Here’s a very important question…is Miley Cyrus is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow….or is she’s just a leprechaun…or is she a bit of both that you can only see if you’re on as many drugs as Miley Cyrus, I want to say that she’s the leprechaun because she’s a bit of a troll bitch who was sent to ruin the youth..but to her family and management and record label she’s the pot of gold because she’s a money maker…and to me, there’s something magical about all the weirdness she does…it’s not very authentic or controversial, but it’s still making some noise and is still a little edgier and provocative than the rest…and as long as you don’t have to listen to her man voice…she’s a win…while bing a trolll
It was Irina Shayk’s birthday…no one should know who Irina Shayk is, or care that it was her birthday, but I guess she wanted to announce it, because she knows the date made public is probably 3 years off, because when she came over from Russia, it was pretty easy to make herself 3 years younger, but more importantly, it was probably good for her career, that really is based on sleeping with a soccer player and I use the term “sleeping with” loosely…since he’s likely gay enough to be on that new “My Husband is Gay” show…but she’s played beard long enough to get jobs as a model and more importantly the plastic surgery needed for her face..to make sure that her rockin’ body got the love it made so many sacrifices to deserve…. I guess when you’re communist and have no soul, you do what you can to survive. I’ve seen Cold War Movies, I get it….but I like when doing what you have to do survive means sand-hand on ass for social media….
Nowness magazine is a pretty amazing magazine that everyone want to be a part of….and Stella Maxwell is a Victoria’s Secret model who everyone wants to be inside of….and together they made a video about brushing their teeth…because Oral Hygiene is lovely, I am just not used to it…because the girls I get with are usually toothless, often a good thing, if you can handle the rotting flesh smell…I mean I work on a budget…making this toothbrush shit thing erotic enough…
Her name is Louise. I don’t think she really matters, in the grand scheme of thing, but so important right here, right now….because all women matter…not just because she is shot with a wet white t-shirt….or maybe because she is shot with a wet white t-shirt…because it brings back as many memories of wet t-shirt events at shitty college parties where people like you were seeing the only set of tits you’d see all week…pre-internet porn…while the jocks were prepping a gang rape….the good old days…. These are shot by Cece Young and they are awesome….
Here’s a busty Lara Stone, who I hate because she had her lawyers come after me after posting pics of her Honeymoon that were shot by the paparazzi, and not by me, because she’s a total unreasonable, snake of a cunt, who feels as though she’s more important than I am sure she actually is…but she does have big tits…big tits in a Camapign for Underwear set to the beat of Justin Bieber’s drum…which is just fucking creepy, since Bieber’s got the face of an androgynous, yet fit, bitch… The whole thing weirds me out…that’s why I’m posting the shit….because it is just shit…shit that probably cost Calvin in the multi millions to produce…and I guess if I’m noting panty ads on Bieber…the world is…at least 100,000 people…on Youtube so far…not quite sure that’s the world…but definitely worth the millions of dollars…they could have probably produced something viral for under 1,000 dollars…I have 300 ideas that could have gone viral…only one includes catching Bieber sniffing his mom’s panties….He looks like that kind of guy….but these ad agencies are assholes who like getting big budgets, to keep getting big budgets, so they can afford their bullshit lives and expense accounts…it is all lies…
A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign… This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic… But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip… So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her…. It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert… Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family.. Well, here are a few more of the pics… I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…
A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign… This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic… But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip… So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her…. It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert… Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family.. Well, here are a few more of the pics… I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…
Cara Delevingne is the body or face of DKNY and she’s probably making a lot of money doing it, as she is the new Kate Moss….people seem to really give a shit about her and brands throw money at that…even when the people they are throwing money at don’t need the money…they already have a trust fuund…but I guess the more money she gets…the more heroin she can by…because I’ve been told by a lot of people, she’s the fucking worst Junkie around…with track marks all up and down her arms and legs…and I’d say her face tells a very similar story…a face that looks retarded and broken down…but the second it is in front of a camera…it’s good…like so many lies we’re exposed to every day…here’s Cara… TO SEE HER DISGUSTING HEROIN ADDICT MUTANT FACE IN SHORT SHORTS IN LA CLICK HERE
VIVID has done it again…they have used the celebrity sex tape model they mastered with a person of interest..and put them into a porn. This time it was with TAYLOR CHANDLER …who you may or may not remember as the hermaphrodite, born with a dick, man looking freak they are calling “intersex” who came out as having dated your Olympic Golden Boy Michael Phelps…. TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP CLICK HERE Who may or may not be a person of interest, despite the fact that she actually dated Golden Boy Michael Phelps, who when see her looking pretty washed up, scary and like a man with silly clown tits…someone so terrifying that even as someone with no standards, I know I would never touch her even if I thought it came stock with a vagina and only a vagina… but you probably would…especially if you were an Olympic star feeling the pressure coming down on you…or maybe your intrigue because so many regular girls have thrown themselves at you, that it’s ok to want something different…. TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP CLICK HERE but who you can watch fuck in this EXCLUSIVE CLIP of her sex tape…if you’re into hermaphrodite’s turned girl fuck….using the vagina they were born with…and tits they definitely weren’t born with…rocking a O-Face that is haggard and that looks like it was better suited for the dick the doctor decided to chop when he made the decision when she was a kid…. TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP CLICK HERE The whole thing is weird… TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP CLICK HERE TO Buy the Sex Tape CLICK HERE
The latest Calvin Klein Underwear campaign has been directed by Johan Renck and features global superstar Justin Bieber. Justin wears key underwear styles of the season, furthering the iconic… http://www.youtube.com/v/GkQaUJu6Llc?version=3&f=user_uploads&app=youtube_gdata Read more: Justin Bieber – Calvin Klein Underwear Spring 2015
