Ana is some amazing model, who proves that when you pose nude for a photographer like Marco Michietto , the black and white makes it hip on some “artistic” kick instead of some smutty kick, but artistic or not, anything can be smutty if you look at it the right way, from the right angle, which is what I always try to do… Here are the pics….they are good.
Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do… I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.
Tara Reid is a corpse of a woman all thanks to being a perpetual party girl…it has been spring break since she finished American Pie and made a few millions…and now she’s pushing 40, having a resurgence in her career and figures it’s time to do some bikini selfies because she’s not fat…but still looks so fucking disgusting that I love it…but I always like starving crackheads posing with COKE… She represents a better time, but I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and it is funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…looking to weak to run. This is porn to me…She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is.. Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….
Audrina Patridge is back and I guess he show isn’t doing so well – because she’s shooting scenes for it in a bikini. I guess whoring herself out to The Hills has taught her a very valuable life lesson, and that is that if you get half naked, especially with a rocking’ body. People will notice. It is the whole reason her dad bought her tits at 16, when he realized she was too fucking stupid to do anything else and I guess it works, considering she’s been virtually unknown since The Hills…and I guess at least she’s trying, even if she should have found a billionaire to marry so that she stops polluting the media with her existence…oh well. Bikini! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE
These pictures are apparently of Jodie Foster, I have no idea if that’s true, but they are obviously not very recent. Someone emailed them to me saying that they were pics that her mom shot of her when she was 18 to send to a producer to get her a job…because even in the 70s or 80s…producers were sleazy fucks who wanted to fuck the girls they cast and the girls the cast were usually the ones who wanted to gig the most… I guess, in retrospect, when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry, you mom shooting nudes of you is probably one of the better things that she’s done for you….you know it involves less emotional abuse than actually selling you off to the industry… Maybe that’s why she’s a lesbian….:)
I don’t care that Kaley Cuoco just brokered what is apparently a 100 million dollar deal for the Big Bang Theory. I get how Hollywood works, 30% of it is going to agents and management, 50% to taxes. So she’s only left with 35 million dollars…which seems like a lot, but when it was supposed to be 100 million it’s pretty shitty and works out to be 10 million a year. Hollywood makes stupid money, and every time I am on a plane, which isn’t often but it happens, I would say 50 percent of people are watching this fucking show. It’s some Josie and the Pussy Cat shit… If they can afford to pay her that kind of money, just imagine what the producers, creators, the studio are making…billions. It’s only crazy because it is crazy Kaley Cuoco. If she was a CEO of a billion dollar company, it’d be pocket change…I guess killing off John Ritter paid off. I am sure her husband is pretty happy about this though. He just made 17.5 million dollars and all he had to do was fuck her round ass proper…here’s to winning. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Sarina. I scanned over her INSTAGRAM and she seems to be one of those free spirit, nudist, armpit hair rocking’, cool chick with a tattooed boyfriend…and massive tits…who doesn’t mind showing off said tits…and I think she’s perfectly fucking lovely…. At least in see pics C-Heads …where she’s topless in cars, topless in overalls, topless in bikinis, just topless…at least that’s all I am seeing because her boobs are so big and lovely…they are speaking directly to my “mother didn’t breast feed me enough” part of my soul… Let’s see what else she has in her bag of tricks for us, because so far so good.
Her name is Sarina. I scanned over her INSTAGRAM and she seems to be one of those free spirit, nudist, armpit hair rocking’, cool chick with a tattooed boyfriend…and massive tits…who doesn’t mind showing off said tits…and I think she’s perfectly fucking lovely…. At least in see pics C-Heads …where she’s topless in cars, topless in overalls, topless in bikinis, just topless…at least that’s all I am seeing because her boobs are so big and lovely…they are speaking directly to my “mother didn’t breast feed me enough” part of my soul… Let’s see what else she has in her bag of tricks for us, because so far so good.
Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes…. Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look… We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her… She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does… Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..
PENTHOUSE is a legendary publication. Along with Playboy and Hustler, they innovated the genre of nude photography in magazines for men to buy in local magazine stands to go home to jerk off with… It is a magazine that I was always a huge fan of because they showed the pink…and a magazine that has influenced where fashion nudity is today…now that Nudity is everywhere… So I am going to be showcasing as many of the PENTHOUSE PETS that I can for old times.. Tonight’s is a babe named Shyla Jennings, who lost her virginity at 15. She was born in 1985. And she’s a porn chick…but she’s also posted for Penthouse…showing the pink…which isn’t saying much since you can see her hardcore lesbian porn – but you can see her dirtier pics HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE