Lindsay Lohan released this Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie on her Instagram because the paparazzi don’t fight to get pics of her anymore, so she figures she’ll just self promote the shit and get the same level of feedback and attention from her audience directly… Even if that isn’t “real” celebrity, or fame, or relevance, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she’s still worth looking at in a bikini…showing off her tits… I think people from all walks of life can embrace these for what they are…a bikini selfie and not bother worrying about anything else…whether she’s Lindsay Lohan today and not Lindsay Lohan 5 years ago, when I would probably masturbate to this…she’s still tits bent over in a bikini posted to her account for attention…and I like that behavior always… TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
A lot of people have the wrong idea about me. Mainly feminists. They think I am the root of all evil and that I hate women, sure I make fun of vapid girls who exploit themselves, but encourage, support, offer advice, and I am friends with regular girls who aren’t these attention seekers on a quest to be a hot model, or actress or whatever it is all these idiots I write about do.. The truth is, I actually love women…real women, inspiring women, entrepreneurial and hard working women, good mothers and fucking leaders and anyone who puts a little effort into doing good and making a difference beyond stripping down for a camera for some money before fucking a rich guy for security… The women I mock on the site, are the Feminist enemy, not the guy who mocked them…so in a lot of ways, I am a feminist too, I just go about it from a way better angle… So in loving everything about women…I am all about their vaginas…Some guys like ass, some like tits, some like asshole, some like legs, some like blondes, some like Black girls…I like vagina…all vagina… So a year ago I put out THIS VAGINA SHIRT ….partially as a gag for dudes to ask girls in bars what their number was…leading to sex and love…so that I could be like Match.com and celebrate all the marriages the site is responsible for…. But it turns out, girls actually liked THIS VAGINA SHIRT because it was empowering that pictures of vaginas they don’t normally see in porn were being celebrated… It was like “you don’t need an inny to have a pussy or to sit on my face” kind of thing…you don’t need to have labia reduction to celebrate your pussy, embrace your pussy, and if you don’t want to, let me embrace it…with my mouth… My good friend, Sam Jones, liked the message of THIS VAGINA SHIRT and took to the streets of New York to ask people about vagina, all while celebrating her vagina…and I’m really happy to be part of something so fucking relevant, amazing, inspiring, all based on the one thing I like…pussy. JOIN THE VAGINA CHART – EMBRACE YOUR VAGINA – MOVEMENT Buy THIS VAGINA SHIRT Buy THIS VAGINA SHIRT
Kendall Jenner is a Kardashian, therefore she is a product of porn, but more importantly, the devil’s womb, who has exploited her since she was young and continues to exploit her, but at least with this one, she actually likes the whole modelling thing, because she’s tall and lean and built to model…and really being a model is the best job for a rich kid because it requires doing absolutely nothing and getting paid insane amounts of money… The world is doomed, our priorities fucked, but Kendall Jenner got the cover of Love Magazine and people care… Also for Love Magazine is this GEM Cara DElevingne doing LL COOL J….. TO SEE some more Kendall in Paparazzi Pics CLICK HERE
Ashley Sky is one of the original instagram models. Most people who don’t use instagram, probably have no idea who she is. I doubt she’s really made much money off her instagram hustle, but she’s probably met a lot of rich people…. The rumor is that she apparently had some rich black boyfriend who pumped money into her and her brand…basically promoting her and doing PR for her. She got into a few mags, but really nothing all that substantial. Then hundreds or thousands of other girls diluted her instagram hustle…leaving her one of the many no names with a big audience… I heard she’s no single, living in LA, trying to make it, and what better way than to let Terry Richardson cum on her face, with his camera… You see, he’s kind of a big deal.
Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ 16 year old sister, who is following Kate Moss’ lead, not necessarily because she is as hot as Kate Moss, but I guess is much cleaner, virginal, fresher smelling and looking than Kate Moss, because she hasn’t been through all the cocaine and A-Listers…like a clone re-issued into the world to give us more MOSS, not that the other MOSS has MOSS growing on her TWAT… The pics are by Michael Avedon , who is one of America’s best known photographer’s grandson…which I find kinda cool for whatever reason…even if I generally hate nepotism…or leveraging your name to get ahead, when really I shouldn’t…it’s like make whatever you can work for you…that’ goes for you too LOTTIE… They are for Calvin Klein, who I guess is going back to his Larry Clark Kids style shoots that got him attention in the 90s, before AMerican Apparel ripped him off with their brand of shock.. I like to think, there’s room for all these corporate perverts…right here…on this site…Keep on bringing the sleaze motherfuckers.
Hilary Duff has been working out hard the last few months – since her divorce that I don’t think ever happened, because bratty billionaires are overdramatic and need to cause conflict in their lives to stay interesting…especially when said billionaires are pro athletes along with being billionaires…because they like seeing other dudes naked…since you know it’s not for the money… She’s also a Scientologist… But More importantly…she’s in a bikini….a fit, broad shouldered, thick and muscular mom who believes in Aliens so much that she invests money into a church for aliens all half naked… I approve.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Once upon a time, I brought a kids’ Hello Kitty bathing suit and a box of Ramen noodles to my friend THE Headhuntr and suggested he put actress Sara Malakul Lane into it…for a GALORE MAGAZINE ….and this is the magic that happened… For those of you who don’t know Galore, they are the probably the best fashion magazine’s out there…producing compelling shoots and doing it big…I am a huge fan of their work and what they have been doing so it’s amazing to have been involved in this… You can see some of their other HERE TO SEE THE INTERVIEW CLICK HERE
The other day I targeted Jessica Alba in what would be considered whore Shaming, if I was accusing her or dissing her for being a slut, when clearly she’s the opposite of a slut, and more of the kind of girl who traps her boyfriend who is trying to escape her with pregnancy…twice. I was more talking about how she’s managed to use her body, to get movie roles, that she’s never naked in, to establish fame, that she’s leveraged into a lifestyle brand for babies, that she probably makes a ton of money on and does minimal work on, because that’s who these people are coddled, some other dude is just leveraging her to be the on staff spokesperson and face to make him billions, not to mention she’s mexican, and Mexican’s don’t work…which is some way is prostitution… But that was before I stared at her mom ass in a bikini for the last hour. It’s pretty fucking good…even if I knew babies weren’t shat out of it for personal gain…I’m talking husbands and dollars….kind of like these pics of her hugging her man, because they are so in love, and they are the ideal husband and wife, when they probably don’t even share the same bedroom in the house, because this shit is a fucking business…. I mean cuddling on the beach, so in love, suck my dick…this is some fake ass hired paparazzi shit to sell organic diapers, or whatever her bullshit is…. But that ass…is pretty fucking good… I’m so torn between loving and hating this, I think I’ll just settle with indifference and not giving a fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Our friend JAKO PHOTOGRAPHY from Czech Republic, rounded up some Eastern European #stepGIRLS to wear some of our DRUNKENSWEATSHOP GEAR … Sure this isn’t exactly what I would be doing with girls in Eastern Europe. I mean they are just so fucking hot, willing and eager…probably why some of the best porn is out of Eastern Europe…but who needs porn when you have #stepGIRLS… All this to say, we keep going more and more international….watch out, or just look at the pics, it’s probably easier. FOLLOW JAKO PHOTOGRAPHY on Instagram – He’s Amazing.
Tosca Dekker is amazing. She did this nude shoot for what I think is a magazine produced by a department store in Lebanon….where she got naked on the beach – despite Lebanon being one of those conservative Arab countries that killed off all the Christians in the 80s…you’d think their department store / fashion magazine would be a lot more ninja and a lot less hot blonde model…but I guess Lebanon is more liberal when it comes to Sexuality than America… It’s like they allow nipple in magazines, that don’t need to be considered top shelf, magazine store porn…because naked women are nice to look at…and to me represent all that is good in the world…
