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Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Taylor Swift is whoring proper. A perfectly sculpted strategy in terms of media, release dates, publicity stunts…all those boyfriends or fake boyfriends helped her become an absolute star with how her dad spun it for the press…and now she’s the biggest fucking thing in entertainment…and this is her on a magazine cover….weird…

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Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Porn of the DAy

I am not all that shocked that Lindsay Lohan is posting selfies, since no one cares about her anymore, so she has to take pics of herself. I am however shocked that she is still alive and not finished off due to heroin… These are some slutty pics she posted to instagram…because instagram cares..

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Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Porn of the DAy

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Porn of the DAy

I am not all that shocked that Lindsay Lohan is posting selfies, since no one cares about her anymore, so she has to take pics of herself. I am however shocked that she is still alive and not finished off due to heroin… These are some slutty pics she posted to instagram…because instagram cares..

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Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Porn of the DAy

Jennifer Akerman for Galore of the Day

Jennifer Akerman is Malin Akerman’s sister… I don’t think she really matters because Malin Akerman doesn’t even matter and she’s been in a lot of movies…movies that she’s been hot and funny in….whereas this version of her hasn’t really done shit but THESE NUDE PICS …which I guess in a lot of ways, but mainly not financial ways, that nakedness is good enough….especially when the sister threw in the towel by making babies… Well now she’s topless for my friends over at Galore Magazine, a magazine that’s been doing some serious things lately, things far more important than these pics of Jennifer Akerman nude, you know like shoots with all kind of hotter people, but when it comes to nudity, they are all equally important enough to stare at… Here are the pics. VIA GALORE

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Jennifer Akerman for Galore of the Day

#stepGIRLS vs Mt Baker Vapor by TheHeadHuntr of the Day

We did a little #stepGIRLS shoot with my friends over at @theheadhuntr and model @maril_yne smoking some totally legal products with some @mtbakervapor ….and by me, I don’t mean me, I was busy napping and they don’t let me around the girls on set, I creepy them out too much when I ask them sex questions, or try to sniff their panties…while they are still wearing them…but I do get to see all the loveliness in pictures…almost like a “wish you were here, fuck you”….and I guess so do you… That’s all I have to say about that..

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#stepGIRLS vs Mt Baker Vapor by TheHeadHuntr of the Day

River by Darren Ankenman for Purple of the Day

I don’t know who River, but I am going to go out on a limb here and say she is not River Phoenix, however she is probably young enough to be his incarnate, and really who cares, she’s naked for Purple magazine for photographer Darren Ankenman, and even though pictures bore the fuck out of me, I’ll still look at them, because it’s either that or the wall, or I guess my fat wife stuffing her fucking face watching some X-Factor bullshit, and River, running through it, is far more appealing…in fact, I may be in love…now I just have to figure out how to trap her into a forever marriage…and while I do that, you stare at her tits, because she’s an exhibitionist whore and we like that…admit you like when I refer to us as we…it’s like we’re in this together, even though I hate you.

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River by Darren Ankenman for Purple of the Day

Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her. She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting… I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine… But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

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Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Taylor Swift Car Selfie of the Day

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift)  on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:55pm PST Taylor Swift and her team, that I assume involve her money grubbing parents – are pretty excited that she sold 1.5 million records, which I guess is totally unheard of in the music business now, because no one buys records…..but the fact is that her machine and the people she has campaigning for her have mastered the media. They figured out how to launch to the country market, how to penetrate the pop market, and it turns out it was all by her being penetrated by random relationships the world can all relate to….She’s this crossover star that touches all markets…while all kinds of men touch her…and now she’s teaching the kids how to car selfie…and hopefully crash because you’re a fucking Taylor Swift fan and must die…even though I know you know all the words to Shake It Off thanks to brainwashing…

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Julia By Chris Steinbach of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model or this photographer, I just know that she’s in a lacy bra and I can see her nipples, and that may be all I need to know… You see I don’t care about the artistic process by CHRIS STEINBACH or what camera and equipment he used…and I don’t care about model JUIA …or what she does for fun, or what she likes, or if she’s a real model and not just doing this for fun, or instagram.. I just care about nipples…I am a simple man. [galley] via C-Head

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Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

I don’t know when Madonna tapped into her youth and did topless photos for L’Uomo, but by the look of her face, it was too recent and she was too old… Not that I don’t love a good naked old person, I worked in an old folks home for a year and I used to always debate fucking them while changing their diapers, because they looked so wrinkly and disgusting, I never did, but my co-worker did and no one ever believed the old people when they accused him, because well, #alzheimers. That said, here are some madonna titty outtakes…and they are disgusting.

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Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day