The Guy and His Fap Function on his Mechanical Arm The Pantsless Girl Walking in NYC… Guy With No Arms – Still Drives – Probably Better Than an Asian The Guy Who Cut Off His Own Finger DJ Fail of the Day Russians Don’t like Gays The Wookie and the Korean Missionary
Her name is RAYNE IVANUSHKA and she’s amazing….I don’t know if she’s an actual model, an aspiring model, an instagram model, or a girl who is just into being fun enough to get naked or topless for her photographer friends who are looking for girls to take pictures of, like BENJAMIN SKINAS , the guy who shot this… I just know that whatever she’s doing, it makes me want to go sailing…by using her vagina as a sail and my mouth as the boat…
This song made 2,000,000 dollars in 5 minutes after the video was featured on the X-Factor, where they basically called out to the world saying that we could all end up with Ebola, all it takes is a flight from Africa with the wrong questionable girl with a fever… I figure Bob Geldoff could have done a little more by writing a new version of the song, since they’ve already done this one years ago…and I didn’t really need to hear One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Rita Ora, and other British people singing it, but maybe he was too busy mourning the death of his daughter… It’s pretty awful, but the dead girl in her bra, contrasts nicely with celebs walking out of LIMOS… All this to say, Ebola is bad, but this song may make you wish you had ebola, so that your ears filled up with blood as you’re slowly melting from the inside…due to disease… That said, if you think Bob Geldoff and Bono can cure Ebola…download it….I can’t say it is for a good cause…since I don’t trust charities, and I kinda feel the world needs a natural disaster or epidemic to reset us and our overpopulated, self involved, disgusting ways…
This is a shoot by photographer KATE BELLM , who shot a footwear campaign in the desert with a model who got naked, which as far as I’m concerned is the only way any ad campaign should be shot – because clothes just get in the way of promoting products…and let’s just hope mainstream brands take this lead and make all campaigns on TV, billboard, and even radio like this – because I am all about naked…even when I am not really about commerce selling garbage people don’t need…because naked is good…even when it is for corporate evil…
This is a weird and amazing Japanese girls in bikinis video that 3,000,000 people have seen, that I only saw today because I am neither Japanese or current when it comes to internet nonsense and I think that 3,000,000 more people need to see it….make it the Gangnam Style….of big Japanese tits in a bikini..and not because I have a Japanese fetish, but because we should all have a Japanese fetish, it’s the weirdest place in the fucking world – from their porn to their tv shows…to this…and I am a fan.
Hilary Duff booked Health magazine, because I guess in her single mom scientologist billionaire celebrity from the past – she has found health and is a poster girl for health…now that she’s lost her baby weight and is built like a muscular tank… I assume this is her doing some groundwork for her own brand of fitness products, like she was Jessica Alba, who personally is going to make over 300,000,000 dollars from her organic baby company…and she’s Jessica Alba, probably not quite as famous as Hilary Duff, meaning if Hilary Duff gets on it, she could make another billion… Or maybe she’s just doing this for ego. Who knows. Here are the pics.
Homewrecker Amber Heard, who we discovered was a very weird sexter thanks to the Fappening, Amber Heard, who may only be a weird sexter thanks to Johnny Depp, who WHO WAS DRUNK AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS is half naked in GQ Russia, which I guess is as relevant as regular GQ, because there are a hell of a lot of Russians in the world, and they probably read magazines still, because broadband internet hasn’t really got through to their communism….you know now that they don’t have rationed bread and toilet paper, and the freedom to buy magazines, they eat this shit up, but then again, I have no idea what I am talking about, I just know panties in photoshoots and that’s pretty much what happened here.
Sophie Simmons is the chubby Gene Simmons daughter who I used to post about saying that the only people who are into her are Gene Simmons fans because her vagina is the ultimate in KISS merchandised and memorabilia and having sex with her is the closest you can really get to having sex with Gene Simmons without being a homo….but I guess she’s leveraged that, and is paving her own way in the world, and she’s making her own magic, now that she’s decided she’s a model, by signing with an agency, posing half naked, and now this big titty instagram selfie knowing that big titties get hits…and thin models is a thing of the past…thanks to Kate Upton…and the general american diet…right…
Photographer TYRONE LEBON , who I guess has done some shit with i-D magazine in the past…like this Cara Delvingne getting undressed from back in March… Is having his work featured in i-D magazine again, and I figure, when nudity, that includes rockin’ bush, becomes a fashion shoot, I must endorse it, since this is a fashion site…obviously…
I don’t know anything about this ZOE CROSS model, other than that she’s singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but rather someone who gets paid…and the interesting thing in all this, that really isn’t interesting at all, because there are actually interesting things going on in the world, and this isn’t one of them, but we can pretend it is interesting, is that she’s 5 foot 5….I know crazy right…models are supposed to be 5 foot 7 and the shortest I mean how is this fucking possible…maybe it is because she shows her ass…I know that’s why I care about her.