Her name is Melina Martin. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a pretty big moddel…with 100,000 fans on instagram…making me feel out of touch, since I’ve never heard of her, despite doing this daily, but 100,000 instagram people have…I’m so pathetic…I mean not that we needed Melina Martin or her nipples for fashion to determine that…I mean if I did know who she was I’d feel as pathetic…it’s a lose /lose situation…and I’m the top loser…which I guess in ways is winning at something. Go me! No…go look at Melina Martin nipples for fashion..the way nipples are supposed to be used… The post Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nadine Leopold is a 21 year old model from Austria, which in case you didn’t know, is also where Hitler is from, which doesn’t mean she’s a Nazi, but could mean she’s a Nazi…Nazi or not, she is was Hiltler was looking for…a solid aryan…that may or may not be a product of ethnic cleansing…because I guess girls that look this good shouldn’t exist without scientific intervention like they did with her model competitor, who is unfortunately not fighting her in a mud wrestling match to the death, the one who hangs out with Taylor Swift and was grown in a test tube…. Not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s posing topless like all good models do these days…because if you don’t post topless you don’t matter…and I guess Nadine Leopold matters….but not as much as her tits… The post Nadine Leopold for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Paris Hilton is in Ibiza, let’s hope for the summer, where rich Arabs and Europeans who don’t realize Paris Hilton is a useless human at least in North America, throw stupid amounts of money and her, and have her DJ for them, like the dancing monkey she pretty much is, because that’s how hookers who love money operate… She wore a bikini, while pushing 35 years old, because she chose the cocaine party life of luxury with private jets instead of making babies… And the reality is that she’s made her own money, sure as a porn chick with no shame, fucking with the media…riding off a family brand people everywhere recognized because I’m sure at some point in time they stayed at a Hilton…and who cares what she does with that money…I mean unless she kills herself, in which case we can all celebrate… All this to say, blast from the past in a bikini….boring. The post Paris Hilton VS Ibiza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Lady Gaga is on vacation. It’s a rough life scamming the general public who was at one point in time desperate for a leader who represent progress, even if it was a lie and she wasn’t authentic at all, but rather a flash in the pan that worked for a minute, made her money and that people just sort of moved on from. I’m sure she’s still got the core fan base, she may even be a talented musician / singer, but she knew her looks alone wouldn’t get her where she needed to go, so she just dancing monkey-ed herself…and it was all distracting…getting naked, showing her ass, anything to avoid that face… Well, now she’s on vacation, in a skimpy bikini, reminding me that I am all about fat chicks now, the rounder the better, partially because girls are getting fatter and fatter and what was once fat is now below average in size…but also because a juicy fat ass speaks to me on an animalistic level… But then again, Gaga’s always been thick…before she was famous she did a small show at a club in Canada, and I somehow fondled her ass without her realizing it…from the other side of some bottle service booth she was at…and that juicy was solid…and ever since….pretty much her entire career..I’ve totally been down with her ass that looks sloppy, that is the size of sloppy, but that felt like 18 and fit…even though she wasn’t… So hate all she represents, call her out for her scam, point out her thick thighs the hip hop world will embrace…but that round ass…even if attached to the worst thing ever…will always be a winner to me… She’s so disgusting – it’s hot…. The post Lady Gaga’s Bikini Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s midday coffee break time brought to you by Miley Cyrus, who I assume was raised by pervert executives, a white trash father and a stripper or cocktail waitress mother…who are more interested in the cash grab than really the bigger purpose…so they listen to her team of advisors who have millions of dollars on the line for the Miley Cyrus corporation – that they don’t want to lose, but rather maximize, but connecting to and trying to talk to the market they are trying to reach, and based on TUMBLR…this is it…. Everyone is getting naked, and Miley’s not the leader in this, just the follower, but still posting tit pics, and fighting for the rights for tits, even though it’s hardly a political stance…but rather just a distraction from what is important…and I Guess that’s what they government wants…distraction…and they are doing it on the most basic of ways…every asshole knows tits get hits…why the fuck do you think I have a fucking website people.. The post Coffee Break with Miley of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
After a long love affair with Leonardo DiCaprio, even though it ended years ago, Bar Refaeli still finds a need to air out her vagina, however she can, apparently, including but not limited to public cartwheels for instagram, because there is no way that in her living the Hollywood, superstar model, with massive tits, life…that she bowed out of to run back to Israel, didn’t catch at least one strain of herpes… I guess the more interesting thing in this pic is the upside down tits, fighting gravity, in a bra…there’s a fetish in this…if you can see past the fact she probably has herpes, like every celebrity, and I assume you can… The post Bar Refaeli Crotch SHot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jun 10, 2015 at 5:34pm PDT If this video doesn’t make you want to punch an overrated Sports Illustrated model who probably makes 10,000 dollars a year, but who acts like she’s a goddess, because assholes like you encourage her, right in her big, downs syndrome looking head….all because she produces shit like this: A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jun 10, 2015 at 5:33am PDT In a thong that showcases her great ass…which is about all she has..and I guess all she needs…then you and I can’t be friends…But I guess we can’t be friends for a variety of other reasons too..like you being an irritating loser, and me hating all people…and never leaving my house… Here she is in a sports bra in NYC if this hasn’t been enough Nina Agdal for you…and it has…because she’s not this interesting..but she does have squirt on her shorts and I guess that counts for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I hate Nina Agdal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alena Blohm has ruined all the other girls for me…but more importantly…she has reminded my how shitty my reality is…in being a hot fucking German pile of amazing I want to stick my dick in like that time I stuck my dick in a pile of spaghetti noodles because a friend told me it felt better than sex…and it didn’t… Alena Blohm has made me want to break up with all my imaginary model girlfriends, who don’t know I exist, so that I can focus my love on her…..I feel like when you know you know…it’s like why bother with anyone else, when you’ve found all you’ve ever looked for.. Sure, I’m not about to delete tinder for this bitch, I mean it’s not like she’s sucking my dick every night and making me hate her, as girls do…she’s can’t expect more than I’m already giving, and I’m sure she’s not, you know…as she doesn’t know I exist.. It’s a general theme in my life… The post Alena Blohm for Free People of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s s Sprint and Beluga Vodka sponsored music video by some dude named Prince Royce who I assume is from Miami…and it is also featuring all things hispanic…Pitbull, who I heard is going to be responsible for the Florida vote in the next election….and that should terrify you and J.Lo in a bathing suit looking trashy as fuck singing in Spanish, even though she can barely speak Spanish…but Spanish like to think of her as a leader for their people…who made it…even though she’s 300 fucking years old…and I guess so is Pitbull…and that she shouldn’t be in a bikini, but Latino people don’t care, they just want to see one of their own doing it..and they will go to death for each other…and will support J.Lo…looking what they probably consider “Fierce”…well into J.Lo’s 90s…it’s just their way.. The post Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Manipulate the Latino Crowds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Malgosia Bela is some 36 year old Polish model…who unlike the Polish woman at the local deli, is not balding, obese and rocking a moustache…… I’ve heard the name but can’t really place who she is or what she’s been in, because ultimately, who gives a fuck… Google says she’s been in the Pirelli Calendar in 2009…and again in 2012…making her a professional Pirelli calendar model…and that’s probably more prestigious than being a professional cat calendar model…I mean who the fuck uses calendars anymore…weird people..that’s who… Now she’s in a magazine looking amazing…and it’s not bad even though she’s 100 fucking years old in model years… I’m just said these pics aren’t her birthing video…isn’t that what all 36 year old women are supposed to be doing, especially when from Poland….like bitch get it together and find yourself a rich guy…unless you have already, and you probably have, I mean how else do you escape Poland… The post Malgosia Bela for i-D Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
