a> I wonder if Candice Swanepoel’s South African farm employees like her as much as the general public do… Or do they think she’s part of a rich, oppressive, slave driving family, exploiting them as they work the fields like migrant workers…even though they are South African natives…. But then again, I know nothing about South Africa, other than it’s the most racist of places in the world, where whites came in a mistreated black people, getting rich off the resources… Maybe South Africa farming is highly regulated, and they only hire registered workers..and pay them legally..because I couldn’t imagine rich white people fucking the system to remain rich…that could never happen…
Julianne Hough showed off her stripper body…that’s not stripper enough because she’s used her professional dancing all fucking wrong…you’re supposed to go to auditions, fail because no one needs fucking dancers, except maybe Cruise ships and Vegas shows….forcing you to strip to pay off student loans.. But some fucking asshole came up with “Dancing With the Stars”…giving a platform for her to use her dancing….leaving the getting naked for money for cokeheads like Ryan Seacrest and his micropenis that all up her ass like she was Simon Cowell.. Either way, she posted that tainted by Seacrest body in a bikini and the highlight is her friend….Arielle Vanderberg…. So here’s her friend’s Pussy in a Yoga Pose. The post Julianne Hough Bikini Lizard of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, yesterday’s theme of the site, because this is a journey we are on together, best read chronologically….watching me slowly wake up with my rants against rich, famous, sometimes hot, always lame bitches….before falling off midday before I start drinking…day after day for the last 12 years of my life…with all this nonsense… So here’s Natalia Vodianova for a lingerie campaign…because Natalia Vodianova lives… She’s “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″ She’s been modeling….and is considered a supermodel…but I am more interested in her other job, as a mom of 4 with various rich men, each richer than the next….as well as the fact that she’s old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia through the Siberian mountains…for the good model life of luxury, because Russians, despite having no soul are hyper intelligent and calculating spies who can get what they want out of men with their vaginas…or in this case…by wearing lingerie… The brand is Etam, it’s her only client, she’s been doing their underwear campaigns for at least 2-3 years, which I guess in the model world…is forever…especially when she’s 100 years old… The post Natalia Vodianova for an Underwear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago theme we have going on today here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for a campaign…for her own brand of bikinis…because when you’re a bikini model all your life…and bikinis are all you know…you’d be crazy to take your broken english to any other platform than selling bikinis using your bikini body…until you’re too old to continue…but that you can sell off your share and run off with your rich as fuck baby daddy…living the good life…because you’ve fucking won…cashing checks…thanks to her willingness to get naked..they should send her to elementary schools across america to teach little girls what matters….and education…isn’t one of those things….having a fit body…is everything. TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE OF THE DAY
People probably don’t know this, but Christina Milian is only famous because she took her Disney kid positioning to the sluttiest music video of the late 90s…you know the kind of music video you could jerk off to in the late 90s…when music videos were the most slutty content that was available to you thanks to shitty internet connection and cable TV… She realized she was a one hit wonder so she married her producer who knocked her up…something that financially made sense to her, because he put her writing credit on a lot of his songs, including Bieber songs, meaning she makes fucking bank…but when you’re an egotistical cunt, making bank isn’t all there is to life…getting that fan base back up and running, running your own business, hosting shitty singing contest shows and not even as the main host because that’s how little you fucking matter…she’s gone back into music…all looking old in the face, old in the body, but wearing see through clothing, because nipples are what people want to see and she can spin that into money…or hits…or likes and follows… So if mom nipples on a ex popstar turned gold digger trying to be a popstar at 40…it worked for Beyonce…it doesn’t get better than this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian See Through Music Video Comeback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Evangeline Lilly, who was never really an actual model, but rather a commercial model hwo became and actor and ended up in LOST, one of the most boring shows I’ve ever seen one episode of….I hate TV and can’t commit to that shit…but the episode I saw featured the fat dude from Blow…and this was the “babe”…who I didn’t think was a babe…but maybe if I was stranded in purgatory with her…I’d still fuck her…because she’s better than the fat dude from Blow…even if his tits are bigger…and his man pussy more lubricated… Well, she’s in Hawaii, where the show was shot because I guess she can’t move on from the one thing she did that mattered…or maybe it is because she started dating the production assistant on set of the show..which is cool in a world of gold diggers, but then again, maybe he’s rich… Either way, she’s currently pregnant with one of theri kids…or lets hope she’s pregnant…because otherwise this body is terrifying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Evangeline Lilly in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model turned one of the new 10 Victoria’s Secret Angles…probably slated to replace Candice who they created and who they have been paying far too much money when bitches like Elsa will do it for practically free… She was a titty model for fashion for a very long time, she’s 26 and it’s not like she just started this racket this year…it’s been 10 years of strategic moves to get the brand to sign her up…because along with getting good pay from the brand, it makes all other brands want to work with her, because Victoria’s Secret makes these girls celebs, so if the other companies hire them, the chances of their campaign being blogged or going viral are much higher.. Makes sense, and so does Victoria’s Secret efforts to try to make the girls famous through the shoots they do, the other campaigns they participate in, the celebrity rich guys they fuck…because it helps secure their investment… So I don’t know what “So It Goes Magazine #6″ is, great name though, but I do know that Victoria’s Secret made this shit happen….and good thing they did, because there are nipples in it…and I fucking love nipples.. The post Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout For So It Goes Magazine #6 TITS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assume it is the circles I run in on the internet…because I can’t imagine this Bella Thorne chick actually mattering anywhere but on creepy websites thaat cater to dudes who are into celebrities and their bodies…because they are old and don’t realize that hot girls who aren’t on TV, but who will fuck you if you offer them a plane ticket to your house to do a photoshoot, which is far more rewarding than lusting after some “actress” redhead..with big tits…who just turned 18…who has done little to no shows of interest…and who is probably in her 40s but just has good stage parents… Well, she showed her 40 year old tits on snapchat – because snapchat is where all the kids are…and kids are who she talks to…while I just use snapchat to post videos of half naked girls in bed…because…that’s all I know… Either way, snapchat, not so private or “disposable”…as it is marketed…because perverts know how to screeshot tits…and I assume you’re happy about that. Here’s her ass in boots: TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER ASS IN THE FUCK ME BOOTS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN A BRA TOP CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Nicole Richie showing off her mid 30 mom body and fake tits in a one piece bathing suit…because the irritating socialite and wife to one of the cheesiest dudes in the history of people to ever live in LA…the Good Charlotte sister who didn’t knock up Cameron Diaz… She’s in Mexico, and we can only hope their whole family is stuck there, left to deal with the hardest hitting hurricane to ever happen, because I’d like to see them get taken back by nature….for being part of the vapid cancer movement that created the Kardashians before sure decided to “legitimize” her career…. I’ve actually hung out with this cunt, once, not by her doing…it was when she was dating DJ Am, the DJ she dated and he invited me to his event here, and the promoters carted me around with this twat the entire night, where she drank and smoked and was rude, uptight but better looking than the bratty pig I expected her to be….the highlight of that night was trying to get her to give me Lohan’s number…which she didn’t do…but anything that got me one degree closer to Lohan was exciting in a pre-social media era where these idiots were actually impossible to get with… Anyway..Go Hurricane do what needs to be done…if you’re gonna kill anyone…make it count…spare the innocent travelers and locals…go for the AXIS of evil.. Here’s some LOHAN with a broken down face CLICK HERE The post Let’s Hope Nicole Richie is Still in Mexico for the Hurricane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Biel has managed to do very little in terms of acting since being on that show with the pedophile from Seventh Heaven….I mean she really only did one scandlous shoot, once in her life, and that was enough to put her on the map, and more importantly, put Justin Timberlake onto her, and inside her, to which she just behaved…she just figured out how to lock him in a behave…because he’s rich as fuck, a good person to link up to a make babies with, you know stick to the long haul…so that she can focus on her true passion….doing squats…because this ass, is solid…something we can assume Homosexual Timberlake insists on because he can only cum if her muscular back…has a muscular ass…which I guess as she gets older gets more feminine…and she’s married and probably doesn’t care if homie leaves her…she’s got him locked down in contract…and it’ll pay better than any bullshit acting job she coulda got over years she spent trying to make her baby…and that ass..shit that ass…even though all young girls have asses like this… Here she is on Practicing Abstinece A video posted by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) on Oct 19, 2015 at 2:01pm PDT TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Biel Timberlake in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
