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Vaginal Weight Lifter of the Day

Her name is Kim Anami…she’s a Vaginal Weightlifter on instagram…and that blows my fucking mind….and not in a good way…in a wtf kind of why would you put this on instagram and how is this appropriate behavior on instagram, when my pics get flagged everyday…oh right…feminism…or maybe just maybe she’s selling a book on doing kegels and other vagina exercises to have a power vag….feminism… Apparently she’s a surfer…which makes the whole thing even weirder…but her real star talent is her PC muscle ability…that I am sure allows her pussy to grab other even the smallest dick before jerking it off inside her… Here’s what she had to say: I Lift with My Vagina New year, new vagina. It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for: Vaginal Kung Fu 2015 Follow her on INSTAGRAM ….or don’t…weird… Here are her pics…

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Kendall Jenner’s Booty of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this butt shot of her claiming to be wearing a pair of Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, that we can safely assume are not actually Khloe Kardashians pyjamas, just part of the storyline some asshole who writes their show came up with…you know to get the interaction between all their accounts as some real time, after-the-show..bullshit that is just bullshit… However if they are Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, and not just a marketing plug for the pyjama company, or a lame attempt to do an ass pic…I hope they were never worn, because these girls get everything for free, sharing clothes doesn’t happen,…but if it does…I hope there is no older, used up cuz she’s the ugly one, after birth shit staines rubbing up on this younger one…even though she’s probably just as dirty, kids these days.. All this to say…that ass…

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Shay Mitchell’s in a Bikini for Attention of the Day

Shay Mitchell is an Ethnically ambiguous actress from Canada, who has clearly won at life so far, because she’s in bikinis for her social media attention, while I’m locked in a fucking ice box of hell, not that I’d ever compare anyone to me to demonstrate winning, because even the homeless man down the street who throws his feces at people, is better off than me…but I guess what I am saying is…at least she’s not in Canada..and it is all thanks to being on a very popular tween show…with millions of followers…putting her theoretically at the top of her game…and the good news is that it can all come crashing down, real fucking fast, because fans aren’t loyal anymore, they are too self involved and trying to be the next Shay Mitchell to bother with the actual Shay Mitchell and that moment of fame, when it all crashes, and desperation sets in makes me laugh, even knowing she’ll be fine and have many billionaire boyfriends willing to scoop her up and impregnate her.

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SNL Mocks Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads: Watch Now!

Saturday Night Live took aim at Justin Bieber this weekend. In a pair of hilariously fake ads, the legendary sketch comedy show parodied Bieber’s new Calvin Klein campaign , treating the beloved singer as if he’s nothing but a toddler. “I’m a big boy now,” cast member Kate McKinnon says to open one spot, which features her version of Bieber playing the drums. Saturday Night Live Parodies Justin Bieber The footage goes on to mock Bieber’s body and the rumor that his abs and hair were edited by those behind the pictorial. “Are my muscles cute?” Bieber asks in the second commercial, before he’s seen playing around in his underwear; dribbling and shooting a basketball; and riding around on a kid’s scooter. “All of this underwear is making me tired,” he later notes, ending the second parody by mentioning his penis and concluding: “My Calvins… Clothes for my big wiener.” Bieber’s trainer has come out and defended his client’s impressive junk as being real (seriously, this happened), while loyal Justin fans have taken offense to the criticism that has come their hero’s way. We have a feeling they may not love the SNL sketches posted above. But we dare everyone else not to laugh uproariously at them. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads 1. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Photo HOLY HOTNESS! Justin Bieber poses here in nothing but his underwear, as he’s an official spokesperson for Calvin Klein. And officially sexy, as well!

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Ass of the Day

If you’ve ever got drunk with professional Irish Rugby Players, you will know that Kelly Brook is a fucking joke amongst the league…apparently, she’s a Rugby groupie and has fucked all kinds of Rugby players over the course of her whoring…..and they just go off, even showing you nude pics of her that are passed around the league, laughing about how fat she is….I mean they just think her move to America is as silly as anyone who knows who Kelly Brook is, because she’s not that hot, she’s hopeless, her acting career probably won’t happen…she’s just too old…and as much as she tries…she just doesn’t have it, but she does have tits, big tits, and tits is all that people care about… I guess she’s trying to curve that interest to her ass…because it is the fat ass era…I mean that’s how I explain this selfie… What I can’t explain is why I just analyzed her selfie…

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini Top of the Day

Anna Kournikova is one of the main reasons this site exists…not because I am an Anna Kournikova fan…but I am very into women’s tennis…it’s so erotic…the girls so fit and classy and feminine as kicking ass and flashing sweaty panty ass…making orgasm sounding grunts…but because the first post of mine that went viral in 2005…where over 400,000 people hit the site….making me think…”Oh shit maybe I’ll get rich off this”…was an Anna Kournikova pulling sand out of her ass post….now I haven’t got rich off this…and Anna Kournikova is still in a bikini….proving that 10 years later…a lot has changed…but sitting on my couch and Anna Kournikova in a bikini has stayed the fucking same…that’s about as philosophical as I can get.

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Miley Cyrus’ Pictures of the Day

It isn’t a day…without a Miley Cyrus picture in it…So here is the Miley Cyrus picture of the day her bending into a car like a street hooker…because she’s a hooker…not that I like to call girls hookers…and I love hookers…but sometimes girls choose to be hookers…like Miley…and that is magical…enough… These are less interesting than….her V Magazine Porno Polaroid Nudes …or the pic of her FINGERING HERSELF IN SHORTS TO THE V MAGAZINE NUDES in the Forum CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner is a Columinst for the Wall Street Journal of the Day

When the Wall Street Journal hires Kendall Jenner as a correspondent, you know that the nail is finally in the coffin of media, and that we’ve all gone down the clickback, instagram celebrity, road of what is relevant… The media has always been dictated by the advertisers, but when you have to hire a bootleg Kardashian, raised by the vapid whore family…as the voice of a generation…even though kids her generation hate her and what she represents…it’s almost as bad as putting her fat sister on the cover of Vogue, instead of some import car magazine she belongs on… This is what Kendall and her hired Ghost writer had to say: “I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago. Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly. I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic. But I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20—it’s the first step out of being a teenager.” Here are her being the social influencer that WSJ wants as part of their team to get some level of relevance…..Instead of breaking important fucking stories.. Garbage.. Here are some old pics of her because why the fuck not…

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Jodie Marsh is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Jodie Marsh, she was a UK Glamour model when UK Glamour models thought they mattered, and I assume they still think they matter, but clearly they don’t matter, but they do have big silly fake novelty tits…we call them clown tits…and cheesy fucking tattoos and horrible leathery tanned skins…that screams she either was a man, or a stripper, but was neither….but for some reason, I am all about this…I think it’s hilarious, like she obviously knows she’s not hot, and is just a caricature of something hot, and that in and of itself makes her amazing… TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Trashy Nicki Minaj Does High Fashion of the Day

I always find it interesting when a fashion brand, like Roberto Cavalli, who if you were to ask Roberto Cavalli, he would probably say it is top quality, luxury, and worthy of the insane prices they may charge, because they believe the fucking lie…decides to use Nicki Minaj, her implants, her ass implants, her cheesy and annoying pop image that I find offensive and mocking of black culture, but then again, I guess all of hip hop is, and people buy into it…not that Nicki Minaj is hip hop, according to Roberto Cavalli, she’s high fashion…even in her spread ass thong pics on her social media….that I’m sure Roberto Cavalli feels is trashy as fuck, but she’s got a big audience and it may sell product and really that’s what he’s paying for…which coincidentally is everything wrong in the world…better known as Nicki Minaj.

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