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Stella Hudgens in her Bikini Top of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the less famous, possibly better looking, at least younger and less damaged version of her monkey-like sister with the big bush, even though I like big Bush, sister Vanessa Hudgens…and she’s in a bikini… I don’t really know if this is exciting or not, because I find everything boring, but I do know she’s an 18 year old who lives in her sister’s shadow, even though her sister hasn’t really made that much money in the business, her actual celebrity is pretty huge…and any sister in the shadow of her sister will usually rebel to make even a little noise to get noticed… I don’t know if that’s what is happening here, but I do know she’s in a bikini… I know, journalism at it’s finest. Don’t blame me, blame society as a whole for making us idiots who need to feed off fluffy bullshit like who is in a bikini, or what size tits a bitch has, instead of real life issues, like how tight her pussy is or whether she does anal, which she probably does, all the under 25 year olds do.

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Debby Ryan is a Red Carpet Face of the Day

#451203370 / gettyimages.com I don’t really give a fuck about red carpets, I find the whole process of elitism pretty ridiculous, like these motherfuckers are important, or more important than you because some asshole put them on some guest list bullshit…not to mention the idea of laying down a red carpet for anything other than some noble prince dismounting his carriage to enter the palace because he’s got too much fucking money and a kingdom of idiots to lay down red carpet so that his feet don’t touch peasant concrete…is just fucking annoying…and played out…like limos… You see there was a time when the rich and famous could afford limos and driver, and now it is available to every white trash mom on her 40th birthday…it kind of lacklustre… Either way, her name is Debby Ryan and she attended some event that she looked thrilled to be attending as she made zero fucking emotions with her face and that for some reason is really funny to me…is she medicated, is she a robot, does she want to be at home and her PR and stage mom are making her do this, is this just her autistic way… Either way, she looks like a boring fuck. #451203138 / gettyimages.com #451189508 / gettyimages.com

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Girls Plot Fake Murder Via Text Message, Thwart Annoying Bus Snooper

As a general rule, text messages are pretty funny. Take the time Justin Bieber told Selena Gomez to keep her talentless p–sy away from him . Or take these 19 Text Message Fails by Mom . Or take the following amazing exchange, in which one girl complains to her friend that some shady dude on the bus is looking over her shoulder and reading her phone messages. What awesomely evil plan does the friend come up with? We should plot a fake murder and see how he reacts! And that’s exactly what they do. Flip through the following screen grabs to see the plot unfold and to learn how the snooper responds… Fake Murder Text Messages 1. So it begins…

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Jennette McCurdy Trashes Ex on Twitter: He’s So Ugly I Want to Cry!

File this one under unexpectedly harsh criticism from a Nickelodeon star: Earlier this month,  Jennette McCurdy dissed Ariana Grande in an effort to get out from under her ex-co-star’s shadow. Now she’s turned her (negative) attention to an anonymous (and apparently fugly) ex-boyfriend: “Sometimes I look at old photographs of my ex and I want to cry because he was so ugly,” McCurdy tweeted. McCurdy dated Andre Drummond of the Detroit Pistons last year, and given the contentious nature of their breakup, many have wondered if McCurdy’s comments are directed at him. It wouldn’t be the first time that McCurdy has publicly dissed Drummond, and some have even suggested that Drummond leaked the McCurdy lingerie selfies that hit the Internet back in March. Of course, it’s possible that Jennette didn’t have Drummond in mind when she posted the tweet. Sadly, we’ll never know for sure which one of her exes McCurdy was targeting.  In fact, it may have just been a joke meant for no one in particular (we doubt it). In any event, the whole “ugly” affair gives us an excuse to ogle Jennette’s racy pics again, and in the end isn’t that all that really matters? The answer is yes. Yes, it is: Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Photos 1. Jennette McCurdy Underwear Pic This appears to be a photo of Jennette McCurdy in her underwear. The only question: Who leaked it?

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Apparently this is Dakota Fanning’s Ass of the Day

Dakota Fanning is no longer the 7 year old creepy kid who was pretending she was in her mid 40s… Now she’s over 18, but her ass is pretending it is in her mid 40s…. At least that is what I am seeing here…from a movie called Very Good girls….that did some film festival run and that is now hitting select theatres in what I assume is her big “I’m a real actor, this is a real movie, with a good story, to maintain some credibility” script… Here’s the trailer, even though her ass

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Apparently this is Dakota Fanning’s Ass of the Day

Apparently this is Dakota Fanning’s Ass of the Day

Dakota Fanning is no longer the 7 year old creepy kid who was pretending she was in her mid 40s… Now she’s over 18, but her ass is pretending it is in her mid 40s…. At least that is what I am seeing here…from a movie called Very Good girls….that did some film festival run and that is now hitting select theatres in what I assume is her big “I’m a real actor, this is a real movie, with a good story, to maintain some credibility” script… Here’s the trailer, even though her ass

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Ashley Smith is a Busty Trick for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Ashley Smith, she’s been modelling forever, but only recently did she start getting any real attention, that’s not to say she wasn’t always making models, it’s just to say that I used to follow her on instagram and harass her, before being deleted by her and blocked by her, as girls do when they can’t deal with the burning love they have for me…you know when my romantic advances upset their boyfriends…but since those days, she’s got a following, still has awesome huge tits and a gap and despite our love never materializing through instagram, like it has with so many other girls I’ve had sex with, I still believe there is hope for us. HEre she is in unFLOP magazine by our friend and photographer SILJA MAGG Good times were had by all, but I’d like more nipple.

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Kate Compton for Treats! of the Day

Photographer LUCIMA and Videographer Chris Vongsawat shot this amazing fucking video with a girl I follow on instagram called Kate Compton for our friends and geniuses over at TREATS! MAGAZINE who know how to get a good looking model naked…for art. This video is intense and amazing.

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Hayden Panettiere Proves a Point of the Day

So Hayden Panettiere posted this tweet: Didn't know paparazzi traveled with a carnival fun house mirror app on their cameras : / #whoknew ! pic.twitter.com/1tqrbTgnzS — hayden panettiere (@haydenpanettier) June 23, 2014 I assume she’s not too happy that the paparazzi made her look like a bloated troll on his way to hobbit land or whatever the fuck trolls do…because she went to the trouble to post the picture and be like “they be making me look fat”…yes Hayden Panettiere is a black woman in my mind…a black woman who loves the D…and goes for the gold with a 7 foot tall boxer who you know would rip her apart if she wasn’t so eager, accepting, and big vaginaed on such a small frame… So she went and put on a spandex outfit to prove her point and the whole thing – pretty fucking weird…I guess the hormonal bitch wants to maintain sex appeal that I feel she never had… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maggie Duran and Others for Purienne of the Day

Purienne is one of the better and more relevant hipster erotica photographers to come out the last decade. He takes a lot of hot, young, models and gets them posing naked for fashion and all the girls are down cuz he’s Purienne, and known in that world…the world of hipster erotica for fashion… He runs a magazine called MIRAGE that’s filled with glossy images of babes…and I’m not sure if these pics…are for that magazine One of the girls is MAGGIE DURAN , a model I follow on Instagram, because I love her and want her to have my babies, or at least have unprotected sex with, because condom’s are for pussies and I’m too old to catch anything from these young girls, that I don’t already have, even ones who sleep around a lot…not to say Maggie Duran sleeps around a lot, as far as I’m concerned she’s a delicate virgin sent from heaven…stop looking at her vagina.. I don’t even know which one of these girls is Maggie Durann…I am bad at this game…but they are all hot.

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