I’ve seen Anastasia Ashley surfing and she’s pretty ridiculous…she out surfs most dudes but you don’t care…you’re probably more interested in her ass that was created by surfing…and that has got pretty fucking famous…because let’s face it…good asses excite so….and I guess so is Terry Richardson…because here are pictures he just posted of her… I think we can all agree that these are pretty tame, still fun, she looks good, but Old Terry, the creeper pervert with racy content is pretty much where it’s at in terms of Terry Richardson…would make these more interesting…you know he’d probably have the surfboard half way in her ass or something…and that’s the kind of “ART” I can get behind… I guess the half / squat twerk picture is the most interesting one… The post Anastasia Ashley for Terry Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anja Rubik is an amazing model…and here she is on the cover of what I’ll call an obscure fashion magazine because the name is so silly and robotic…doing the Flash Dance inspired pose…and for someone who has jerked off to the flash dance panty and a sweatshirt scene at least once…thanks to being a teen in the 80s…and more importantly…being a pervert who appreciates the art form…this is amazing…enough. I mean I don’t get excited about bullshit anymore, but I dig this cover…now where are the rest of the pics… The post Anja Rubik Does Flash Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of my internet career is when I snuck into some Canadian Award show, probably 6 years ago, when Fergie still mattered and Lady Gaga was coming up, where I grabbed onto Fergie’s hand and looked her in the eyes…and told her…that we were soul mates…only for her security to pull me off of her…and for her Black Eyed Peas partner to punch Perez Hilton in the face…and for me to fondle Gaga’s ass when she didn’t know what was going on because she was sucking Perez Hilton’s pussy so hard…knowing she wanted his audience… Since then, Fergie and I have never been reunited, or love unrequited, her ex meth addict face more haggard…and manly…her body…not quite what it was as she pushes 40 but still good enough for me… I mean..girl’s a woman now..and she’s still got THigh Gap… Take that Margot Robbie (see previous post) TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Fergie on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce is on some post pregnancy mission to be a sex icon…because calling herself Queen B isn’t egotistical enough…now she wants people jerking off to her…even though no one has jerked off to her…ever…not even her husband because he’s too busy jerking off Kanye…using money as lube…while his Jewish Business partners…watch.. I guess it is her attempt to compete with Kim and Rihanna…since they all run in the same circles…because being worth half a billion dollars isn’t enough for her to bow down with her shitty catalog of music and live a good life as a good mother to her kids…but instead she feels compelled to show ass cheek cleavage…the whole thing is silly – but I’ll watch – because I got nothing else going on… The post Beyonce is Slutty in Vegas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
January Jones is the girl who I can assume either had one too many abortions and had to bring her kid to fruition because it was at the point of ridiculous…or she’s a feminist who just wanted to have a kid of her own without all the bullshit of a dude in the mis…or she got knocked up by someone she wasn’t supposed to…who probably has a lot of money and figured she’d take the buy out option of monthly checks… Or was that Katherine Heigl? Whatever he motivation is…whether she’s the single mom with the secret dad or not…she’s pulling shorts out of her vagina…cuz I guess pulling things out of her vag is her favorite party trick…right/ TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post January Jones Picks Her Frontal Wedgie of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Diddy strategically made a commercial with his girlfriend who we can assume he cheats on and who is just on his payroll..because I know girls who have fucked DIddy in his apartment…when his twin babies were in another apartment in the same building….with their baby momma who he was “dating” or marrid to at the time…before Cassie got into the mix…of being the hot as fuck girl..who knows if she fucks with Diddy the world opens up to her…and if that means stroking his head at night liek the girl I know who fucked diddy used to do…it’s better than working at Walgreens…. Either way, the ad is banned, Cassie is slutty in it…and looks awesome and that’s good marketing…because I never talk about Diddy, throw in some tits..and here I fucking am… The post Diddy’s Banned 3 Am Ad with Cassie Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if this is a picture of Emily Rat Cow…but the rumor is that she posted it during the Mayweather fight, I guess to see if anyone was paying attention to her, as she probably wants everyone to pay attention to her, even though she’s a virtual nobody, I mean she’s got instagram followers, but who gives a fuck about instragram followers, sure the whole world gives a fuck about instagram followers, but in the grand scheme of things, she’s the girl showing her pussy to a group of boys so that they like her… And they like her…they pay her…and playing this off as as some kind of joke is fine, but it is obviously lessof a joke and more of a cry for attention, a very desperate cry for attention, because when you’re a one trick pony…or better yet a one trick trick…who’s face isn’t all that special, but who’s body is banging and has been banged…and will continue to be baned…to get work..you do all that you know, or all that you’ve had success with.. The good news for us, is the bad news for her, an that is that she’s oversaturated, her 5 minutes are up, and the only way out is sex tape… You know it’s gonna happen…we’ve seen girls like this 100 times before..and I just hope she does it with Kanye, someone she’s rumored to still be fucking, according to a girl I know who sold Kanye pants in London… All this to say…it’s just a naked girl…there are a million girls…who cares about this particular one…and I hope when it all ends…she realizes she just doens’t matter…based on this hustle…I think she realizes she just doesn’t matter… Maybe she should be friendlier to people… The post Emily Ratajkowski Whores Out Proper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Our friends at EVERYONEDOESIT ….the smokeshop that’s been around for 15 years…is offering a 10% discount to all of you on May the 4th…because I guess stoners love Star Wars or some shit… So if you’re shopping all you gotta do is put… 10% discount code is ATTACKOFTHECODES The good news is that along with deals, we also come with pics of babes in various states of naked…shot for the stepGIRLS movement with EVERYONEDOESIT goodies..and it was amazing…but I’m not just saying that because stepGIRLS are always amazing…ok…maybe I am… Remember to check out the good stuff HERE get your discounts… Pics by @jsiegelphotography on instagram…. The post stepGIRLS VS EveryoneDoesIt for May the 4th of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martin Scorsese is one of the most influential filmmakers in cinema history. He has a gift for crafting the perfect scenes, but he also has quite a knack for constructing amazing nude scenes from babes like Barbara Hershey , Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio , Debi Mazar Margot Robbie , and Amy Robinson .
I have a friend who used to fuck girl’s armpits…like he would only be able to get off if he was fucking an armpit…and he would even pay regular girls to let him fuck their armpits and most girls would go along with it because they never had their armpit fucked…and figured why the hell not do it like a hooker…. I have been in different sexual situations where I find myself licking a sweaty armpit, not because I love armpit but because it is there… So I am not against armpits…I mean I am not against anything on a girl…but really not against armpits…even if I am not into armpits like my friend is…. I am also into bush, unkempt huge fucking bush…But for some reason, when the two come together…and are dyed to bring more attention to them….I get repulsed… Miley has a great body, is a lot of fun, but I just can’t fuck with that hipster feminist trend…even if it is just hair and not a huge deal…I don’t think liking a hairless armpit means I want to take away a woman’s right to vote….it just means red armpit hair freaks me the fuck out… The post Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair is Red of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
