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Rita Ora for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Rita Ora is in this issue of L’Officiel and the pictures are so fucking boring. It’s like they don’t realize that up until this year, she was this UK starlet trying to make it in America as the next Rihanna, before finally finding a hit and getting where she wanted to go…you know someone who was desperate and willing to do anything to get where she needed to be….who is now where she needed to be…and not willing to do anything worth looking at…..because L’Officiel generally have good photoshoots, sometimes the kind of fashion shoot you can masturbate to…and instead of going down that road with the ratchet…they come up with this…and it’s a fail….but then again…I guess it is fitting…because most of Rita Ora’s life has involved her failing…look at her now…or don’t bother..it’s not very exciting.

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Classy Half Naked Women in a Classy Fast Food Fight and Other Videos of the Day

The Most Boss Panty Flash Ever… Gas Instead of the Break Truck Carrying Dirt Crash Interesting Fight… Toddler VS Exploding Manhole Cover

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Classy Half Naked Women in a Classy Fast Food Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Alyssa Miller for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Here’s old, washed up, dumpy, never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it… Now if you read this site, you’ll know I hate Gyllenhaal, I’ve had a fight with him and I’ve seen him first hand, face to face, and know one thing…and that is any girl who is with him, is with him because he’s Jake Gyllenhaal famous guy, and you put up with his shit, because it’s worth the press…. Either way, here’s her nonsense.

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Alyssa Miller for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Naked Woman VS Gas Station and Other Videos of the Day

Femen in Davos for the World Economic Forum Dude Doesn’t Like a Knife Pulled On Him Texting Kid Gets Slammed By a Drunk Driver Daycare Worker of the Day Unhappy Girl of the Day Epic Glass Door Fail Page 3 is Back…

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Kelly Brook Doing Pilates of the Day

Kelly Brook is trying to trick you with her big titties….you know into knowing she exists, despite pushing 40, being from the UK, and only having one American success, which was some barely popular movie she got topless in, because she was a titty model in her past life in the UK, because she has big tits, but like most girls with big tits, she’s got big everything else, no matter how hard she pretends to be working out here…she’d never do anything to compromise them tits, they are all she got…they are all she’s worth…without them…she’s just a sloppy belly… Here are her staged workout pics no one cares about. TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING THE BANK CLICK HERE

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In Bed with Lady Gaga of the Day

There’s something about Lady Gaga laying in bed that terrifies me. They are saying that she’s not wearing Make-Up and I don’t think that is it, I mean even with her over-the-top tranny make-up, she’s a fucking nightmare….but I guess when she’s in her over-the-top tranny make-up, you can see her for the clown that she is…you know the ugly girl who knows she’s ugly…but when she’s in bed like this….she just looks like a bad drunken decision you’re trying to figure out, kick out, and are just happy you did kill off when you woke up to it because you thought it was an intruder…it’s happened to all of us.

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In Bed with Lady Gaga of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s Hollywood Reporter Porn of the day

Jennifer Aniston may be too old to be posing in her lingerie, especially for a magazine like the Hollywood Reporter, that’s not even designed for people to jerk off to, but instead to cover bullshit hollywood things, like why Jennifer Aniston wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, which I can safely say is probably because she’s Rachel from Friends in every single movie she’s ever done, sometimes more comedic, sometimes more sad, but always Rachel from friends, and as Rachel from Friends, she’s become rich and relevant, and this whole trying to break down her image, and be recognized for the actor that she is, is really just her being an egotistical, trying to prove to herself that she’s legit, and I feel like she’s already won, she’s too old to continue this, and the tits are still good enough….maybe it’s time to retire them….and bow out like Ross from friends did… Either way, here’s her erotica…she’s too old to bed starring in…that’s weird.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Hollywood Reporter Porn of the day

Sahara Ray and her Friend of the Day

People get confused about Sahara Ray. They think that she’s relevant, but really she’s just some LA hipster who has pretty much been hooking on her social media aggressively enough to find an instagram audience, and remember there are girls with fat asses you’ve never heard of with just as many followers as her, meaning the whole instagram follower thing isn’t representative of the world, which may be confusing to people who are hooked into instagram….but she does have big tits…tits she shows off…as often as she can…which I guess is everyday on her social media and once or twice for a magazine or two…and as someone who likes tits, I encourage that. This is a video that was emailed to me, I assume produced by GALORE and it’s hip enough for a hip guy like me to encourage because it only has 50 views and has been online for 8 days…. I think my shit gets more views than that..and my shit doesn’t have two half naked bitches in it….but I guess no one can be a hero like me…a hero throwing views to a drowning magazine that has street cred… I mean 53 views in 8 days…and this was in their emailing list….and on their site and social media…wtf….pathetic…

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Sahara Ray and her Friend of the Day

Charlize Theron Makes the Blowjob Face on Set of a SHoot of the DAy

I am sure you’ve seen at least one classy girl stick her tongue in her cheek, to simulate sucking a dick, usually not in a sexual way, but I’ve had it done to me in a sexual way by at least one stripper and I found it really awkward, but I guess not as awkward as Charlize Theron, South African who came to America after her mom killed her dad with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Demi Lovato’s Panty Flash of the Day

I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because someone told me that she had a sex tape with Miley from when she was underage, but also because she’s built like a tank… So I’m surprised she’s wearing panties, in this horribly scary, cellulite ridden panty flash… I was expecting to see a strap-on…or a pair of lesbian underwear…like men’s boxers…because lesbians don’t wear girl’s underwear…that wouldn’t make sense… Either way…this scares me…and turns me on…at the same time…all it takes is excess skin and one-size too small panties…to win my heart.

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Demi Lovato’s Panty Flash of the Day