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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Some Immigrant Bootleg GQ of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter….who somehow got sold off to the fashion industry as the bootleg Adriana Lima, you know the replacement because Adriana Lima is old as fuck… She’s done Victoria’s Secret, so she’s major enough, but now she’s doing some immigrant bootleg GQ, that’s not the actual GQ, but a licensed version of GQ, based in Mexico…unlike the Mexican Coca Cola, and the Mexican Taco, the Mexican GQ is not better than the regular GQ… I’ve talked to Portuguese people who have never heard of her, so she’s not a big deal there, but from my experience, the Portuguese are pretty basic sardine eating, soccer watching, simpletons who probably thing it’s still 1954. In conclusion, being a bikini model, even for a bootleg magaizne is more interesting than being a fisherman.

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Some Tits in Vogue Italia Because they are Pornographers of the Day

I would never consider tits porn, but a lot of advertisers in America like to think it is porn, that’s why exhibitionists everywhere are protesting the nipple, or the fact that the nipple is seen as a bad thing…they have charities, women breast feeding, a whole bunch of bullshit..all based on nipple which I like… But I prefer calling out a fashion magazine for being pornographers, because Larry Flynt got shot and paralyzed for the freedom to post tits… Here are the models Stella Tennant, Audrey Marnay, Inès de La Fressange, Saskia de Brauw, Mélanie Thierry, Othilia Simon, Anais Pouliot, Golshifteh Farahani, Mariacarla Boscono, Nine D’Urso, Stella Roversi, Guinevere Van Seenus, Malgosia Bela, Suzanne Lindon, Jean Campbell, Caterina Ravaglia, Marie Piovesan, Ondria Hardin In conclusion, Vogue Italia is Euro, and in Europe topless is considered wearing a shirt…so who cares…tits are just tits…I can’t come to them, but I can come on them

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Bai Ling’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Bai Ling is the original BAE…… Bai Ling is 50 years old…but like all Asians, especially the ones who work at the convenience store by my house, are still totally worth fucking as they spend their family fortunes living lives of luxury in the Western world, but always willing to give a handjob for 50 dollars or less….it’s a cultural thing… She was the Original Courtney Stodden, or equivalent fame whore, who never really did anything specifically, but who always walked the red carpets…pulled out tits…and got herself noticed for the tabloids…but no one knew why she existed. I liked to think she was a thai tranny hooker who did well for herself and made it in America….because she’s not home working the sweatshops She is more likely a rich kid from China doing nothing in America..but publicity stunts no one really notices, involving hard nipples, white t-shirts, ALS, and water…. I’m so into this..dumpling filled with crazy…that was a Chinese food reference…I’m feeling clever today.

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J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Compare Photoshopped Booty of the Day

Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are. It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in. She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to… I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life… I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.

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Marloes Horst for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract…and they get paid a shit ton of money to just be in their underwear – because these hoes aint loyal, or more importantly, these brands are all in it together, because if I was paying a girl 30,000 dollars a day, or 800,000 dollars a year, you can be pretty fucking sure there would be no pictures taken with other people, hell, I wouldn’t let her out of my basement. You see because when you own a person…you don’t share the person…unless there’s some back end deal in it for you…it’s really the whole foundation of pimping. She’s pretty much my favorite looking model I’ve ever seen, even if someone just told me she used to be fat…she’s like an Avacado…good fat…

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Gigi Hadid for POP Magazine of the Day

Apparently this is Gigi Hadid for POP Magazine….POP Magazine is being as hip and cool and next level – to secure their place in the world as a cool fashion magazine, which is convenient because Gigi is pretty much doing the same thing…figuring out her own hustle…after leveraging her family money and connections to get this far a long. I don’t find her as offensive as the other attention seekers with daddy issues, in fact, I think she’s pretty tolerable…and that’s saying a lot since I have little to no patience for anyone, even young hot girls with trust funds and a modelling contract because why do something important in life, like actually change the world, when people can just stare at you naked or half naked… Modeling is way more exclusive and high level…

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Anja Rubik is in Underwear for Mango of the Day

Anja Rubik is some underwear model…I mean I doubt she’d want to be referred to as just some underwear model. She’s booked Victoria’s Secret and that’s some major campaign, that she probably likes to think makes her more important because it pays a lot of fucking money, and I guess it kind of does because when you get paid by those assholes and sign your life away, along with being prostituted to A-Listers who also get a certain level of fame…but to me…and based on these pics she’s just some underwear model. I prefer her Her fashion nudity…it’s a better hustle…but then again, I fucking hate any and all lingerie catalog pics…because besides a half naked girl…shit is a fail…but I guess the half naked girl makes it tolerable…like all things…even prison…if you’re not the one pretending to be the half naked girl…

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Sarah Hyland and The Emmy Awards are Happening of the Day

I boycott any and all award shows, only because I feel like all these motherfuckers have already won at life and most of these motherfuckers are undeserving of winning at anything. I find it pretty obnoxious to award each other on your commercial shit work, like the award matters, because idiots at home who are so far removed from the Emmy Awards think this a totally legit judging system, that isn’t paid off by the people who made the shows…from my understanding hollywood is really run by a half dozen people, meaning the people really making money off this publicity stunt, make money no matter who wins…it’s just a good way to keep actors thinking what they do is actually important and not a joke…feed the dancing monkeys ego and the Dancing monkey will keep king his dancing monkey trips, because you know, just being nominated is more than they could ever imagine…bullshit. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT BECAUSE MADAM MEOW OUR EMMY CORRESPONDENT IS TRACKING CLICK HERE How About Some Taryn Manning…for Old Times…and Memories of when she fucking hated me and blocked me off social media pre-getting on TV….Old as fuck.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT BECAUSE MADAM MEOW OUR EMMY CORRESPONDENT IS TRACKING CLICK HERE

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Elsa Hosk for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden… But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks. Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED

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Elsa Hosk for Marie Claire Italy of the Day