Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them… So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation… All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies… Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it. The post Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Photographer, who I assume is popular on instagram, named Chadwick Tyler ..did this Hipster Fashion Porn shoot with a girl named Ali Michael, who at one point in time was about to be a hugely famous model, but she weight 105 lbs, which was too fat for fashion, before fashion decided to only hire these instagram famous girls who are pushing 130, and have parents who pay the brand to give their little babies the chance to live the dream…I call it the Super Sweet Sixteen era of brats having parents get them anything…even modeling jobs and social media fame…thanks to the ability to hiring the best of pulicists.. Well, it turns out that model Ali Michael has decided to go down the softcore erotica route, because even if packaged as “art”…or “who cares, it’s just a nude body”…and I absoultely agree, I don’t care. I love nudity, I’ve been doing this site for over a decade and always posted nudity that I didn’t think was porn, alienating myself and turning down branded ad campaigns, all because I though nudity wasn’t worth penalizing, and in my activist, lazy activist, way…this was my protest…only to tell anyone I meet, “it’s not a porn site, if this is porn you get off to, you’re fucked up”…not that that makes me more money, or gives me more credibility, but I say it anyway… But this shoot is pushing it…I mean it’s no spread pussy, no labia, theoretically just tits…packaged as art, because dude put a black and white filter on it…to make it more dramatic…and in my opinion lame…I only like black and white when shot on film because it was cheaper to process for the starving snapshot photographer before digital…in an era where dude sat and removed color to be artsy…and in and of itself that’s lame… What isn’t lame is that he has some dumb mode buying into it…on all fours in panties…and maybe this will go viral and get her acting jobs like she was Emrata, but I think it’s more a shoot that requires more penis penetration…why go half way..when you cross that line into pornography…just own it… The post Ali Michael Hipster Fashion Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, you can see nipple in sweater thanks to flash bulbs and cheap Jessica Simpson fabrics used in her quick to market, K-Mart brand of clothing….that just can’t handle being stretched out over her notoriously huge tits, huge tits, that haven’t turned into pecs despite all the fitness she’s committed herself to, in order to fulfill her Weight Watchers contract and really to fulfill her obligations as a pop star, who may not do music anymore, but instead makes babies while her dad fucks boys, her sister makes half black babies, and her husband cashes in on being the dude who fucks the dumb blonde chick everyone wanted to fuck 15 years ago…. I guess what I’m saying, is that I think these pics are substantial, well deserved, a little late to the game with the nipples, but glad she tries, despite her billions of dollars.. I guess what I’m saying is that I love when married moms use their tits as the last thing they have going for them in terms of sex appeal to get attention.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE Here is a beautifully shot video of her from the night.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s See Through to Tit Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
January Jones has a fetish…no, not getting knocked up by rich Hollywood execs who are likely married, that she pretends don’t exist, thanks to getting paid the fuck off and collecting a check…when he just expected her to get an abortion…but why get an abortion when you can get payroll for 18 years… Her fetish is posting bathtub pics…3 in 3 days… Weird, but not as weird as her kid will be when he grows up without a father… I guess it was Botox day…or she was ovulating again…and felt like sharing…and all I can do is wonder what other sin goes on in her tub…other than sex and babies out of wedlock…there’s probably some masturbation using the showerhead…it’s a girl thing… Everyone is a social media whore… The post January Jones – The Bathtub Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a girl named Jojo….she is probably before your time. She was a bootleg Avril Lavigne who turned 18 and disappeared as her fan base, the perverts who like 17 year olds, aka all of you…turned their back on her…forcing her to take her ghetto trash ass back to the motel room she was raised in back in Philly, with all her pop star one hit wonder money, and date black guys… For some reason, she’s back, trying to get scene, noticed, releasing albums…but the kids don’t give a fuck…she shoulda just kept up the White Snowflake hustle she had on lock…that’s what you call white girls black guys fuck.. Well, she’s on snapchat, which is an interesting platform for these girls, who have been exploited their whole life, by the people they trust and the people who invest in them, where they connect with people that care to watch her every move…and as they see the views go up, they get that fill of that “it feels good to be liked”..feeling they once had…oh so many years ago.. The other interesting thing is that it isn’t run by publicists trying to create brand, so these whores with squeaky clean images, can be their actual slutty self…because really all girls I know are exhibitionists, and the hollywood white washing that is no more, thanks to social media, may not want you to think that these girls, who make a career of being sluts are sluts…but luckily they are all sluts.. The post Jojo’s Possibly Naked Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little Gigi Hadid and her wonky face….talking about being a rich kid with connections…allows you to become an “it girl”…as you can hang out with other rich kids and go to all the rich kid parties and do richc kid things….while brands are trying to figure out how to adapt to the market and reach young people…as young people watch these idiots, because I guess other than their money, they are terribly fucking average in all ways…so it gives the general population hope. Listening to Gigi Hadid, while watching her 20 year old chin waddle, rocking that deep voice…I remember that this girl is a fucking lie….and I understand why she’s gone the easy drop out of school route to exploit her tits and her self because it makes her feel validated… The fact that she’s the “face of a make-up brand”….but more importantly the pussy that the Jonas Brother’s shoved his purity ring inside before trying to pull it out with his dick…but that is no more, she can take her whoring to other places…because the couple they called GI JOE…is done…and no one over 20 cares… Here’s the Jonas Brother’s Doing a cover of Adele…dealing with the sadness of “I fucked this high maintenance rich kid, now I can go fuck groupies, because I am no longer pretending to be a virgin”…while Gigi deals with the remnants of Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Ashley Greene pussy in her pussy, because pussy… Here’s her VS acceptance speech – because it’s all she’s ever wanted growing up a rich kid with everything…one day maybe she’ll fake it til she makes it…and gets asked to walk…like she was Lily Aldrige… I prefer the immigrants.. The post Joe Jonas is an Adele Singing Clown Because He Fucked Gigi Hadid’s Double Chin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the world needs more girls with hot young bodies posting half naked pictures on the internet to go viral, and not just with herpes, even though herpes is in the cards for them, based on the career and ladder climbing, sugar babying and gold digging, as they become “it girls” with millions of followers…for brands to hire them for their perceived celebrity… I don’t think there are enough half naked, attention seeking, validation seeking people on social media looking for that mass appeal, critical mass stamp of approval… I do think we need more and more desperate for fame 18 year olds…that will do anything for this fake, candy-coated, lie that is social media… Because I’d rather dilute the bitches who are winning in this world like the Jenner – Hadids of the world…who are just fucking garbage that had everything given to them…without having the fuck their way to the top.. The idea of fucking whoever the way because they want to and not to advance their careers…is upsetting to me… So let’s give the more normal people attention….right… The post Alexis Ren Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner hit 40 million followers…so she flashed her tit…like some white trash, trailer park trash, college coed at some frat party before jumping into a wet t-shirt contest… Not that I have anything against titty flashes, I think tits are great and I sexualize them harder than Feminists could ever imagine a tit being sexualized….in their “It’s to feed babies”….even though they have a lot of downtime when not feeding babies, especially when they are 20 and being used to get noticed…when babies aren’t even in the fucking mix…plenty of opportunity for people like me to sexualize the motherfuckers…or the the owner of the motherfuckers to take a cue from the family code of conduct manual they are given at birth that the mom spent the fucking OJ years writing…it’s called “Owning the Fucking Media like it was a Rich Man with Our Pussies”… Garbage. The post Kendall Jenner Celebrates 40 Million Followers with Censored Tit Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father… The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business… So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child… But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much. The post Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week last year… Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them.. I remember a friend sent me a video of her kid dancing in a bikini by the pool as a “cute check out my baby, don’t worry you aren’t the dad”…situation…and when I saw it had 30,000 views I started clicking on the commenters and realized they were troll accounts that had favorited nothing by young girl in bathing suit videos… I always knew that anything, even the corporate, traded on the stock market companies….from google to Facebook get most of their traffic from sex and porn, that’s what people like…but it just reminded me how creepy people are… Her name has been circulating, so I figured I’d dig to see what she’s about…since the perverts are already all about her…figured…why not..right.. Apparently she sings…and uptalks about being done being hipster…. She Also Sky Dives and has a speech impediment Apparently she’s got fans…so here’s a roundup video some creeps edited….amazing… Here’s a bikini nipple slip… Here is a Jazzy One… Here she is eating.. The post Lia Marie Johsnon Is a Young Harlot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
