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Rita Ora’s Amazing Mesh Dress of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

#451015114 / gettyimages.com Our good friend Rita Ora, who some of you may say we’ve never met, so how could she be our good friend, and you’re right, but I don’t leave my house, I talk to a pug all day, and figure this is the internet, I can pretend she’s my good friend if I want to, what are you gonna do, arrest me…or shun me for the lies…I mean I used to pretend I was an 18 year old girl and make old men sext me before calling them gay after breaking the news to them…before realizing that it was pretty gay that I was pretending to be a girl and sexting dudes… Either way, Rita Ora was brought in as a back-up Rihanna in the event Riahnna crashed and burned. She hasn’t done much yet, and everything she does seems like an Rihanna impersonation, you know practice for when she has to work Hollywood Boulevard after all the rich men she dates dump her cuz she’s old and not Rihanna… She’s wearing her Jeremy Scott for Moschino fetish gear in public, and I dig it…so let The Rihanna impersonation continue!! #451014752 / gettyimages.com #450993128 / gettyimages.com #450992788 / gettyimages.com #450992744 / gettyimages.com #450992748 / gettyimages.com #450992700 / gettyimages.com

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Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that not all instagram workout videos are created equal. This one is what I like to call fitness porn…because there is nothing practical in watching this…other than the boner or sex thought it may give you…but as far as I’m conceded those aren’t so practical…especially not when you work at a daycare. Not that I work at a daycare, but that would be the worst place to experience this video, it could get you arrested… I don’t know who the “model” is, but I assure you, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing here…she just knows the instagram grey area…Don’t show spread asshole, that’s porn, but do fitness in a thong and it is just encouraging healthy living..intense…

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Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson was trying to avoid the paparazzi the other day, so she decided to take advantage of the erotic pose of her in dress with her tits busting out, and pose for her husband and baby daddy, we like to call “Lottery Winner”… I guess a slimmed down Jessica Simpson is still hot enough to look at when busting out of her dress, if you can see past the fact that her dumb as shit brain you all laughed at is worth over a billion dollars thanks to middle of the road fashions at K-Mart…making her smarter than any of you…which is something that people have killed themselves for less depressing and disappointing facts…. In fascinating “Simpson” news…Ashlee Simpson has no ass …which is convenient because it mateches her career. Life in the shadow of her half retard sister..To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Kelly Osbourne’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fat Kelly Osbourne decided to flash her ass in a thong to instagram, and unlike my instagram when I post a thong, she wasn’t deleted, because she’s Kelly Osbourne and in turn a huge TV star and by huge, I mean literally huge, I remember her in the fat years, and no matter what color her hair is, she’ll always be that hungry thing feeding… I am sure she’s a lovely person, I mean how could someone mooning the internet, living off a trust fund, pretty much set for life, yet still working be a bad person. This is the kind of thing we want from a girl…so if anything…I should be celebrating her….yet for some reason I hate this, but I’d still buy the panties…if she was to sell them on ebay for charity…and I guess so would every Ozzy fan who loves him so much that masturbating to his daughter…is less gay and even less weird, but barely…than masturbating to him…

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Chanel Iman’s Model Fitness Program of the DAy

Posted on June 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Chanel Iman, she’s some Victoria’s Secret affirmative action model, you know the black one to replace Tyra, since they haven’t really had a famous black one since Tyra, and black people wear Victoria’s Secret, probably just as much as white girls, at least according to my snap chat, because a black girl sent me 10 snap chats of her trying on bras at Victoria’s Secret, and like lazy perverts everywhere, I can’t see much more accurate research than snap chat… Either way, she’s jumped on the “hey I’m a model and I hate posting selfies, let’s find a practical application to my otherwise vapid life, oh I know, workout videos”…bandwagon on instagram….and it turns out, i like watching her workout…

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Afra for American Apparel of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Afra…which I assume is not her real name, is one of the American Apparel hipster recruits pre-Dov Charney, the founder and creative mind behind it, got fired…for being a pervert… The interesting thing in all this is that he is no longer needed to head the band, everyone in the world is wearing their clothes and taking pics in their style, and more importantly showing their nipples on the street. It has been a hugely influential brand, that is the Gap of the youth generation of today, and is not going anywhere, because this is how I assume take pics of themselves for their instagram without the need of some creeper in his 40s to coax them…. His job is done, his impact and legacy left behind in nipples we would normally never see, lightening up the entire world…and that’s pretty impressive… Most perverts I know just sit at home and masturbate all day, few hire and fuck and photograph their half naked staff…pretty good hustle he had… Here’s Afra…in a tribute series to Dov Charney that starts now, but continues every time I leave the house.

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Elvis’ Granddaughter and Cara Delevingne of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not going to speculate that Cara Delevingne and Riley Keough, probably better known as the heiress to the Elvis fortune who keeps busy by modelling like other socialites and rich kids…like Cara Delevigne because it gives justification to their constant partying, sleeping in, not getting an education, and really just leeching off the family money while they have fun and pose for pictures…are lesbians.. They are just two young girls, playing with Teddy bears, probably the intro scene of many lesbian pornos, not that I would know, since lesbian porn bores me and is anticlimactic…literally.. I assume, this is what all girls do when pants less and in mesh tops hanging on plywood…right? I like to think this isn’t a jab at Michelle Rodriguez, because no one I know strategically uses social media to get back at exes, ever… What it comes down to is that if they aren’t gay, this is pretty fucking gay.

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Samantha Gradoville Boring Catalog Bikini Pics of the DAy

Posted on June 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Samantha Gradoville is some model…and here she is in some catalog pics that like all catalog pics are uninspiring, even shitty and boring, but still featuring a tight bodied model in a bikini, with nipples and pussy definition photoshopped out…it lacks a lot of rawness or artistic creative direction that people could jerk off to…but here it is anyway, cuz it’s still a model in a bikini… I prefer when she’s NAKED FOR FASHION

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Erin Cummings Grabbing her Tits of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Erin Cummmings is some 36 year old actress from Texas who has been around the block a few times, from being in Charmed, a show that used to be on TV, 20 fucking years ago…to a bunch of other random shit that doesn’t matter…but what does matter is her Instagram picture, of some random medical procedure that I guess is a perfect segue to posting a pic of her grabbing her tits in her favorite bra…which I guess is as good as any reason to post your picture of you grabbing your tits in your bra, it’s totally not slutty, it’s science people…and they hypothesis is that despite being 36, she’s not too old to stare at them tits…

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Julianne Hough Pussy Shot of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough put on a flesh colored body suit, imitated Miley, and in the process flashed what looks like serious pussy definition, something that I consider to be pornographic, because it is one of my favorite things to look at when I see girls in bikinis or panties…or leggings… I guess it is the female bulge that excites me more than a set of tits, cleavage or a hot ass…whatever….I can gauge the meatiness of the vagina and thus decide how badly I want to bury my face in the motherfucker… So this costume is fantasic for me, even if better without the flesh colored bullshit, because most of the time when I look at pussy definition, I prefer if it was pussy lip… Sure I have no idea who Julianne Hough is, but she’s performing at a Florida casino so she must be really top level famous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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