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Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These Lindsay Lohan bathing suit pictures…is all I’ve ever fucking needed… They are everything I’ve ever been looking for… I couldn’t have dreamt of a better way to spend today….or everyday…this is the end all, be all of humanity… Lohan, in a white, lace, thong looking bathing suit, bloated, pregnant, or fat…. There’s just so much going on in this…I can’t even process it…I just stare…and love every second of it.. Lohan is the meaning of life…even when she’s dead on the inside… Lohan is sent from heaven….even though she looks like she’s destined for heaven when her heart stops…not that I believe in that shit… Lohan is connected to my soul…and I hope she’s getting my telepathic messages of love… Because I appreciate this perfection…. I need this perfection… She’s all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is Broken of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Receding Hairline in Her Face Tuned Bikini Selfie of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The fact that Lindsay Lohan was at one point a huge celebrity…. Not that she ever really did that many movies to warrant her as a huge celebrity… But like a Kardashian, she was famous for the tabloids…and the whole thing was relatively uninteresting, but people loved it… Just another child star, sold by her family to the entertainment industry, who got famous and self destructive, occasional lesbian, occasional cum rag, occasional weirdo in the corner of the bar talking to herself, because like so many redheads before her, she’s fucking crazy… Boring, but throughout it all, from anorexia to chubby coke bloat, she had this fun fake tits, that I was a fan of and even friended on facebook… But now…she’s an instagram model… No one in the world wants anything to do with her….but shitty products will pay her 5,000 dollars a product plug…pretty sad, but not as sad as premature death, that would have possibly made her story more dramatic and inclined to become an oscar winning movie, but now is just a massive fucking fail…but at least Amanda Seyfried is there to replace her… Either way, here’s some of her instagram, sugar baby, hustle, because she is still Lohan…a joke who I think will have the last laugh… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Receding Hairline in Her Face Tuned Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew Vanessa Hudgens mattered the second I got a lawyers letter after posting a nude selfie that they claimed was taken when she was 17, before nude selfies were that common, back when you had to negotiate hard with girls you were in long distance relationships to get before sending to your friends to show off what you fuck, even if she’s got a huge bush…. You know, when they still mattered, when they still counted for something, when they weren’t being done by every celebrity A- Z lister…and girl you know…or even walk by on the street… Every girl has nudes…But not every girl has the confidence to leak nudes with bush….back when bush wasn’t trendy or fashionable… What I am trying to say is that I’ve always believed in her….she’s the magical, ethnically ambiguous, Disney trained, slutty enough angel sent from heaven… And she’s finally looking hot…which I guess is all that matters in this superficial world we live in… So here she is looking hot..which reminds us that despite what Amy Schumer and all the other fat slob comedians, actoors, models, who are talking to fat women, because they are easy to talk to, it’s not like they are out on dates, and they are vulnerable and looking for relatable people in the media, so they talk to them, in order to get richer, are saying… Skinny is a better look… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LOOKING FIT AND HOT CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Spread Legged in Grazia France of the DAy

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hear if you pay Miranda Kerr 1,000,000 dollars for a night….or if you’re Justin Bieber….or if you’re a billionaire….she’ll do this pose she’s doing in Grazia France….without the white bathing suit on, but with more actual unprotected penetration… But those are just rumors…Rumors are never real stories based on truth.. She’s a million dollar a year model, what’s she need more money, or rich dudes in exchange for penetration that makes her feel pretty for…you know like a high level sugar baby….I mean her alimony check and child support check from Orlando Bloom must be hefty enough to survive the good life, why would she want more… Oh right, cuz she’s a vapid cunt, like so many girls who pose for photographers and who define themselves as that being their career…and not just a joke amongst friends like “I can’t beleive I get money and flown around the world to pose in my underwear…score”… Doesn’t matter, she’s in Grazia France…spread legged….and what it comes down to – is – who fucking cares abotu Miranda Kerr…. Here’s an instagram pic she just posted..if you look close enough you can see some of the damage left from the shredding of her vagina when she had a kid for money and to increase her profile as a model…a kid I assume she’s a great, actively involved mother with.. The post Miranda Kerr Spread Legged in Grazia France of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Pig in Mud of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this is the equivalent to a pig in mud, if the pig was human, fame whore…pile of silver coated shit…that is still shit…even if coated in silver… Sure it is debatable whether this pig is human, since everything this pig does and the way this pig looks, would point to her being a pig, but not so much the cute animal that we kill and eat as bacon version of a pig, but rather the embodiment of what calling a person a pig really means…. She is disgusting… The post Kim Kardashian Pig in Mud of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The ESPYS Happened of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who cares that the ESPYs happened…sports are for faggots… And I don’t mean faggot as a derogatory word to gay people… I am using it as a derogatory word for closet cases who like watching grown men play with each other…in their spare time…it’s fucking weird… You know the same kind of dude who could call a gay person a faggot…meanwhile motherfucker has wet dreams about being in the locker room with his favorite team after the big win… That said, ESPYs, an award created by ESPN, a media company paid for by advertisers…seems like a really legit award ceremony…that really means something…like the Maxim Top 100 but for sports…fuck this noise… Here are some sluts who were there, because either they fuck athletes and get herpes like Hannah Davis, are athletes who fuck Athletes until their vaginas explode like Hope Solo, or their dad’s now a woman like Kendall…and Tina Turner…. The post The ESPYS Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in….Miley Cyrus is trying to increase the profile of already lottery winning, average at best, hipster lesbian model that Victoria’s Secret just signed and probably encourages to do this Miley thing, because it makes their brand seem more hit and with it, in this lesbian driven society…where everyone is loving, accepting, positive, gender confused, LBQGYZLRST….or whatever the fuck their acrynoym for “Anything by straight” is….. I guess Miley is trying to increase her own profile too, I mean come on bitch, feeding your trick at Disneyland, the land you were created in, for the paparazzi you hired….fuck off… Who cares what eats her confused, souless, childhood-less, sheltered pussy….it’s just nonsense, noise, boring, obvious, typical, nonsense..But this matter in this world of idiots… The post We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jenny from the Block’s Hard Nipples of the DAy

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Where’s the fucking ass pic? Not because I want to see Jennifer Lopez’s big ass in tight pants…you know, she’s a mom and old, and has been through a lot of different men when establishing her career…a career I was over and uninterested in when it was happening… But I feel it is her obligation, as Jenny from the Block, you know the down to earth Puerto Rican from the Bronx who can’t speak Spanish because she’s a lie…just a pawn in a marketing campaign…to show her ass… It is her duty…it is her life work…but I guess hard nipples are good enough, even if nothing she does is that good. TO SEE JENNIFER LOPEZ WITH LEAH REMINI CLICK HERE The post Jenny from the Block’s Hard Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some relatively unimpressive, even boring pictures of Gisele, a known athlete in the sport of underwear modeling….for Under Armor…but luckily unlike other brands, Under Armor was smart enough to recruit actual athletes for the campaign, because there is nothing I hate more than seeing models model shit that doesn’t make sense for them to model, like fitness gear, even if they’ve moved away from eating disorder to boxing or a daily pilates class, and even if they are strong or fit enough to compete, they are still fucking models, so keep them posing in panties…not functional gear…. I mean there’s very little erotic in this, but why not celebrate billion dollar bands who don’t give me money like an asshole, because American loves advertising campaigns, everything is a fucking ad for something, so why not participate and not get paid because I am a Canadian and we are non confrontational like that. The post Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kyle Jenner’s Gratuitous Ass Pic of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if watching, or documenting anything Kardashian Jenner is worth doing, but it is going on in pop-culture, and I’ve decided to write about this shit everyday, for no real reason, other than it just becoming a horrible hobby…. I do know that like Sinead O’Connor, I think this novelty act family is just representative of everything wrong in society. They are pawns who have positioned themselves to just push product, like this is a marketplace and these idiots are just the most shameless, and loud… I am confident that everything horrible, and everything great has been written about these idiots…and trying to give it more attention is a waste of time, but when a 17 year old who fucks rappers, love rappers, and thinks she’s black because she has no identity as her family abandoned her and threw money at her when they were all caught up in themselves is almost sad… But then she jacks her shorts up her ass and gets a shot from some sleazy vantage point of her on one of their expensive cars like this is a hip hop video…that I guess she aspires to star in…and I realize that in their failures and successes…this is a win. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Jul 11, 2015 at 1:34pm PDT If you don’t like Kylie, because she’s too young and things she’s black video vixen….here’s Kendall, who thinks she’s a model.. The post Kyle Jenner’s Gratuitous Ass Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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