Here’s a little home wrecking…harlot who figured “USE Johnny Depp to get ahead”…because he’s Johnny Depp and pretty much runs Hollywood thanks to surviving the 90s drugs…and sex with Kate Moss…because it was when she was 19 and not after all the unprotected sex with needle sharing rock stars… She’s the official stepmother of 16 year old Lily Rose Depp, who everyone can see on instagram hanging out with Jenners, where you would want an LA rich kid who is virtually on her own fending for herself in her dad’s mansion, while he’s at one of his other houses..fucking this Homewrecker…living out her childhood crush…dreams…all because her pussy is the kind of pussy that makes dudes do really dumb fucking things…like marriage…I’ve heard of those kinds of pussies..watch out… The post Amber Heard is a Homewrecker in C Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blake Lively is shooting a movie in Australia…and she’s got some solid tits…I don’t remember her having tits like this, but then again, I never really pay attention to Blake Lively, even when she was relevant for being a huge hit show…five years ago…before marrying Ryan Reynolds, like she was Scarlett Johansson…. I guess I always just saw her face is of a muppet build…But that body is great….those tits great…probably fake, maybe milk filled or caused by hormones…since she had a kid 1 year ago…and no girl I know who has had a kid a year ago looks like this…but then again, they aren’t getting paid millions of dollars to be in a bikini, and maybe they should be…because if we had a social program that pays moms to look solid in a bikini 1 year post childbirth….maybe the fat new mom perpetuating her fat body by hanging with other fat new moms…eating cake…because they loved the freedom of eating whatever they wanted…and don’t want that to ever end so if they stick together…they can just blame childbirth, even though EVERYONE….has seen famous chicks and models bounce back because they have to…we’re onto you new moms and your baby weight…we’re onto you… The post Blake Lively in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re a Russian Hooker…a really fucking hot Russian Hooker…and you can’t afford make-up because you only make 30 dollars a week in your communist destroyed home…. Find an agency that will find you an A List European athlete, who is covering up his homosexuality with you, and in exchange gets you into Sports Illustrated….because you’re hot and it keeps your fucking extorting mouth shut… Continue Sports Illustrated until your contract with the Athlete is up, and turn that to vagina over to an A List Actor…like Brad Cooper… It’ll pay off – people will take you seriously…you will be legitimized…you will not be seen as a hooker opportunist….but you will instead book spokesperson for a massive cosmetic line…like you matter…because you do matter…you worked hard for this…navigating the world like the clever spy you are……take it in…and then fulfill your commitments…before getting pregnant to full circle this wallet fuck….close out this hooker life…get paid… Life Lesson…be hot, get press and things will happen for you. A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Oct 29, 2015 at 10:38am PDT The post Irina Shayk is the New Face for L’Oreal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beast Cashier VS Shoplifter Female Inmate Gets It Student VS Principal Fork Lifting.. Cops Kill White Kids Too… Worker VS Armed Robber Suicide of the Day Police Find and Save 3 Pitt Bulls How to Inspect a Truck Fat Man VS Storm Kid VS School One of the Best Naked Walkers To Date The post Dude Who got Pepper Sprayed VS the 7-11 and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s J.Lo in squat on stage…in lingerie…in what you’d consider her too old to do….but that she’s doing anyway…because she can’t accept being too old, even when she’s already too rich…and doesn’t need to be doing this…but is doing it…because she’s a twisted fucking exhibitionist who probably gets off sexually doing this…because it’s the only explanation…and the sick thing in all this…people probably jerk off to it…and those people are you..and hispanic people..who celebrate her and her evil because she’s one of their own who has made it, so she gives them all hope…thanks to her strategic exploiting and marketing to them…you know a passionate latina, so into the culture that she can’t even speak the language… TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN CONCERT OF THE DAY CLICK HERE The post J.Lo is Too Old for This Squat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret who on one end of the spectrum produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing you to charge the same amount you would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting and matching bra and panty sets won’t change that… But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…so all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them… More importantly, they produce mediocre softcore porn for people like you to try to jerk off to when there’s no computer around, but just some old catalog you’ve hidden away like it was the 90s and you were a teen hiding your jerking off from your mom… This is some behind the scenes, sheer panty, pussy shots, of their new recruit Romee Strijd…who when looking at her is interchangeable with 1000s of girls…but who has made it to a place the 1000s of girls want to be…all while peddling cheap lingerie to people who don’t need any lingerie…because they are fat, middle of the road and working shitty jobs…to pay for this crap… Erotic. I think the more interesting thing in all this is that Victoria’s Secret has hired Playboy photographer David Bellemere to help them with their vision, meaning they’ve finally decided to catch up with the times and get a little more aggressive in their campaigns…smart.. A video posted by @romeestrijd on Oct 24, 2015 at 2:04pm PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Model Romee Strijd in See Through Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret who on one end of the spectrum produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing you to charge the same amount you would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting and matching bra and panty sets won’t change that… But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…so all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them… More importantly, they produce mediocre softcore porn for people like you to try to jerk off to when there’s no computer around, but just some old catalog you’ve hidden away like it was the 90s and you were a teen hiding your jerking off from your mom… This is some behind the scenes, sheer panty, pussy shots, of their new recruit Romee Strijd…who when looking at her is interchangeable with 1000s of girls…but who has made it to a place the 1000s of girls want to be…all while peddling cheap lingerie to people who don’t need any lingerie…because they are fat, middle of the road and working shitty jobs…to pay for this crap… Erotic. I think the more interesting thing in all this is that Victoria’s Secret has hired Playboy photographer David Bellemere to help them with their vision, meaning they’ve finally decided to catch up with the times and get a little more aggressive in their campaigns…smart.. A video posted by @romeestrijd on Oct 24, 2015 at 2:04pm PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Model Romee Strijd in See Through Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is KATE UPTON and she’s a movie star now…I know what you’re thinking….that she’s most likely a pie eating Walmart cashier making money for her black mold infested trailer park…but you’re wrong, she’s a huge (literally), relevant (barely) star….who everyone loves, despite being overweight, when everyone knows fat girls shouldn’t matter…or exist in entertainment…we have enough of those in real life…but I guess we need one to represent the Walmart cashier to make her relatable in the industry…to make it more relatable to the common man because not everyone needs to be unattainable hot…we need that one fat chick to make it seem real.. Here she is pretending to workout – it’s so funny… Here’s her tits in GIF TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pig in a Blanket / Bra in a Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
JoJo Levesque is flashing her bra…because I guess she’s on her mission to be a comeback kid, but I didn’t care about Jojo Levesque when she was relevant over a decade ago, I’m not about to start googling this garbage now…but I will post her in a bra, or a bikini because I know my audience…it’s this guy at the coffee shop…hey Tom…I know how into Jojo he is…it has something to do with his autism and inability to move on in the girls he jerks off to…I guess something traumatic happened in 1999 where all pussy since 1999 doesn’t exist….that’s the only way to justify this nonsense… The post JoJo Levesque Flashes Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz has an interesting body at 18…Maybe it is her lack of thigh gap in an era where all girls have thigh gaps…that make me think I am looking at some 14 year old pre-puberty in a bikini…before she grows up to be fat…but isn’t fat yet…thanks to a high metabolism and being on the soccer team…just awkward bodied…because she’s meant to be fat…and is doing everything she can to defy genetics and the hormones in the food…before finally doing the Kate Upton and succumbing to it…letting loose, getting fat..but still being jerked off by nerds everywhere who can’t get over her roles in various nerd movies like Kick Ass…kind of like Kayley Cuoco…or Oliva Munn…the kind of slut with a fan base that doesn’t view her as a slut because she goes to Comicon and sometimes tweets at them…and can really do no wrong…even if her body sees wrong…at least in the upper thigh, ass range… Maybe I’m just ripping her apart because I’m not ripping her apart…let’s be real, 18 can do no wrong.. I was in a bar the other day talking to some 19 year old kid, and this drunk, high, fucked up girl walked in and I told the 19 year old that she should be his target and that she’d get naked and he was like “GROSS”…..and I was like “she’s 18, in this era that means she could be gross in the pussy, with aids, herpes and everything else..because they fuck all day”…and all I saw was 18… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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