It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Lady Victoria Hervey, who I’ve never heard of, but who is showing nipple and goes by the name Lady, which sounds fancy…like a stripper name, Royal…because she probably is a Royal, but we can never be too sure these days, since everyone is a trashy, exhibitionist slag…and thank god for that… Happy New Year. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like these models who will never have sex with you, unless you have a a lot of money, even though they are models you’ve probably never heard of, because you’re pathetic and browsing the internet on New Years Eve…because your real life bores you and you’re looking for something interesting…anything interesting…to distract you from your hell… The models are: Amanda Wellsh, Aline Weber, Thairine Garcia, Laís Ribeiro, & Caroline Trentini The magazines is Vogue Brazil January 2015. Happy New Year….
It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Angelina Jolie….a self proclaimed philanthropist, mother Theresa, mom of 1000, United Nations ambassador because it makes being a heroin addicted, daddy issue, slut who probably took a massive amount of cock, during but not limited to her career her daddy probably gave her, despite how hot she is…you know so her homewrecking, fake lip ass in leggings can sleep at night…. I think she’s lovely. Happy New Year. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Caroline Vreeland is someone I’ve been following on instagram since I started MY FIRST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT BEFORE HAVING IT DELETED 4 TIMES YEARS AGO She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixtue in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with boyfriend being silly, with her set of massive fucking tits, tits that even if you’re not a tit guy, you’ll love….and now she’s the “left of the cutting room floor”…for LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT , but who was restored when they decided to run the advent until New Years Eve….which is pretty much the biggest thing her and her big titties have done to date…so I wouldn’t say she’s made it…but she’s done something…and that’s sing Christmas Carols badly with her big tits a few days too late because LOVE MAGAZINE is so edgy and fashion that they do Christmas after Christmas…#art Here are some of her instagram pics…because why not..slash #tits….I mean they are cartoon-like and amazing…at least clothed…because you know topless these can be a serious miss….but take it in now while she’s not 40….because at 40…this will be a fucking nightmare.
Justin Bieber’s sex offending molester, Selena Gomez, who was 18 when he was 16, but still fucked him even though it was a against the law, because these kids are so spoiled, entitled, and rich due to parental exploitation, that involved praising them so that they would perform like dancing monkeys on command so they got the big pay day… are above the law… Well they aren’t above trying to be high concept, because Selena posted this picture of a picture, with a vague caption…of what looks like it could be 1970s style erotica, ass out, skirt up…but that I can’t really figure out, because in her artistic, high concept hustle, she used flash…intentionally, because that’s how high concept artists do…and for some reason, a reason I call you being a weirdo pervert, I believe you can totally masturbate to this…because porn is boring, while scrambled possibly erotica…is just something different…
Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or her father is, which makes her a billionaire…with all the right morals and values in place like wanting to be a model, actress and famous…because the masses sucking up to her is better than just her immediate circle but more importantly…she’s skinny and I like it…enough to think she’s hot…and to encourage the public to buy into her nonsense egotistical attempt to feel complete, valid, appreciated, love her daddy never gave her…because he was too busy making billions…because I’d rather look at her than other rich trash pollution our lives thanks to the media…because she’ hot.
I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
Heidi Klum may be old. She may be battered from having a dozen kids and thus a lot of sex, with SEAL a man with a voice of an angel, but the face of a monster, making me think he may have, or must have had a massive, baby arm sized penis that violated her, like the twisted german freak that she was…you know tickling her tall model cervix….before shitting on her as Germans do, at least according to their Scat porn. But I guess with age, comes wisdom, and she’s smart enough to know, as a model who has been an exhibitionist forever, that it is important, and not scandalous to be in as little clothing as possible on the beach…so that you get an even tan…while getting as much attention as possible, because you like attention, that’s why you became a fucking model… Either way, old as fuck, still skinny, maybe even a little too skinny, based on her ass…but still a Christmas Miracle…because girls I fuck don’t look this good…we can all thank German ethnic cleansing and early DNA testing to create the master race for this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Heidi Klum may be old. She may be battered from having a dozen kids and thus a lot of sex, with SEAL a man with a voice of an angel, but the face of a monster, making me think he may have, or must have had a massive, baby arm sized penis that violated her, like the twisted german freak that she was…you know tickling her tall model cervix….before shitting on her as Germans do, at least according to their Scat porn. But I guess with age, comes wisdom, and she’s smart enough to know, as a model who has been an exhibitionist forever, that it is important, and not scandalous to be in as little clothing as possible on the beach…so that you get an even tan…while getting as much attention as possible, because you like attention, that’s why you became a fucking model… Either way, old as fuck, still skinny, maybe even a little too skinny, based on her ass…but still a Christmas Miracle…because girls I fuck don’t look this good…we can all thank German ethnic cleansing and early DNA testing to create the master race for this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I get called a horrible human being or a creep or a misogynist pretty much every single day. People think I expose and objectify women, when really I think I just expose and objectify women who have decided they want to be objects, and if anything I just call them out on their morally void, hooker-like morals and values, and think they are overpaid assholes when there are far more beautiful girls out there who deserve the same celebration…. The truth is that I am a lover of women. I think they are entertaining, fun, sexy, and good to have sex with…and I love celebrating them and their vaginas…while imagining them riding my face and cumming thanks to my mouth… Some men are breast men, some ass men, I am a pussy man…I love all pussy…I love celebrating all pussy…I like the weird ones, I especially like the hairy ones, I like the meaty ones, and I like my face and fingers in all of them…as long as they don’t smell. In a lot of ways, I am a feminist…expose your lips, celebrate your pussies, let me masturbate to it…and that is why today, on Boxing day,, the day we named after box, now that Christmas is over, baby Jesus and shopping deals aside, the real star of today, and really everyday…is the box…so here’s 100 of them…big and small…VIA GENITALSANXIETY.TUMBLR.COM because you don’t need to be nervous girl…all pussy are great pussy…don’t be insecure about it…instead just send me pics of it…so I can sext you and make you cum…I’m a hero like that. Sure these are not necessarily the best in box, but as someone who loves all box, and truly believes they are all god’s box…created equally even if they look different…their own snowflake with it’s curves and lips…but still a snowflake…but they are still box…and box is something we love…especially on boxing day..it’s not all about the bass…but it is all about the labia…embrace the labia….with your mouth…
