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Jessica Alba’s “Flourish from the Inside Out” Campaign of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba must have a huge stake of ZICO Coconut water, or ZICO has paid her a fucking lot of money, so much that they couldn’t afford a copywriter, or designer, good photographer, or really anything other than Alba…because they are pushing these pictures as hard as they can…it’s the same shoot we saw months ago…and now there’s a shitty slogan… “Flourish from the Inside Out”… It sounds like something digestive, or maybe sexually, like pink on the inside, tan on the outside…..or like her cervix is flourishing with excitement ready to make another baby to spend her stupid money on….before being shat out of her to further make us hate her life choices… I am not being paid by ZICO…so fuck them and their shitty cum tasting garbage beverage…there are better coconut waters out there…try them… The post Jessica Alba’s “Flourish from the Inside Out” Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage.. I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit… But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders… Good times.. The post Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage.. I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit… But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders… Good times.. The post Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know… Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia… I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection.. I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing… The post Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Ridiculousness Continues of the Day

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Lady Gaga is the type of ugly loser, who before being an ugly loser was trendy and cool, was hated by her peers and bullied….or more likely was the conformist girl in the shadow of the other girls at her private school but still included in their fun….before deciding she wanted to be the star of the fucking show…because she didn’t realize she was ugly from all the affirmations her mother gave her…leading to a career and fame I assume she craved…leaving her scrambling with celebrity…before being destroyed by celebrity….because eventually her act got boring and silly, and I’m all for silly…when it doesn’t come with millions of dollars and seems like more of cry for attention than an actual attempt to do good…..I mean isn’t the same Lady Gaga who robbed her own charity that she was using as a tax shelter…. She’s a horrible fucking person to look at, listen to…and clearly in personality, morals and values…so I don’t know why I am looking at her nipple..but I am…and I’m sure her Fiance doesn’t care, he’s the tall guy next to her, a male actor who clearly has no ulterior motives in dating a massive popstar…none at all.. She also wore a mesh dress… More pics of the mesh dress HERE The post Lady Gaga’s Ridiculousness Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Titties Lookin’ For Change Outside Hooters and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude with Confederate Flag Gets Beat in Front of his Bikini Clad Girl Paraglider Accident in RIO Brazil Street Justice Naked Girl Escapes Apartment Fight at a Paraguayan “Bikini” contest Some Road Rage…. Canadian Road Rage Drunk Canadian Peeing on the Train Some Drunk Girls… Throwback Lapdance… People Collectively Life a Car to Save a Dude The post Titties Lookin’ For Change Outside Hooters and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone’s favorite bootleg hooters girls from South Florida with the tits…was working out for the Paparazzi, because she’s at the level of famous that call the paparazzi, it’s the only way she has managed to get to this level of relevance…which is really not any level of relevance…if you ask anyone…they probably won’t know who she is…unless they are white trash who watch Dancing with the Stars…or dudes who visit sites like this…who like really big tits…tits so big that they make her garbage face disappear… She has done very little career wise, she wasn’t a star when Dancing With the Stars Cast her, it was just part of the lie that she is probably paying someone whether through sex or through sex…to set up for her.. This set up for the paparazzi is so fucking weak, but bit tits, short shorts, lean body…bent over…works..even if Charlotte McKinney doesn’t and never has. TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day

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Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work… There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago… But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it… Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago… The post Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward’s Insane See Through Shirt of the Day

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Maitland Ward is the obvious, desperate, embarrassing attention seeker who gets naked, even though she’s not really hot, but rather old and sloppy, in what I guess is a drug induced level of crazy, thinking this will help her acting career in any way…when really it just sort of makes a clown out of her…and I would say that it’s really too bad that girls want to be famous so bad that they do such nonsense stunts to get noticed…but I love the nonsense stunts..they make me laugh..and they allow me to see her nipples… Which isn’t really a life goal, but to you 40 year olds out there who watched her as the love interest on Boy Meets World, a show you watched because you had no friends….maybe this is what you always wanted…sloppy tits… Well, I have some good news for you, apparently, at least according to a reader…Maitland Ward, or whoever runs the snapchat Maitland Ward…is for hire…because he sent me these screenshots outlining her offering sex, ass licking, etc for money…not that that should be surprising to anyone, because all of these fame whores are also actual whores…a girl’s gotta eat you know…it/s not like she’s got a job… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maitland Ward’s Insane See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day

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These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again… I wrote: Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24… You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”…. Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits… I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd… And that was the re-run of the day The post Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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