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Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift swift just insured her legs for 40 million dollars, because she does have great legs…then her cat attacked her legs, because even her cat thinks she’s full of shit….Here is her cat scratch… A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 14, 2015 at 4:18pm PDT Then she put a bandaid on, with a little PUN because she’s the smartest girl in the fucking world, that’s why she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year and over 1,000,000 people liked a picture of her fucking bandaid…because she’s Taylor fucking swif.t..Here is the bandage for you perverts into injured and bandaged girls…. A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2015 at 10:01am PDT I am just fascinated by the way she walks…head forward, all gangly like some kind of cartoon character…and I could stare at this GIF all day, if I didn’t have better things to do…like fixate at my broken dreams that I am reminded of after making a GIF of Taylor Swift walking…until I ma too drunk to remember my fucking name… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Uma Thurman and Her Man Hands on the Beach of the DAy

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Uma Thurman is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bikini, even if there should have been a little resistance on her part, you know a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether there were other options for her…but I’ll still stare but more because I’m trying to understand why I have the same bikini body as her…am I the one with the pear shaped problem with high estrogen levels thanks to not taking care of myself…or is she the pear shaped body with high testosterone…or worse..am I Uma Thurman? Or do I just look like her in a bikini…too many questions I don’t have answers for, this is too deep for me this hungover in the day… but I do have the pics of UMA and I Date you to look at them…… But what it comes down to is that she’s rich as fuck, established as fuck, she’s tricked you all into jerking off to her, and she’s Uma THurman…not to mention her hard nipples and big tits are still fun enough to look at cuz they are famous… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Uma Thurman and Her Man Hands on the Beach of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alberte Valentine for Rubén Suárez of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this model Alberte Valentine is, but the last Albert I saw naked or half naked posing erotically, was an Albert that I never wanted to see naked or half naked, because he was a fat black homeless man..rolling around in the public fountain a few summers ago while on what I can only assume was bath salts… I guess what I am trying to say is that I don’t care what a girl’s name is, whether it is a black man’s name or a Spanish name, I just care that skinny girls around the world are linking up with photographers because everyone is a photographer, making a ridiculous amount of content for you to masturbate to, guised as fashion / art or photography…when really it’s just photoshoots for the sake of trying to get famous…and in doing that they do it half naked…which works for me… The post Alberte Valentine for Rubén Suárez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alice Has Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alice, she’s 21 and from Australia. I am not sure what she does for work or school, but I know one thing she does…and that’s turn her nipples into hearts… I guess it’s one of those body modifications that doesn’t make sense to me, unless you have really awkward shaped nipples, but I guess it is pretty girly to have hearts for nipples, even though having tits are girly enough for me…and they don’t even have to be good tits…just any old tit will do… I am not a big fan of the body modification movement, but I guess if a girl gets something that makes her feel compelled to show off, it might as well be genital oriented…because if I’m going to look at a new tattoo, why would I want to look at your fat hair arm…..I want to see your nipples…. I mean, I don’t even thing posting this is considered NSFW, mainly because nipples aren’t porn, porn is hardcore penetrative sex, but also because these nipples are hybrid… All this to say, hot girls can pull off anything, if she was 500 lbs, these heart shaped nipples would be disgusting.. Since she’s not…it makes me wish I got this for Valentines Day… Photos By Art Provocative Website | instagram The post Alice Has Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale’s got the worst nose job ever, because even with the nose job, she had a broken down, disgusting to look at face…which makes this selfie surprising, I guess she’s cocky now that she’s landed a husband who is probably only with her because she’s jewish and rich…and his jewish family approve…and not because of her face…because no one can love this face…at least when it isn’t being posed with her rockin’ fit body she’ll destory with babies… Here she is in some boring Paparazzi with Ashley Greene CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edita Vilkeviciute for the Sunday Telegraph of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Edita Vilkeviciute is amazing, sure I like her better when she’s naked, but I like everyone better when they are naked, even you…because naked is usually pretty fucking jokes…except when it involves Edita…because Edita has awesome tits….tits she is hiding for the Sunday Telegraph…but ttis that google will help you find because I am too lazy to look… The post Edita Vilkeviciute for the Sunday Telegraph of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Blue Richards for Some Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With a name like Dakota Blue Richards…you’d assume she gets fucked up the ass for money on video….I’m talking double anal, double vaginal whatever it fucking takes…you know..born with a porn name… But no, she’s an actor, which is essentially the same thing as pornstar, only actors generally don’t let the penetration or gangbang scenes, they save that for the casting couch… All this say, Dakota Blue Richards, who I’ve never heard of…is in a magazine… Fascinating… The post Dakota Blue Richards for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid for GUESS of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The creepy thing in these Gigi Hadid for Guess pics that I assume that I have already posted are not her new bigger tits, that could very well be real, thanks to her finally hitting puberty or getting on a new birth control pill to handle all the sex that comes with being an “It Girl” from random men who book her jobs….so that she doesn’t have to deal with pregnancy scares and the awkward wondering who the dad is… I mean then again, she is arab and under the veil is often times massive tits..just ask any arab girl you know…she’ll be more than happy to pull them out for you…thanks to years of oppression… The creepy thing is that Guess is her dad’s best friend, and she’s all about this girl…like probably jerks off to this girl, and anywhere other than LA, that would be frowned upon, but in LA, these old rich dudes fuck 19 year olds who are kids of people they know all the time, it’s the circle of being rich and able to fuck anything you want to fuck, because that’s one of the perks of being rich… I don’t think she’s that great…but this is probably her looking her best…so take it in… TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT SHOWING BRA CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid for GUESS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell’s Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shay Mitchell is a hugely famous Canadian actress who went to boarding school with someone I know on Vancouver Island….that person told me that she was an entitled spoiled cunt back then, and I can assume that after being thrown into Hollywood and having it work out for her, she’s a substantially worse spoiled cunt now…it’s like rich kids don’t get grounded when they become famous and from being on some silly, very famous show…they just get fucking worse… The good news is that all girls, famous or not, realize that you can never be too famous, not to mention you can never have too many dudes jerk off to you, so you might as well put that kind of content out there, of let’s say waking up in bed in India, where I guess she’s from…and flashing the city…in some slumdog millionaire, only she’s just a millionaire…obnoxiousness… I guess the real question is who took this pic of her, was it her boyfriend, or was it Dev Pattel…or was it her mom just continuing all they’ve worked so hard at building…their own little empire…we know when she fucks she makes her random cocks call her pussy the Taz Mahal…. The post Shay Mitchell’s Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Milano Breast Feeding of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alyssa Milano blocked me on social media a long time ago, after writing me some bullshit tweet telling me to fuck off, to which her minions went off on me, all because I made fun of her hairy arms, that she has since tended to, and lasered off because she knew I was right…hairy arms aren’t hot…and this is coming from a man addicted to bush… I would say that no one remembers Alyssa Milano, because she barely mattered at her peak and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now, but the reality is that people are fucking weird and she’s one of those celebrities that will always have a core fan base of perverts who are really fucking into her, no matter how hairy her arms may be…and those people must be fucking dying now that she’s taken a stance to promote showing her tits in public like an exhibitionist, disguised as a breast feeding in public endorser, because it’s a basic animalistic thing to do, like fucking, which we don’t do in public as we’ve civilized as a people, yet that people should take a stance to do in public, because it’s only natural….and I like watching… All this to say, I am all for this progressive women who pull out their tits in public because I like tits….sucking them milk filled, or not…on a hairy animal looking woman or not…who is too old to be a new mom or not… The post Alyssa Milano Breast Feeding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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