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Chrissy Teigen is Fucking With Me of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters… That said…I called her a pug face, and now it all makes sense, because she’s apparently a bulldog owner, and I guess as you know – sometimes pet owners and their pets have uncanny similarities in their appearance…and sometimes, like this time, it’s fucking obvious… So I was wrong in calling her pug face, I should have called her bull dog faced. NO wonder she was pissed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Shanina Shaik TITS for GQ Russia of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shanina Shaik is a nice enough set of Australian tits, doing the GQ Russia, showing off her nice enough set of Australian tits, because like most models, landing a Russian billionaire is a pretty much the best gig you can get, way better than the cover of Vogue….not because models are hookers, I would never imply that, they are talented individuals who spend years learning the craft of just showing up on set and letting people take pics of them for a lot of money… She’s Half Pakistani, obviously not the half that works my convenience store. She was a reality show contestant. She has modelled for pretty much everyone probably best known for Victoria’s Secret….and that’s enough of a recap of her career you don’t care about – because you’re just into staring at her GQ Russian tit…and I’m with you on that…her bio is only interesting to the weirdo fans and I don’t endorse that kind of behavior…but I do endorse tits.

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The Beyonce Photoshopped Bikini Pics by Beyonce of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look at the stair… Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person… It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie… It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit.. Here are the pics…

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Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley In LA, also known as Ashley Kirschner, is an LA comic who is getting a pretty steady following and not just on her INSTAGRAM ….because she’s a perfect combination of funny, hot, busty, skinny, long legged, and genius…. Her act, from what I gather is making fun of the instagram models, Playboy models who she seems to be friends with…and she’s doing it in a clever fucking way….that’s not gratuitous or overly obvious, and that is just perfect… This video of her telling people to take care of their pets during the LA heat wave that’s going on. It’s practical and informative…and very well shot so that we can really take in the information she’s sending via her tits….. She’s going to be doing big things, she’s hotter than any comic you’ve seen before and I believe in all she is doing….she is the future…and I am going to be tracking her…since to date, I’ve hated every female comic to ever exist in the history of female comics, except maybe Joan Rivers, but Joan Rivers is dead, and the world is ready to replace that corpse with this fresh and probably well moisturized comedy goddess… I’m in love and you can be too – if you FOLLOW HER

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Hannah Ferguson for GALORE of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Ferguson is some Texan model who did Sports Illustrated and who pretty much came out of no where. Now she’s doing a back to school, preview of Halloween, cheerleader in a slasher film styled shoot for my friends and GALORE …a magazine that’s really pushing the limits of fashion magazines…almost merging them with what Playboy was in the 70s…accessible to all…but still featuring stuff I can masturbate to…and the whole thing is kind of genius….at least when they take models who are getting a lot of hype, even if they normally look old and washed up despite just starting out, and transform them into a fantasy…which is really what models are supposed to be…so I approve of whatever is going on here…this is hot.

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Charli XCX for Complex of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…

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Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation… That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging. But Toni’s still alright.

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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alyssa Barbara , she’s a bit of a newcomer to the internet game, at least to me, because I’ve only just heard of her this week, but I am pretty hopeful that she is going to be sticking around for a while, because these pictures of her by photographer MVISION_LA …are pretty fucking noticeable, as are her nipples…something that I am sure you would all want to suck on, probably because your mom was too disgusted by you to let you near her tits when you were a baby, or because you’ve never actually seen tits before, and the whole idea of them is like this scientific mystery that your inquisitive eager mind just can’t get enough of… I FOLLOW HER NOW and will be sure to keep you updated on all she does…because that’s what love and romance that may be confused as stalking…is all about…

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Iggy Azalea’s A Stripper of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dude…she did the pussy slap… Fat ass, black cock loving Iggy Azalea, who managed to fuck her way from Australia to America, strategically from one black penis with connections to the next, who claims to have worked as a stripper because we are in the stripper era where popstars get on stage and do what I have seen strippers do for the last 25 years, the bend over pussy slap, and I guess I should be all for this trick being brought from the strip club to the stage in front of suburban 15 year old white girls everywhere, because stripping is empowering…at least for men..it teaches us that with enough money, these bitches will do anything…and I guess that’s an important lesson to know, it will motivate men everywhere to be the next Bill Gates, because money buys women…all while motivating little trashy girls everywhere that wearing a leotard or panties in public, despite your fat ass, only to do stripper designed dances…could lead to you being famous…or at least getting that rich man money…thrown at you…like it was raining.. I can’t see how this is good for anything or anyone…at least at cultural level of morals and values, but for boners everywhere the breeding of trashy sluts, I totally see how this is important…

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Serena Williams Tennis Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Serena Williams embodies absolutley nothing tennis represents for me, and not because I am a white pant wearing socialite upper middle class motherfucker who sips cocktails at the tennis club, talking about my investments, or new ventures, while my mistress plays tennis as my wife spends my money shopping…but because I have always had a tennis fetish, maybe because I was never allowed in the tennis club, or maybe because skinny, fit, white girls flashing their panties while grunting like they are being savagely fucked up the ass as part of their sport is erotic…while these Serena Williams booty is just fucking savage…I mean it’s so big and scary and would require massive penis to deal with… The good news is I know so many white dudes, rich white dudes, who love being smothered by this kind of thing, because it’s different and got more flavor than the skinny white girls who are with them for their money… I am on the fence about whether this is good or bad, I just know I can’t stop staring…so it is something. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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