Our friend….honorary stepGIRLS…supporter…babe…model…and more importanlty…webcam model..which is the only kind of modeling I appreciate these days….Alexandra Steele is going to be taking over our snapchat “stepGIRLS” and “drunkstepfather” before her show on CLICK HERE I don’t know what all these instagram girls aren’t doing cam shows for cam sites…it just makes sense for the girls…and the guys watching…especailly with this free the nipple movement.but I have a feeling it’ll happen as exhibitionism officially takes over…but who needs other instagram girls…when we have ALexandra Steele… Seriously…how often can you watch a girl I post masturbate….
Watch this video on The Scene . I guess she’s the porny Hadid…with the bigger tits…that she’s showing off like it was her new Range Rover her rich dad just bought her, because they are probably like the new Range Rover her rich dad bought her, because he most likely has bought these for her….but I can’t be sure, or really care to fingure it out, she’s a rich LA kid with a fake modeling career her parents bought her, who gives a fuck…. There are so many tits in the world, I prefer those on the less celebrated sister, even though she’s sexier, and not just because she’s trying harder…but because Gigi is overrated and weird looking, when not being blocked out by Taylor Swift sitting on her face. The post Bella Hadid Showing Off Her Tits for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bar Refaeli is getting married in 3 weeks. I have no idea why I know this or why I care…I think it has something to do with having it come to me in a dream and I may be totally off on it, but I can’t really differentiate reality anymore…everything is just one fast moving blur through a screen… That said, she’s decided to post some sheer bra pic holding her nipple, to compliment her series of bikini pics she’s posting, in what I guess is one last hurrah before being locked down, possibly a cry for help, hoping some new man sweeps in and takes her away, maybe an ex from the past she wants to make jealous, in a “you can’t have me, look what you cheated on Leonardo DiCaprio”…kind of way… It’s not exciting, 30 year old brides to be, not porn to me as most are so into their future husbands they are hard to crack on their bachelorette parties…and you have to wait at least a year of marriage until they are ready to be selfish and cheat…but I guess knowing men are jerking off to you helps fill that need for mail attention in your quest to be a wholesome jewish mom…. The truth is that this is probably part of her own lingerie collection…make that money while the fans still have hope… In conclusion…. #Tits The post Headless Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is the fake CEO or president or whatever of some massive billion dollar company called Honest, that she is slated to make 200 million dollars from when it goes public, which doesn’t include all the money she’s made up until this point, or any of the other ventures she has put money into that are less publicized, or really any of the money that Honest has paid her as a salary to show up everyday and pretend to work… So what I’m saying is that Jessica ALba is already richer than God, but not quite as rich as Zuckerberg or the other dot com billionaires, however…she’s still peddling bullshit products as ad campaigns that make her look like a cheap, desperate instagram model…whether it is for coconut water or her Husband’s sock company, the whole this is ghetto bullshit, nor matter how much money she makes off it, she’s already got a ton of fucking money… She can’t be doing this for money…but then what is she doing it for… SFW I think we should boycot Jessica Alba and her greedy money grubbing…so unfollow her now…thanks.. Now you can all laugh at my zero impact approach to life as I haven’t won one person over to actually take a stance with me… I’d be a terrible cult leader, but ALba…that bitch is good… The post Jessica Alba’s Whoring Herself Out for Socks Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, Britney Spears is saying “Men Frankly, Can Suck My Fucking Toe”…. But that’s not what I’m hearing… Maybe it has something to do with having looped in 10,000 times, that it has become just weird distorted noise, that has sucked me into some wormhole, that is hypnotizing me into what I assume is a catatonic state, maybe this is what her family uses on her when they Josie and the Pussy cant us with her music, while keeping her medicated and confuses…seriously, whatever this vortex is, it’s therapeutic but I guess Britney talking about sucking or being sucked…brings me pleasure…all these years after being taken advantage of and still being taken advantage of, mid 30s mom in lingerie… I’m just amazed she managed to formulate words and that her mic was on…. Now If only she was saying “I want you to cum inside me and forever be taken care of like I was your mommy”….. That’s more my fetish these days..You see Britney needs saving but she’s rich, I actually need saving…cuz I’m not… Either way, it’s safe to assume this is Britney Crying for help… Here she is being a mermaid.. The post Britney Spears Toe Sucker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wouldn’t really call this a genius move, but it’s definitely an obvious one… Keep in mind this is totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world…almost as irrelevant as Bobo buying 2.3 percent of Facebook in 2009 that is now worth 1 billion dollars….because that’s what philathropy is about….and not nearly as important as the Lindsay Lohan dancing on a yacht like a stripper, something I’ve experienced first hand in a hotel room in 2008, but it still makes me laugh that dude, instead of going to jail as a sex offender, has been able to openly admit he fucked teen Kylie because her parents were no where to be found, and not just because her dad was in disguise on some Mrs DOubtfire shit….but because they are garbage into themselves…but she’s got a huge fucking following, people are talking so do the whole “first” love manipulation and cast her in your bullshit, because it gets her some visibility, breaking free from her sisters who made her tranny like her daddy face relevant… ALl while getting him free talent and views so people can now know one of Tyga’s songs when asked, because before today anyone, even hip hop fans couldn’t place anything motherfuker did…other than Kylie… Either way, manipulate broken young girls pretending it is love and win…that’s the Tyga lesson of the day The post Tyga Takes Advantage of his Broken Tween Girlfriend by Casting Her in a Shitty Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This pretty much completes my life…. It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face. I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer… That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance… The post Lindsay Lohan Dancing in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pippa Middelton is a disappointment……a massive fucking disappointment, that I can only blame the royal family for creating because there was a time that she was the wild, slutty, party girl sister of the future Queen, or mother of the future King…I don’t know how the Royal family works when it comes to them marrying commoners… But I do know that pre-wedding and babies, her sister was slated to be a Princess, like an official fucking princess, and that was the perfect time for this one to have a fucking meltdown and go off the rails and misbehave for attention, becasue that’s what the second tier sister always does…. But I guess the royals have it figured out, it’s not their first rodeo with commoners marrying in, and they know if they pay the sister a million dollars a year, to do nothing but “philanthropic” work..which is code for partying at classy events, in exchange for her to be publicly perfect…otherwise “off with her head”….it works out best for everyone… That doesn’t mean I can’t imagine her doing bad things…while in her bikini…because I am….you see, like I told a girl who used to send me nudes 5 years ago, but who has since gone corporate…people don’t change…just because their location, venue, socioeconomic position changes…they are still the same slut, you just have to get them when they drop their guard a bit…oftentimes…while drunk and/or roofied. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Pippa Middelton’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t watch the VMAs, I don’t think I ever do. I just hate celebrating people who already won at life, in some over produced advertising campaign, wasting money that could be spent on better things, like hookers…not these kids of hooker…but street hookers…with babies they don’t have money to feed due to addiction…or really curing AIDS or cancer, or anything 100,000,000 dollars, or more could be better spent on…you know do these idiots really need more attention, airtime, celebration, and bullshit awards…they don’t… I didn’t see Kanye vow to run for president, you know to make a joke out of America, because he would probably win. I guess this happened to Ronald Reagan in the 80s, but he was an infomercial actor, not a rapper married to a media whore. I didn’t see Taylor Swift win all the meaningless awards. I didn’t see Miley make a fool of herself, or get in a fight with Nicki Minaj… I didn’t see Kim Kardashian dressed like Danny Devito as the Penguin in real time… I don’t believe in award shows, I don’t find them interesting, I am amazed that people love this shit and buy into the Soap Opera of celebrity…so I have no interest in any of this shit… Maybe that means I am officially too old to be relevant, but I’ve never been relevant….maybe I am too out of the loop to post pics of these idiots, well, I’ve always been out of the loop and hated this shit.. My purpose is to tell you how stupid it is, how commercialized all media we digest is, and how buying into it, instead of having a productive hobby like gardening or napping, is just perpetuating this absolute scripted garbage… I am amazed that as humans, with brains, people are reporting on this shit like it was the 90s, and we were too dumb to realize award shows didnt matter… Here are some highlights ,because pop culture may be a pile of vapid bullshit, but I still look on with disgust the day after looking at random internet pics… I don’t really see what this kind of played out nonsense Hollywood shit still happens….but it happens..so I guess it matters…to some of you idiots… HERE ARE SOME OF MILEY’S OUTFITS Here is Miley’s Instagram pics… HERE IS SELENA GOME WITH NO BRA Here is Taylor Swift…. Here is Taylor Swift’s Lipless Barbie – Side Tit… Jojo For Vintage Jailbait Memories… Some Kim K Looking Like the Danny Devito’s Penguin… Some Nicki Minaj Monster… Someone Invited the Tits from the Blurred Lines Video! Oh Shit- and a Hooters Girl!! Straight from Florida… Rihanna Couldn’t Be There so they Sent her Body Double… The post The VMAS Happened and I Don’t Care But Here are Pics Miley Nipple and Other Trash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I posted pics and videos of RITA ORA in concert showing her tits… …in what I read was her first concert beyond showing up to other people’s concerts for some Cameos because she’s fucking in the right circle…and/or performing at Birthday parties and Bar Mitzvah’s in the UK as Rihanna before saying “I really have something here, I am going to move to America with my DJ friend Calvin who fucks me after his local gigs, and make my dreams come true”.. Well some pervert put it in slow motion and for some reason I am compelled to post and celebrate this internet weirdness…because pasties and panties never get old…even if the person in them does…both physically and in terms of relevance…you know… The post Rita ORa’s Slow Motion Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
