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I guess it would make sense for the media to release pictures of Lauren Cohan from The Walking Dead – the day after The Walking Dead happened on TV and someone like me who never saw the Walking Dead….and will never see The Walking Dead…because other than Zombieland – I can’t fuck with Zombies….they are a stupid concept for me to care about, even if the idea of an apocalypse by disease ridden half dead brain eating monsters to reset the world and how horrible it is – is a fantasy I’m sure we all live with, at least after spending an hour or two on Facebook and having your soul and your intelligence destroyed by society.
You know after seeing the McKayla Maroney nude pics that she pretended weren’t of her – until deciding to accept that they were of her – only to say that they were taken at 17 and that anyone who looked at them was a sex offender – her doing the splits at 18 probably isn’t as appealing to you – because if you even know who McKayla Maroney, I am going to assume it is because you are a sex offender who likes her youthful disposition, and that it is not because you are into Olympic level gymnastics…you fucking pervert… I also will assume that being an 18 year old girl, who knew her audience was a bunch of creeps, she played up being young and innocent because that’s what you all wanted…I know how young girls think, especially in this porn generation…I know nothing is innocent anymore…blame internet, hormones in the food, and Kim Kardashian.
Alyssa Barbara is a Canadian who I think you should all give thanks for on this Canadian Thanksgiving – because it is my legal responsibility to target one amazing Canadian as part of my daily programming, it’s part this socialist regime, and I figure it was a toss up between Avril Lavigne and Alyssa Baraba and well clearly you see who has won…everything…including my heart…with her beautiful body that on this thanksgiving I’d like to think needs stuffing and I’ve got 2 inches I’m willing to lend her…like I’m at Homeless Shelter feeding the homeless instead of being homeless…
Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds… That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….
Iggy Azalea is hilarious…and so is her little sidekick groupie number 1…. She spends her life trying to get famous, sucking dick to get famous, fucking to get famous, building a lie and fake life around her being famous. Repurposing her Australian accent to be more hood to be famous, and when the paparazzi go after her and her hooker with shitty pop song that every fat white girl loves because she’s a fat white girl, she causes a scene, wishes Ebola on the motherfucker, when bitch just wanted to get Eggs…because Eggs… It amazes me that collectively we’ve made this idiot rich, and her dreams come true. She’s an ungrateful cunt, and I am not just saying that because she didn’t want to hang out with me when she was in Canada sorting out her work visa a bunch of years ago, and instead blocked me on Social media…or maybe I am…. Either way, this is funny – I like her “threat” at the end – because she’s still got pimps who will kill a fucker with a camera – the fucker with a camera she would jump up and down for a few years ago – before she had the audacity to consider it invasive.. What fucking idiot. Deport her for attacking your own kind…..
Jena Sims is some Beauty Pageant winner – or contestant – she did Miss Georgia Teen USA back when she was a teen, and I guess since those glory days of pageantry weirdness, she’s made her way to LA, with what may or may not be a broken down face, I can’t tell, I’m too busy looking at her ass…to post half naked for Esquire’s Me in My Place, and I’m all for a good wholesome Southern ass…. Ok…I’ll google her now….she’s 25, she’s an aspiring actor who plead Hooker #2 in the movie “Best Night Ever”…I guess someone more high profile got Hooker #1…I mean her IMDB reads like a list of nothing roles making me wonder if this is actually for Esquire…I don’t think it is… But I’ll post her ass anyway, because I am in too deep and because everyone deserves a shot, especially when they take off their clothes for it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It is a long weekend in Canada, I think it’s Canadian Thanksgiving, because Canadians are 2 months ahead of Americans in all things at leas that’s what I tell myself while stealing wifi from my neighbors igloo because he can afford the trained beavers and moose that power his electricity on a giant hamster wheel… I figure the best way to celebrate is by putting out this stepGIRL shoot of babes in some INTO THE AM gear…shot by the homies at The Headhuntr starring stepGIRLS you would want to spend the night with, all night with, well INTO THE AM , at raves, at clubs, drunk, high or confused by the EDM brainwashing noise…in bed, or in a back alley while their boyfriend is at home sleeping…because they are that good…both wearing INTO THE AM and naked….be in love..it’s worth it…
There are a few things I find funny about Emily Ratajkowski. One being that before she got famous, she used to tip me off on her posts, personally, to get me to do posts on her. She was an up and coming nude model with a dream – and she shot with a bunch of people I know. I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just find it amazing that it actually worked for her…what a good set of tits will do for a girl – is remarkable..I mean I am sure there was some sex to get ahead lateral career moves also – like when she banged Kanye a lot…but it’s all part of the process.. So here she is for Cosmo…now that she’s a big actor…even though she’s still posting lingerie pics on instagram – because I guess it is all she knows. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…or you can’t take the whore out of the whore…whatever it is – her eshe is for cosmo…
His name is GAVIN BOND and either he’s a great photographer or he gets access to babes like one of the best out there, Xenia Deli… Sure Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…a sandwich I would eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a fucking snack. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but it’s friday and when a babe is named after a DELI, I have limited options…I mean why am I even writing anything about her – just look at the fucking pics asshole – that is why I posted them. Her friend’s name is Sloveig Mork..another insane name for an insane body…I mean I love these immigrant girls…especially half naked.