I like Luma Grothe, but only because her name sounds like Russell Simmons saying “Gross”….and adult lisps always make me laugh… It’s like dude, you’re a billionaire, you fuck young hot models everyday, you’re a yoga master and can pretty do anything you want, except pronounce the letter S You sound like a fucking 5 year old…get it together… Not that I care about Russell Simmons, but I love adult lisps, and I just think Grothe is Gross in Adult Lisp speak…and Grothe models in lingerie..in GQ Russia, even though she is from Brazil, The world…is a confusing place…but this model is amazing… The post Luma Grothe in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There is something about celebrity hair scandals that make me laugh. I get that the whole reason these people exist is because the general public take a vested interest in them and make them important figures for whatever reason, all because they were on TV or in shitty movies, leading to a life of what is this person up to, and who is that person dating, and really the whole thing is pathetic on all of your part…and more so…pathetic on my part because I follow this shit, to make fun of this shit, because I feel we are all doomed and I blame popculture for that…but I’ve come to terms with my level of pathetic…and still I can’t figure out how Hilary Duff dying her hair blue in her midlife recently divorced scientologist crisis…is news… Blogs are wriitng about it, people are freaking out, ravers and hipsters are like “we were doing htis 3 years ago even the jenners did it already, where the fuck was Hilary Duff in all this, oh right, being a married mom pushing 30″… I mean if anyone is talking about this, it should be about how the trend is officially dead, old ladies are up on it, like it was Facebook… But instead…they think it’s awesome..and unless you’ve got a fetish for blue haired Disney Stars that are rich, but still washed up…and this talks directly to your penis..and you can’t control yourself…you have no excuse for bringing this bullshit up… TO SEE A BUNCH OF HILARY DUFF LOOKING HOT PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Has Blue Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Hart is a model, she was a famous a few years ago she did Victoria’s Secret and shit like that, but her smartest and most important move was dating Stavros, the Greek shipping billionaire, who you may remember as Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has rolled through thousands of hot girls, thanks to being a billioniare, one of those weirdo rich people who probably also fucks dudes, since it is challenging, leaving Jessica Hart, likely Herpes infected, but then again, any Australian who moved to LA, to model and date Billionaires, probably had that LA strain long before any Stavros got into the picture…but it’s nice to look at her ass and imagine it being scabby thanks to Paris Hilton’s designer strain…it just makes these pics all the more gutter and trashy…like all these people are…and by people I mean.. hot as fuck gold digging, opportunist Australians with a dream… Because we’re all allowed to have dreams…even when they come with herpes if I need to…I just close my eyes and pretend they aren’t their…and that rough patch of skin is just from the winter air… Here’s her ass flash..I am a fan…but you can just search her name on the site and see her naked…that’s the thing with models…they are all naked in pics…out there… The post Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person… We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera… We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places… She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough… I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it.. WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams… The post Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person… We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera… We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places… She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough… I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it.. WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams… The post Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is CHARLIE RIINA … I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at…. It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion… I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean… The post Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is CHARLIE RIINA … I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at…. It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion… I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean… The post Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner must be a product of her whore mother’s philandering pussy…you know like how the sister, monster Kardashian before all the surgery was OJs daughter… This one has to be from some other dark colored dude, because she doesn’t look like she came from a Jenner…she doesn’t even look like her all white sister…and I figure, based on Bruce turning himself into a woman, black men were more than welcomed in the bedroom to fuck the mother while he jerked off like it was still the 70s and he was in the locker room before practice… She’s got more body, she’s targeting the urban market with her tits and booty, and she already fucks 25 year old rappers…I mean…a future of being in music videos, maybe sex tapes, who the fuck knows…it is not like she needds to work, the mom just likes all the money she can get so she has to work…and the baby of the family, is ususally the most screwed up one, thanks to the mom going off the deep end becoming very obsessed with this TV show and montetization shit…it’s like her life as a gold digger finally has a purpose thanks to all her little back-up plans she had along the way to guarantee her child support…there are so many of them…how can one vagina do that much… Either way…here is Kylie doing some shoot, showing tit, for money…and attention as this family tends to do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Jenner Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .