There are two things that I don’t like in life….I mean sure there are probably a lot more..but I am pretty bad at focusing…so those two things I don’t like in life are catalog lingerie pics..and Nina Agdal, the florida based, large, bikini model, who really isn’t anything special in person…I’ve witnessed her, but who is drunk, sloppy with a shitty diva attitude…making her half retard looking head, less tolerable…even though I already found it not very tolerable when she first started getting work as a model…but maybe I am too picky and like my retard looking inbred looking women to be actual retards…drooling on themeselves and masturbting at the public pool after doing some work program with their institution they live at…and not celebrated models… Call me crazy…here are the pics…bboring lingerie catalog pics…but still pics.. The post Nina Agdal in Some Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is a skinny as fuck portuguese model, who I don’t think is actually from Portugal, but it seemed ethnic enough to use in her pitch to the brands that hire her for jobs…like Victoria’s Secret… I think her real claim to fame was going up against the haters because the haters were calling her too skinny, leading her on a guest of skinny girl shaming campaign, saying that calling a girl too skinny is like calling a fat girl too fat, and just because she’s healthy and doesn’t overeat because she’s a model, all you fat bitches need to shut the hell up…you’re all just jealous…or some shit.. Now she’s gone and done a fast food ad in her underwear, because fuck the haters, they just fat and jealous….and hopefully they’ll buy into her bullshit campaign and get fatter becauase the fatter the world is, the skinnier she becomes, and the more work she gets because no one really likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks… It’s all part of her skinny girl ploy… Here are some pics of her modeling…because everyone likes models… The post Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 24, 2015 at 5:37am PDT I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her… The post Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There is some show called The Royals, that I assume is a scripted shos, that pretends to be a reality show, about the Royal Family, but I could be totally wrong because I haven’t heard anything about it, but I have seen some billboards for it, making me assume it’s a big deal, but then again everything with Liz Hurley is a big deal, at least if you remember Liz Hurley…and you probably don’t, but she was the model turned actress….who 10 or 15 years ago was everywhere…because everyone loved her, except her boyfriend Hugh Grant, who would go off and fuck trannies…confusing everyone, because she was hot as fuck… Well here is her comeback, ass in panties, making me assume this is a body double, but it is still ass in panties…and that’s fine with me… The post Elizabeth Hurley Ass in The Royals of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Arianna Grande is the fucking worst…despite this picture of her doing a charity for a dog, using her little legs, and tiny body to promote dogs, because I love dogs…and despite this Celine Dion impersonation on the worst show on TV… She just has this cunty attitude about her, which would make sense, since she has a massive vagina that she uses to fit big black cocks in her, when she’s not being carried around the world, going from concert to concert, where she performs half naked… A few weeks ago, I was talking to a pornstar who used to fuck her boyfriend when he was dating her, and she said that this girl sleeps with everyone, that she’s a bigger whore than the porn chick, and for some reason, even though I already assumed that, it felt good to have it validated, because I hate fame that comes without whoring…it takes away from the whole experience… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Arianna Grande is So Weird on Jimmy Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton… She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot… That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media: “I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.” Some people deserve to be made fun of…. The post Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Karlie Kloss took time away from sitting on Taylor Swift’s face, assuming that she is the sitter, and not the one being sat on, which is actually a crazy thing to even think about, of course she’s the one being sat on like she was sybian or another sex toy, this is Taylor Swift we’re talking about, and she’s no lesbian who loves pussy, she’s just loves her pussy being eaten and Victoria’s Secret models doing the pussy eating is a power play so good for her self esteem…it’s like she knows how many guys want to bang an VS Model…and she’s got one that she calls her BFF, but that she really just owns..and I guess lends out to music videos to roll around in her panties… The band is called CHIC…. The post Karlie Kloss in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t speak uneducated retard, however I will say…this Miley instagram captiom is on some whole other level of amazing… It’s screaming “I’m rich, my dad is rich, I don’t need a brain, but I give brain, to the right guys, to keep things exciting”… However, she’s a disney kid, and everything she does is not authentic and calculated…even this… a most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with…Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that’s why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still … & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stone. People are assuming it has to do with her reacting to this girl, some sorority looking sister, who her homosexual rich kid boyfriend, who is a junior at USC, got down with when he went to Cabo, which is rich man’s Cancun which is middle class man’s Panama Beach….Spring Break baby…where 18 year olds die, get herpes, gangbanged by strangers, etc…. THe fact is that he’s already gone through Miley and he’s a fucking Kenndey, why the fuck does he need to waste his time dealing with her clown shit, when he can just bang a bunch of normals for being who he is, coupled with who Miley is… ANd figuring ou tthe motivations of a 23 year old college kid to fuck better looking girls than Miley…is embarrassing for me…not to mention pretty fucking logical.. I talk to 18 year olds on tinder all the time, these people have no attention span, were raised on porn and just want to fuck…making them amazing little dirtbags…you can’t turn your back on for some annoying cunt like Miley… Either way…her caption…genius…this sorority sister her fans are shitting on…awesome…and now famous…hopefully she filmed a sex tape, but I doubt she’s opportunistic enough, but more importantly, I doubt the Schawarzenegger was inside her, she was just a cover for her Frat Initiation anal sex… Her name is Taylor Burns – Her instagram TOOTSIE BURNS and apparently – she’s his ex girlfriend. WHo cares. Seriously. I hate this post. I hate that I did this. The post Miley Cyrus VS Sorority GIrl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw these pics on my TUMBLR FEED …shot by a dude named Alessandro Casagrande…who is a photographer…and who doesn’t explain why a 45 year old man has a Tumblr,like some kind of sexually predator disguised as a tween… or maybe he does…because TUMBLR, unlike instagram is filled with content I can jerk off to, whether by artists or hipsters…or girls who just like being naked…and I’ve had it for a long enough time to just check in every once in a while to remind myself that it is the place to be on the internet..if you like naked for fashion style pics and porn gifs.. That said, I have no idea who this girl is, but I just wrote a post on MIley’s relationship and feel like I needed a cleanse, since I hate everything hollywood, I don’t like celebrity gossip, and what I am really into is real girls, getting half naked because they want to be famous too…and this no name model…has enough of that in her…but not enough of me in her…to keep me going… The post Yana is the Aspiring Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
