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Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day

I am bored of standard models. I find they all look the fucking same. They all produce the same fucking pose and photo on instagram…they all blend into each other making them one big pile of hot pussy that cancels each other out in their level of uneventful….making them just average, typical and boring… I am all for hipster models who probably hate being called hipsters, who are interesting looking, or different looking, especially when they have monster tits that I can stare at…because monster tits make everything more fun…like the bouncy castle at the kid’s birthday party…only with nipples…. I don’t know what this is from, what this is for, if I’d even notice Lily Newmark on the street, or if I’m just blinded by her tits…but I’m all about this…it’s different looking and i want to suffocate on it’s tits… The post Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day….

Well…it looks like Victoria’s Secret really maximized this Josephine Skriver model. The rumor is that the new generation of Victoria’s Secret girls only get paid 100k, which seems like a lot of money to some, because when you factor in all the celebrity, and celebrity cock you get from being one of these models, there are girls like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner who are willing to pay the brand millions of dollars to work for them…. But in the model world, that’s what a girl can make in a day…so seeing these 500 amazing pics…of an amazing model I am sure Leonardo has either pretended to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye….or will pretend to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye…but who as far as I’m concerned is still fresh faced and unscathed…even though we all know that’s not true…not in this fuck your way or buy your way to the top society… You can see her Danish Nipples from a shoot here CLICK HERE I hare catalog pics…but I love her lubed up and run through whatever this filter Victoria’s Secret is rebranding with…It’s like instagram..but in a catalog.. The post Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day…. appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day….

Well…it looks like Victoria’s Secret really maximized this Josephine Skriver model. The rumor is that the new generation of Victoria’s Secret girls only get paid 100k, which seems like a lot of money to some, because when you factor in all the celebrity, and celebrity cock you get from being one of these models, there are girls like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner who are willing to pay the brand millions of dollars to work for them…. But in the model world, that’s what a girl can make in a day…so seeing these 500 amazing pics…of an amazing model I am sure Leonardo has either pretended to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye….or will pretend to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye…but who as far as I’m concerned is still fresh faced and unscathed…even though we all know that’s not true…not in this fuck your way or buy your way to the top society… You can see her Danish Nipples from a shoot here CLICK HERE I hare catalog pics…but I love her lubed up and run through whatever this filter Victoria’s Secret is rebranding with…It’s like instagram..but in a catalog.. The post Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day…. appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day

Based on the movie Honey alone, it is safe to say that Jessica Alba is realy lucky that she is hot, so that she can be thrown into movies as the Hot girl, without having to rely on actually acting…not that acting is really a thing, but there are just some people who are so fucking bad at it..that their pretty smile (read pussy) goes a long way… Not that any of that matters anymore, she’s managed to launch a billion dollar brand with a team of experts who like the directors and producers of every movie she’s been in, as well as her clever husband, used her tits to make it happen… Well, here she is showing you her old tactics while grinding up on James Cameron, because I guess she has dreams of being in Avatar 2 trhough 40….and she likes the smell of his billion dollars…all while looking like a Kardashian…. And what it comes down to is that if you look close enough, under her arm, you’ll see tit.. I know…we are pathetic, but at least we are in this together… The post Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Earth Day Bullshit of the Day

Her name is Kim Kardashian…you’ve probably heard of her, because she’s been labeled the most powerful woman in entertainment, which is an insane concept considering she is just a hooker porn slut who took a lot of black cock publicly…with a reality show… She matters more than any of these vapid actresses who think they have talent…and in a lot of ways…I think that’s awesome. Sure, I find her irritating, trashy, shameless, disgusting…unattractive, overrated…the devil…but the fact that she’s the most important person in pop culture gives this singers and actors and people who think they are trained or have talent a little fuck you…because no one cares you dancing monkey…we’re more into the bitch who exposes her life to the world…. Real life, even when scripted, is just more powerful than Sandra Bullock in Gravity…or whatever…and here she is being a whore on Earth Day…because as you know she’s the biggest human waste, pollutant, natural disaster due to the state of the world there is…and she’s got the titties to distract from that.. The post Kim Kardashian Earth Day Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus in Gym Clothes of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 21, 2015 at 8:02pm PDT Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this turn yourself into a stripper app, rockin’ the pole has gone viral and every asshole on instagram and facebook has been posting little animations of their whore selves living the stripper dream in cartoon form…every single cartoon doing the exact same dance move…set to differnt songs…but still the fucking same level of stupid fucker your life fucking sucks go do something productive… Yes…I am bitter I didn’t create the viral stripper pole dance, it is so fucking stupid, it is something I would want as my legacy in the tech world…not this blog I’ve been doing for a decade..all day everyday…a fucking stripper app that took a day to code…fucking assholes.. That said, if you want to have a stripper video, especially when you’re a recently single, but hot bodied Miley who pretty much does a stripper show on stage every night…she should just do a fucking stripper video…it would probabyl take as much time and effort… Either way, she went to the gym and she’s pretty fucking perfect, if you stare at her from the neck down and have her on mute…what a fucking hot body… The post Miley Cyrus in Gym Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus French Kissing her Dog of the Day

I day is not a day unless Miley Cyrus graces it with her silly antics…that I call being a bored rich girl who really doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck because that is the marketing campaign her team decided to run with as it resinates with the youth market better than if she did give a fuck and took a Taylor Swift approach of wholesome whoresome….you know…there needs to be competitive advantage in the market…and as Miley is this massive money making entity…I doubt she has as much say as it seems she does..but maybe I’m wrong about the whole thing. It is very possible for a Disney kid to master and maneuver social media to win…they are so fucking trained at this industry…it’s second nature… Not that any of that matters, what does matter is that our girl Miley is an exhibitionist in her life that is her marketing…and I am a voyeur… So whether she’s frenching her dog, having her dog eat her out thanks the peanut butter, or just showing her tits…I dig everything she’s about…as cheesy as it is…it’s refreshing… The post Miley Cyrus French Kissing her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes For Vogue of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret and like all girls who get fired or dumped…she’s on a mission to win. I guess that involves posting slutty pics on instagram, staging paparazzi bikini pics, breast feeding on instagram, and reaching for every twist in the story she can…when not doing media…like this hot editorial for Vogue… I mean as a dutch mom of two..she’s pretty fucking spectacular…I’d definitely be down for her tulips…which may look like four or 8 lips…thanks to the abuse it has seen…but I’d probably say that about any dutch model I’d be into fucking…I am so predictible… Here’s her shorts for Instagram….the ay I think all mom shorts should be… The post Doutzen Kroes For Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

I thought Demi Lovato was a Lesbian…apparently she’s dating the immigrant dude from That 70s Show…because that’s what love is when you give a girl herpes and feel like you have to commit otherwise you’re an asshole…which works out alright because she’s always on the road touring and making money…and when she comes out to have her freakouts, depressions, you can just encourage her team to send her back to rehab… She’s not hot, she is famous, and she is in a bikini top, and I guess that’s worth enough to look at, even if Demi Lovato’s not really appealing to anyone buy 30 year old Latinos… I heard, and I’ve said this before, that there is an actual lesbian sex tape with Miley from when they were underage circulating Nashville…I mean that could be some of her more interesting work…if that ever get released..but until then…here’s this nonsense that doesn’t matter… The post Demi Lovato’s in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Bikini Recovery of the Day

Selena Gomez responded to everyone calling her fat, because she is fat, with a “More to me to love”…positive message of “I eat a lot”…that has got a lot of fat girls through being fat and allowed them to continue being fat…and even getting fatter…only to die of heart disease and stroke…since that kind of “I don’t give a fuck”…”embrace yourself”…”this is me”…is actually really fucking unhealthy…despite what the people putting sugar and hormones in everything are telling you… The good news is that she’s rolling with black rapper dudes…which could either be the cause or the effect of Selena Gomez being this size….you know because so many fat girls before her have found confidence when an athletic black guy with an 11 inch penis destroys them…and tells them how hot they are…because that’s what they are into… Either way, as long as the bikini is happening, girl doesn’t need a model body…hell, she doesn’t need any body…just tits and a pussy..and we’re good…. So Stop fat Shaming…and start jerking off to her…because this is Selena Gomez…chubby….and slutty….like chubby girls are…and I think she looks good to grab.. The post Selena Gomez Bikini Recovery of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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