt some likes or piece of the pie…why the fuck not celebrate it… As a life philosophy, from a man who used to struggle to get regular girls to show me their bush, nipples, pussy lips…thinking “I wish every girl just got naked”….I am ok with the fact that with all this self involved bullshit, with phones and cameras they carry with them everywhere…all girls get fucking naked…and I like naked… So these are pics for Ryan Seacrest’s Treats! Magazine ….that little man has his billion dollar smile involved in everything…because America’s Sweetheart host is a fucking pervert… These pictures are by some “artist”…and I use that term very loosely..because art doesn’t exist… 2wenty If you want to hit her up and tell her you like her naked, even though she’s filtered like mad, I’m sure she’s all ears…am I right? Or just a cyberbully? The post Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day

Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”… The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right? These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world… The post Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day

Katharine McPhee is on some show called Scorpion…I’ve never heard of it because I don’t watch TV, but I assume the episode of her in her wet t-shirt came out recently…because the pics are circulating….and people are excited to see her in a wet t-shirt…wet t-shirts are a fetish…even when the girl in the wet t-shirt is wearing a padded bra…in an era of no bras… I think the most exciting thing that came out of doing this post was this creepy fan video of Katharine McPhee and her costar on the show I’ve never heard of ….named Elyes Gabel who she’s apparently dating…that reminds me that the majority of the TV audience are half retarded idiots who want to believe what they are watching…and don’t take the time to realize that caring about this shit, or believe this shit…is more depressing than their already depressing existence… Here she is in the wet t-shirt…because American Idol dreams come true… The post Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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