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Lorde in Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…

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Lady Victoria Hervey Royal Period Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is amazing..not because I have a period fetish…because I don’t have a period fetish, like I don’t love going down on girls when they have their period, even when the tampon is in, and I don’t love to look like I’ve just left a crime scene after fucking a period, but I am not entirely disgusted by it….but I do have a period fetish when I’ve been fucking a bitch without a condom and she thinks she’s pregnant…even though I know it is impossible, since I am broken… This is amazing…not because I love surprise periods at inopportune times, it is the classic tween fear that carries through a girl’s life…..I mean I’ve experienced periods hit white pants, white bikinis, all kinds of times to unsuspecting women…I’ve seen some period stains on girls so bad I thought they miscarried in the movie theater… This is amazing…because it’ a whole new level of fame whoring….first there was the bikini pic, then the nip slip, then the pantyless upskirt, then more bikini pics, then more nip slips…where was she to go…sex tape or this…. You see Lady Victoria Hervey, despite sounding all Royal and Regal and elegant, is a fame whore…and this…is her bringing the fucking big guns…for the the paparazzi taking the bikini pics of her… The paparazzi are so nice for putting this out there for her…because all of sudden she finally matters… All this to say…at least she wasn’t eaten by a shark…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessa Hinton’s Pizza Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on Jan 1, 2015 at 4:56pm PST Jessa Hinton is a Playboy chick, and she has been involved in what is probably the single most viral bikini in the history of bikinis, because every one loves pizza, it is the most viral of foods ever and everyone loves bikinis, it’s the most viral of clothing girls can take pics of themselves wearing…and everyone loves fake titty girls who look like they could have virusees thanks to college party gangbangs, and mean producers who promised them everything… All this to say, Jessa Hinton….is officially relevant…and all it took was a pizza bikinis…she’s the Emily Ratajkowski of 2015…. All this to say, this is the most important thing to happen all day…far more important than Cameron Diaz’s marriage…or all the has-beens still in bikinis I’ve posted and seen posted around the internet…this is what matters.

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Dakota Johnson Cameltoe Of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No one cares who Dakota Johnson is, I am going to assume not even her mother, Melanie Griffith, because she’s probably too busy being a broken celebrity daughter who became a celerbity of her own, all narcissistic and fucking everything to fill the void of quitting cocaine to be a mother…assuming that she’s quit cocaine…but definitely filling he her vagina, not just now that she’s old and dried up with Banderas is out of the picture, but before, when Don Johnson and every other man she’s had come in and out of Dakota’s life, preparing her for her role as 50 Shades of grey….. But I care about her vagina definition in a pair of leggings…not that much, but at least enough to look at it for a while… Come February, she may be a huge deal…for now she’s just huge outter labia…or huge enough for me… TO SEE THE REST OF HER CAMELTOE CLICK HERE

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Dylan Penn Is in a Campaign of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dylan Penn is Sean Penn’s daughter he had with Robin Wright. She’s a bit of a babe at 23, making a name for herself by leveraging her name, which I guess is what you would do if you weren’t a loser for a long line of losers….and I just think it is too bad that she’s doing these elegant style campaigns that are almost classy…because I need my rich girls to be broken thanks to their narcissistic fathers neglecting them, making them turn to drugs and random cock, hoping to get attention or noticed…while trying to fill the void left in their souls by their dads…. So in a lot of ways…this campaign makes me sad…it represents all that went right in her life…that I would have rather went wrong…because I am a an asshole… But the good news is that she’s still an aspiring model, and aspiring models are all whores…and we like whores….at least I do…even when they are too high end for me…I still know what they are about and that’s usually enough to make me happy…. Ermanno Scervino S/S 2015 AD Campaign from ERMANNO SCERVINO on Vimeo .

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Victoria’s Secret’s Swim Book of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is one of the most played out brands to ever exist, however, they do bikinis and lingerie, and the cast pretty decent babes to model those bikinis and lingerie, even if the babes they cast are garbage people like Behati Prinsloo, who marry people like Adam Levine…and even if their styling is boring, their pictures are safe, and a total misuse of these immigrant women who are begging to be exploited not celebrated….but they are still bikini pictures…on girls who should give everyday girls a complex about not being hot enough, so that they buy their bullshit products to live the fantasy, even if they are a XXL, for their husbands that wish that their wives were these girls…because a complex, where women feel inadequate, usually increases my chances of having sex…and we like when that happens….at least I do.

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Michelle Rodriguez in a White Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me… I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to…. But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rita Ora’s Tattoo of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The other day, Rita Ora posted some picture of her tattoo…and as someone who hates tattoos almost as much as I hate bottom-feeding popstars who have hustled every angle to be relevant, who are finally relevant, because they have bad attitudes and think “I deserve this, I’ve worked hard for this, Finally the world bought into my shit”…I’m more into “please help me”…or “please post this song…I need the views…I’ll send you spread ass pics”….it’s more accessible, exciting and interesting that when these girls start getting paid… I don’t mind what’s going with her side tit…. That said…here are some pics of her and Katy Perry thrown into the mix because why wouldn’t she be posting pics of herself with an actual star…

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Redneck Fireworks and Other Video of the Day

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Break Up Video of the Day Close Call of the Day Idiots Sledding… Kanye West’s Song with Paul McCartney about his Kardashian Here’s a look at 2014, even though I’m more into looking to the future and not to the past…who cares about 2014 that shit is old fucking news Homeless Vet VS Police Homemade G-Force Training

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Tara Reid’s 2015 Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess someone told Tara Reid that bikini pics get hits, and that bikini pics increase followers on her instagram, probably because she’s getting 500 likes on a fucking picture, and she’s Tara Fucking Reid, someone who at one point in time, well before becoming a global party slut, was in a ton of relevant shitty movies, long before being in shitty movies that became relevant for being so shitty…and she deserves more fucking love…so give it to her…as scary as she may be, all leathery, zombie-like, and all I can think about is how disgusting her well traveled, corpse smelling pussy must be…and more importantly, how twisted I am for wanting it all over my face and in my mouth, even if it doesn’t have sensation or get wet anymore…due to premautre, she’s only 40, but she’s partied hard…#menopause… These all happened the last few days….very ambitious, maybe even manic of her…but I guess she’s got nothing else going on… Her tits may still be shit…but at least she’s not fat…despite being broken the fuck down everywhere else… From naked – to swimming underwater- to cooking skin and New Years messages – these are all life changing…

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