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Miley Cyrus is Amazing in Miami of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My biggest fail of Art Basel so far…and it is only the first day…is that I missed this Miley Cyrus in pantyhose and a thong while wearing pasties…because she’s an artist, up on some Lady Gaga kick, only reaching a younger crowd and doing it pretty fucking awesome…even if it’s all fake…because nothing in life is real…except this fantasy boner I have for Miley right now….who I hope is still in Miami…so that I can throw sperm at her and hope that it sticks…because being Miley’s K-Fed is my fucking dream.

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Gisele in Jeans of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes… So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

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K Mart’s Pregnant Woman Dancing Porn of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

K Mart is being clever in their marketing, because they are K Mart, and no one gives a fuck about K-Mart, and if they do, they probably are too poor to have a computer to see their clever marketing campaigns, but they did throw something out there that’s a little more aggressive than the white trash ghetto bullshit you would assume they reach, unless you’re like me and you find pregnancy in general to be pretty ghetto…it’s like “bitch couldn’t afford the abortion”…right? That said, pregnant girls dancing gets me in the Christmas spirt…because I know they didn’t get pregnant by me… Speaking of ready to drop porn – here’s a Kourtney Kardashian showing her tits…because she’s a Kardashian and they’re whores..K-Mart grade whores…because the people who shop at K-Mart made them…

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Naomi Campbell is Still Hot of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone once told me that Black Don’t Crack… I don’t know if that was a racist statement, or one based on the strong genetics of the black people, who never age… But I do know that Naomi Campbell is still looking amazing, and she must be in her late 50s…which is impressive, but necessary in her seducing billionaire Russian husbands to sugar daddy her, because even rich girls need sugar daddies, it’s all part of the model psychology… That’s all I have to say about that..

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Rihanna’s Areola of the Day

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Nothing makes me feel like a socially awkward virgin who doesn’t get laid, and who doesn’t see tits everyday of my fucking life, whether on photoshoots, stripclubs, or from hookers, than to point at some celebrity or pop star’s areola…I mean’t it is not even a fucking full nipple motherfuckers…it’s just the shit stain of the nipple…

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Taylor Swift Polaroids of the Day

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Everyone is excited about the biggest thing in Show Business, who crosses all borders and boundaries, who touches all people, and demographics, especially men and Victoria’s Secret models and here are some polaroids of her to remind you of the early days of sexting…before phones, when you had to leave dick pics in your neighbor’s mailbox anonymously to show them that you like her…and I guess they are kind of hot enough to remind us all the Taylor Swift, is a total slut..at least to me…and I am a fan .even if she’s marketed as a victim…because I love victims and clearly her team are geniuses..because I should have no interest in anything Taylor Swift – pretty much ever… I think Ariana Grande is in the pics…because Frenemies…

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The Bai Ling Nipple of the Day

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Bai Ling disappeared from the world…to be forgotten…because even when she’s crying for attention for a decade flashing her tits and vagina to the world…the very few onlookers who take the time to watch the trainwreck, don’t get emotionally vested in the trainwreck, and let her fade away… Now she’s back…doing the exact same thing…and I can’t imagine anyone really cares…but I’ll post it, because long Asian nipples on some nobody who people seem to care about are my dream… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hipsters Flash Their Tits in Bikinis By the Pool of the Day

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I always like to say that Australian girls are sluts. Even the hottest of Australians girls is liberal when it comes to getting drunk and fucking people for fun. I always just assume it comes from their reckless criminal in exile roots, you know a people built on social misfits, or maybe they just realize that getting drunk and fucking is the best thing in the fucking world, because I have only met hot Australian girls…and those hot Australian girls have always been drunk…trying to fuck…everyone but me…because I guess no one is really that broken…unless I am paying them…but this isn’t about me, it’s about DAVID HAUSERMAN and his awesome Australian model shoot.

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Lily Aldridge is Day 2 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the DAy

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Christmas is happening, right before our very eyes, like clockwork….and LOVE MAGAZINE does an advent calendar to celebrate that…I guess because they are Christian, or clever enough to realize that if they recruit all the hottest models to participate in something like Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, in panties and dancing….like Day 2′s Lily Aldridge of being married to a rockstar fame that turned into Victoria’s Secret fame….in what I like to think is her best work, because I believe in the Christmas miracle, and the Christmas spirt, even when it is shat on by corporations, and the spirit is designed to sell merchandise to close out the year in strong sales numbers….because I know that with the holidays comes sad and lonely people looking for love I can take advantage of….here’s Day 2…

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Lindsay Lohan Spreads her Legs of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:59pm PST Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…

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