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Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fucking hate catalog pics…whether they are for a company’s e commerce store…or for their actual catalog…they are always so badly shot, so uninteresting to look at, and they always make the model look like shit, like this Gigi Paris girl who has being going semi viral recently and people are talking about her…but in this shoot…she looks like she’s pushing 40….while pushing shitty bikinis…I can’t imagine anyone looking at thinking “oh I want that”… People need to stop being so fucking safe…and Christian…these are models, this is their job…make them crawl on all fours for it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE SHITTY E-COMM PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Bleaching her Armpits of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus bleached her armpit hair on instagram…or in real life and posted it to instagram…because in Miley’s situation…the internet is her real life…as she has no real friends and this is her only glimpse into the outside world…thanks to suffering from her success and forced to be reclusive… Well part of her vision, creative process, bullshit trying to be different is that she has armpit hair…a true uneducated feminist…who can have all the armpit hair she wants…even though armpit hair is gross…unless you’re asking a hippie dyke… I mean I am all for pussy hair, but armpit hair makes me gag whenever I see it..a response I Wish Miley had…every time she meets me…but she never meets me…I am so alone… Here she is in a bikini…because she has a great body.. The post Miley Cyrus Bleaching her Armpits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think this Marcela Vivan chick is a known model, but that doesn’t mean she is any less important than the overpaid trash that grace the covers of magazines, runways, or even instagran…promoting their health teas and other shitty products like lame fucking spokespeople..for lame fucking people…who buy into such obvious paid endorsement…thanks to a world of commercialized shit…rather than substance…I mean….can’t product placement be better than some hooker with a fake ass holding a water bottle for a protein company…not that that has anything to do with this angel…not to be confused with a victoria’s secret angel…who probably tried to trademark the word angel…posing for some bikini company, in a shoot that isn’t that bad, according to me…which isn’t saying much, but it is saying something because I fucking hate all these promotional shoots…they all suck…in their obvious attempts to sell product..totally misusing the model…but this time around…it’s pretty fucking ok…and here are the pics…of MARCELA VIVAN The post Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Riding a Great Dane for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While Kendall Jenner’s dad is winning the heart of America by either becoming a woman, or pretending to become a woman, all for the sake of ratings…which is something I wouldn’t put past that horrible, money making, opportunist family…and he could be a better actor than Kim was when getting peed on in a sex tape to strategically position the family for the empire they’ve built today… His daughter, who we can hope has daddy issues, who plays model because she has a huge audience and can, because brands and people are down to work with her…since she drives traffic their way….was riding a great dane… Funny how these things work out… The post Kendall Jenner Riding a Great Dane for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Myla DalBesio is a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, who I’ve never heard of, but who was at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…she’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..at least all people I accept as artists…she’s rocking a bush, even though bush is as trendy in the hipster world as bald pussy was 5 years ago…that doesn’t take away from the fact that I fucking love bush….and that this spread for TUSH…may not be as spread as I like….even though she’s a fat girl…but it’s as hairy as I like…and that’s normally enough for me…especially in this no bush being the norm horrible world… Myla DalBesio…is hot…and I hate fat chicks…I guess she’s a good fat…if only model plus sized applied to real life plus sized…because she’s hardly as fat as Kate Upton…who isn’t considered a plus sized model…and she’s no where near real fat chicks who only model for BBW fetish sites…because they pay in donuts.. The post Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic… She is a hot and not just because she is normally totally down with getting naked, and really why wouldn’t she be, she’s a fucking model..that is kind of her job… It is the key tool she’s got in her model toolbox, you know cuz using anything but that is like hiring a hooker to play cards with you, or a carpenter to empty your fucking dishwasher…you see sure they can do it…but why the fuck would you want them to. That said, she’s still a babe…even in a boring bikini shoot…for S Moda The post Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sonya Gorelova for Vogue Spain of the DAy

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s an amazing model named Sonya Gorelova who I have barely heard of…I just know she’s from the Ukraine and fucking amazing… I don’t know if she’s as bight as the Ukrainian Sandwich making fox I posted earlier, but she’s still a fox…a fox that has taken the route of fashion model, rather than sex worker on webcam like the other Ukrainians all thanks to being tall… Unless I am wrong about her, and she’s actually like a Joanna Krupa, who was raised in the USA from the age of 2…but pretends she’s Polish because it’s good for marketing…when really she’s just some Chicago hooker who hangs with rich guys… I am too lazy to dig deeper into Sonya..but if she was in front of me…I would probably try to get deeper into Sonya Gorelova…it’s just the natural progression of our relationship, first I fall in love, then we make love…otherwise it throws off the momentum…I figure if you put it out to the universe it will happen…and by put it out to the universe I mean staring at these pics to see if my penis eventually moves… The post Sonya Gorelova for Vogue Spain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you don’t know anything and you live in a cage in the basement because you were a cute kid and some pervert abducted you for his religious cult to be his child bride…like Courtney Stodden and her sex tape… You probably have heard about the riots happening in Baltimore, and in some sister cities fighting police brutality against black people, even though I’ve seen stats that more white people are killed by cops yearly, and that some of the people killed by cops have been veteran criminals…not that that makes it right…and not that cops are awesome, don’t profile, or whatever…but the whole idea of protesting is so irritating…it’s a good opportunity to loot and get a free TV, but that in and of itself is annoying…because it diverts from the real issue at hand…and I guess this dude’s mom agrees with that as she punishes her kid for participating… The post Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Davis for Direct TV of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Davis did the cover of Sports Illustrated and as a prize, got to book the ad campaign for DirectTV, a company we can assume is a huge Sports Illustrated sponsor, because people use TVs to watch sports, and DirectTV brings the sports to those TVs… It’s an insular, incestuous world out there..in the advertising world…and I guess that’s ok…it worked for Kate Upton…even if she ate the profits… She’s pretty amazing.. The post Hannah Davis for Direct TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karlie Kloss is or was Taylor Swift’s beard…who recently quit Victoria’s Secret because let’s face it, she’s a tall skinny runway model not built for lingerie and bikini, especially not lingerie and bikini for the average lingerie and bikini shopper at Victoria’s Secret, who we can all assume is obese as fuck…it’s the Mall life you know… Well, since quitting, thanks to all the money she’s banked being Taylor Swift’s lover…she’s gone onto new horizons…that involve doing the exact same thing she did for Victoria’s Secret…only now for Fashion Magazine…good thing she’s moved on from that life… Sidenote…Taylor Swift is also in Glamor next month…possibly the same issue…coincidence? Or controlling weirdo puppet master…trying to be a model…while fucking models…who knows…I just know she went onto say : “What else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.” Pics: The post Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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