Miley has tapped into her hick roots…and got herself a pig, like she was back on the farm her diner working stripper mother grew up on while plotting how to get knocked up by achy breaky 3 weeks after achy breaky was released…creating this lovely brat…who although is annoying – is far more interesting than the other tween trash out there… She named it Bubba Sue, but she looks more like a Kate Upton. Here she is taking a shit… Here she is photoshopped onto a white Nicki Minaj…
Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still… I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span… Either, she’s lovely as fuck…
I always find it a serious waste of fucking time when companies pay girls like Edita Vilkeviciute to be the face or body of their campaigns…we are talking a seriously boatload of money to pretty much do nothing but stand around in lingerie…especially when said girl GETS NAKED FOR FREE .. It would be far more interesting if these campaigns starred girls who weren’t willing to ever get naked for a photoshoot but the company just named the whore price, you know where the girl breaks at her moral and value compass and takes the fucking money… Where is the fun in a girl I’ve seen named making 100k for this shit, I want girls who I’ve never seen naked getting paid whatever their breaking point is to get half naked…probably way less than 100k… It would be a more interesting social experience, and the pics would be better than this boring shit that annoys me that they haven’t pushed her out of her model comfort zone a little more…I mean they are paying her, they should own her.
Kesha was on the beach…luckily…not in a bikini…because that rehab body, even if better than it once was…is still not where it needs to be…it’s like put that shit away, stop flapping’ it around…maybe even put some pants on…I thought you weren’t supposed to get Gremlins wet… Good one right… Here’s a video of her that will make you want to punch yourself int he dick…. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
When you’re given a fat model…you gotta make magic…by covering her the fuck up… And that’s exactly what ELLE did…they are like “Shit, we have to book Kate Upton to keep a good relationship with the agency, and she’s relevant, but she’s so fucking fat, we shoot models, we’re not used to this”… Then some fag, comes up with the genius “let’s cover that monster up”…”throw cake at her to distract her, she’ll have no fucking clue”…. To see her massive fat girl tits at the Detroit Tigers/Yankees game CLICK HERE
I don’t know who Miriam Adler is. I am guessing she’s one of these LA aspiring models who probably has a massive following on instagram, or who is trying to get a massive following on instagram, doing the same kind of thing so many other girls are doing…getting naked in photoshoots… This one is by DEREK WOOD . I dig his vibe. I am just a cynical asshole who thinks a lot of pictures look the same…and a lot of models look the same…I’ve been overexposed but that doesn’t make me a hater…it just makes me bitter and hard to impress…It’s like girl in bikini, girl showing boobs, grainy filter… I get it. I like that it happens. It’s a strength in numbers, so many girls are doing it that other girls are getting into it, thing….Everyone is a model, thanks to Instagram, and I am okay with it. I will look at the pics. I will email the model and ask her on dates. The whole concept of celebrities that some out of touch exec chose makes no sense to me… This shoot was for C-Heads
I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying. With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars. A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is… You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way. She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…
I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying. With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars. A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is… You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way. She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…
Drunk girls are amazing. They are fun. In fact they are the only girls I have ever really known or had sex with. Sober girls are just dull, boring, uptight, angry and not down to sit on my face on a park bench because I’ve convinced them I’m shooting an MTV pilot using my iPhone…you see drunk girls…along with running into things…are also very easy to convince to do things…naked things…and not feel like a predator…because I’m broke as fuck, it’s not like I bought them those drinks…they have to take responsibility for themselves…and their actions…and their intake…I’m just an innocent bystander with my own agenda that they don’t have to participate in if they really don’t want to…all I do is ask. Either way, funny video.
Shay Mitchell is starting to improve her instagram game. I guess she realizes that she’s insanely famous on the internet thanks to being on some really popular show. We’re talking more famous than a lot of people, because little kids use the internet and social media and that’s why we are all fucking doomed… Because here she is posting an innocent little hipster outfit. Some short shorts, some thigh high boots….that hipster dressing girls may not realize is some fetish gear for us old as fuck dudes who grew up in the late 80s and 90s…where ass cheeks and thigh highs were enough to jerk off to…or maybe they do realize it…and this is all part of their seduction. It’s working.