Want to know something that I’ve never ever wanted to see in the history of my existence…I’m talking not in 2001 when her big song made her a breakout star…and not now… Alicia Keys nude, pregnant or not, promoting anything… If anything, she’s the kind of girl who might as well not be a girl to me…and I don’t know why – I am sure she’s sweet, and lovely, like all these rich and famous people with staff and handlers are…and I am sure someone out there finds her hot…but for me…someone who will look at anyone naked…and I mean anyone…I mean you should see some of the girls I have gone down on, you’d throw up…but for some reason…a reason beyond pregnancy..this does nothing to me…and I guess that’s why I am compelled to post it…
I think this picture of Miley Cyrus backstage that someone snuck and snapped – who was probably on her camp and who was probably advised to release…just reminds us all that titty pics are not a big deal and that titty pics are fun to look at…and that titty pics, once you see them, make future titty pics far less exciting, because you know if this was from the Hannah Montana set – the internet would have broke… So girls, don’t just rub on your titties, take a pic of them in solidarity for the celebs who are pretending to be upset about their nudes, while loving the attention….like Miley is doing… It’s like you don’t have to hack this girl, she brings it to you on a platter…and you can’t hate that or really anything else about her…I mean you can…but you shouldn’t…since she’s so generous with her nipples…
I don’t know what it is about Kate Bosworth that I think is amazing, but when she was acting and actually getting jobs, I couldn’t be bothered even noticing her, but as she gets older, I just think her hot, skinny, model looking body is hot as fuck…so I am glad these alleged nudes – that are probably just some nerd’s art project happened…not just because of her asshole shot…but because she is amazing… I do know that Emily Ratajkowski has been a nude, self promoter since she pretty much started this internet thing. She had tits, debatable as to whether they are real or not, and she has been fully nude in countless photoshoots. The world was responsive, they loved her, and that lead to money and jobs in actual fucking movies…her dreams came true.. So it is safe to say that these “alleged” nudes of her are great, but don’t matter, because you’ve all ready seen her minge…you’ve already seen lip and self shot may be a fetish because it feels more personal, but she wasn’t taking the pics for you, so I can’t imagine how that is better than any pro shots she’s had with great photogs. I also know that her movie is coming out, that she’s had three weeks to decide if this was a good publicty stunt in an era when people were starting to forget about her…enough time to really weighs the pros of cons of being looped into a nude scandal.. You know like Kim Kardashian’s who’s iCloud was hacked, yet her blackberry pics were stolen…because that always happens…right…. Inside jobs everywhere, but when there are tits – we must celebrate… Here’s Someone Named Abigail Spencer… Gabrielle Union…. The Machalka Sisters… An Olsen… Jenny McCarthy… Hope Solo… REMEMBER THESE ARE ALL ALLEGED NUDES – PROBABLY ALL FAKES – IF LAWYERS EMAIL ME – WE WILL KNOW IF THEY ARE LEGIT – REMEMBER THE CELEBRITIES ARE THE VICTIMS HERE –
I don’t know what it is about Kate Bosworth that I think is amazing, but when she was acting and actually getting jobs, I couldn’t be bothered even noticing her, but as she gets older, I just think her hot, skinny, model looking body is hot as fuck…so I am glad these alleged nudes – that are probably just some nerd’s art project happened…not just because of her asshole shot…but because she is amazing… I do know that Emily Ratajkowski has been a nude, self promoter since she pretty much started this internet thing. She had tits, debatable as to whether they are real or not, and she has been fully nude in countless photoshoots. The world was responsive, they loved her, and that lead to money and jobs in actual fucking movies…her dreams came true.. So it is safe to say that these “alleged” nudes of her are great, but don’t matter, because you’ve all ready seen her minge…you’ve already seen lip and self shot may be a fetish because it feels more personal, but she wasn’t taking the pics for you, so I can’t imagine how that is better than any pro shots she’s had with great photogs. I also know that her movie is coming out, that she’s had three weeks to decide if this was a good publicty stunt in an era when people were starting to forget about her…enough time to really weighs the pros of cons of being looped into a nude scandal.. You know like Kim Kardashian’s who’s iCloud was hacked, yet her blackberry pics were stolen…because that always happens…right…. Inside jobs everywhere, but when there are tits – we must celebrate… Here’s Someone Named Abigail Spencer… Gabrielle Union…. The Machalka Sisters… An Olsen… Jenny McCarthy… Hope Solo… REMEMBER THESE ARE ALL ALLEGED NUDES – PROBABLY ALL FAKES – IF LAWYERS EMAIL ME – WE WILL KNOW IF THEY ARE LEGIT – REMEMBER THE CELEBRITIES ARE THE VICTIMS HERE –
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Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism… I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen… I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending… I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year… I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.
Here are some nipples at a fashion show, because nipples and fashion go hand in hand, I’ve been jerking off to fashion magazines and fashion shows since the late 80s, and the fact is that I respect the fashion industry’s ability to both make see through clothing a trend…but also make million of money selling ads to luxury brands set to nipples…because nipples aren’t that big of a deal…but for some reason…it is only ok by the mainstream when in fashion….all while being ok by me… Here is the Blumarine show….whatever that is….nipples!!
Micaela Shaefer Titties Out Serving Beers Car VS Crowd Police Catch Pickpocket Stealing from Sleeping Drunk Guy Rides a Sheep Korean Mayor Gets Egged,. Big Boy Can Dance….
Here are some pictures I should have taken of Genevieve Morton making us breakfast, before hitting the gym, after I stuck it in her ass….but she didn’t invite me to participate, she had some other asshole take the pics of her while ignoring my attempts at seducing her by calling her mean names – or fat – thinking that it would make her love me. You know school yard games…when really…in my soul…while staring at her ass…I think she’s perfect enough to try to knock up…with my mouth…
