You know Karlie Kloss as the outcast Victoria’s Secret model. The socially awkward, weird looking one with no real body who is potentially having sex with Taylor Swift… She’s obscure, awkward, tall and skinny, and despite loving tall and skinny, I find her sex appeal non existent..… She’s the one who came out of the fashion world and who everyone says “what the fuck is that”…but who makes a ton of fucking money being “what the fuck is that”….because I guess she’s good at it…and owns it and if you have what was probably considered a birth defect being a 6 foot 5 tall woman..worked out for her…like Downs Syndrome worked for Chris Burke… And for some reason, I think she looks great in these Vogue pics…
Nicki Minaj shared a clip from her new video to the world…and the world would like to thank for that..I mean the one thing we’ve all been waiting for all these years is a Teaser for a Nicki Minaj music video…like shit was a summer blockbuster or some shit…even when the song isn’t even that good and Nicki Minaj’s relevance, despite her rebrand, isn’t that relevant…the only reason I even encourage her is because she’s gone the naked big titty slut route…a route I like girls to take…and not because I am at the end of that route, ready to run them off the road to have my way with them like it was a horror movie, but because I don’t mind looking at the pics that come from their silly behavior…
Elsa Hosk is a newer Victoria’s Secret model from Sweden who has done a lot of titties for Fashion stuff in order to get this level of stardom…you know that million dollar a year contract… Now she’s modelling for Marc Jacobs, because Victoria’s Secret, like any good pimp who get’s 50% of a girls sideline work, likes to whore them out…and I think she offers a valuable lesson to girls everyone… If you don’t want a day job, but you do want people to pay you lots of money…but more importantly, you want people to like you and give you attention, because ultimately, the money doesn’t matter if you’re hot, you’ll just marry rich… All you need to do is start showing your tits, and the world will come to you..
Some Playground Car Chase Weirdness… Crazy Bus Accident… 3 Month Old McDonald McDouble…. GoPro Helmet Cam Robbery at Gunpoint is Jokes The Ambulance Wreck That Will Be Made into a Dubstep Remix – IF this was 4 Years Ago The Racist Stripper Who Went Viral…insane…
Renee Olstead may not really matter in the grand scheme of the entertainment industry. I mean I can’t really place her without googling her for her actual work. What I remember her for is the self shot nudes her team leaked a solid 4 years ago after she lost a bunch of weight, in an era when self shot nudes would lead to fame and fortune…at least that’s the objective… SEE HER LEAKED NUDES HERE – THEY ARE AMAZING Now I don’t know if that’s actually her, because I have no idea who she is, but I do know these are some pics of her behind the scenes at a photoshoot, her big titties and all, and after seeing what could be her nude, I feel like I know her well enough to support her on her endeavours…even when they aren’t as interesting as her shoving objects in her vag. SEE HER LEAKED NUDES HERE – THEY ARE AMAZING
I don’t know who the fuck Nina Dobrev is, but I googled her, she’s in Vampire Diaries and is probably at the top of her game…but in the event they try to deport her Russian Canadian ass…and she has to start from scratch…you know build shit back up again so she doesn’t end up building Igloos and Maple Syrup back home while I watch, she is capable of sexual positions that will surely help her on her quest for more fame and fortune…because if I was working the casting couch and a bitch pulled this off…ideally nude..I’d give her the job…but then again, I’ve let girls control me with their vaginas since the 80s. It’s my thing. Here she is on the red carpet SHOWING TITS
Meg Dailey is another one of these not yet famous, but willing to put in the work, even if it’s just for a few instagram pics, models I love, because they are easy going enough to get naked for the right project, which is usually any project, whether they have massive tits like this Meg Dailey or not..because these is how models happen and I’m so glad that has become accepted fact, because tits aren’t a big deal, This is a movement I’ve been a part of since day one….Nudity is not porn….even if it gets me kicked off Instagram 4 or 5 times, even if it gets me deleted off Friendster, Myspace, Facebook twice…. I’ve been an ambassador of nudity since day one…I have celebrated tits…in 2004 when I started, I could have easily made DrunkenStepfather a site that wasn’t called Drunkenstepfather, that wasn’t committed to the sleaze and nudity of our world…and I would probably be sitting on a yacht. But I’m not in it for the yacht, I’m in it for the tits…there were times I would be arguing with advertisers when I cared saying “do you think your boss doesn’t jerk off or watch porn you hypocrite asshole”…now I’ve just accepted that they don’t want to give me money, but the world gives me something much greater than that…no, not recognition or fame, or even support from anyone…but rather girls like this lovely and delicate flower Meg Dailey ….and her tits. Source SOURCE
Torrie Wilson was a wrestler, but not the kind of wrestler I like, you know the drunk slutty single mother who wants to make the 150 dollar prize money at the local bar mud wrestling event to pay for her babies formula…the easier kind of wrestler to leg lock or get choked out by – because she’s pretty much given up, even when she’s too white trash to realize she’s given up… Torrie Wilson is more of a wrestler who was hired as more of a model or Glamour girl that the WWF threw into the mix to make watching wrestling a less gay experience… It was like – put girls in the mix, get the more homophobic trailer park dwellers something to justify the boners they get watching wrestling because they “aren’t fucking fags”…according to them, even though watching wrestling is some faggy ass behavior… I mean, I know a lot of gay guys who would be able to masturbate to that shit, but in their defence all the gay guys I know are fucking perverts who can masturbate to anything with at least one testicle… Either way, Torrie Wilson, is on the beach in a bikini and not fat. Awesome…or is it?
I don’t’ realize why everyone is so concerned about Rihanna showing her nipples and ass crack at some CFDA event. This is not the 90s or the early 2000s at the Superbowl when Janet Jackson decided to show the world her tit to help Justin Timberlake’s solo career. This is not Lohan or Britney flashing their vaginas outside a night club when medicated….This is Rihanna. Some Bajan hooker turned popstar, who has shown her nipple and ass countless times before. Not to mention, this is the porn generation where nipples and ass aren’t a thing, and hardcore double anal is the only thing she could do to be shocking…I mean Miley, or anyone else showing nipples doesn’t even phase us…. Not that I am complaining, I don’t think exhibitionism is ever played out and I think all girls should show me their ass cracks and nipples, whether it is in some classy fashion event way, for some cause like Demi Moore’s forgotten daughter, or while sitting on my face….it all works for me. I don’t discriminate. Nipples aren’t porn and one day the conservative ad agencies will get that. Either way, nipples or not..she’s hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE #495364773 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE #495364723 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE #495364963 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE #495359937 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE #495368811 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE #495363645 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE #495368653 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE #495364731 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jessica Hart is a busty, hot, Austrilian model gold digger who is dating, possibly engaged to Stavros, who likely has herpes from all the girl his Billionaire playboy dick has fucked…from Paris Hilton…to all the other hot famous girls he fucked…who don’t quite matter as much as Paris Hilton, since we all know she has herpes…her Valtrex was posted on the internet years ago…she has herpes… I’ve interacted with Stavros at least once or twice. THe first was when I got his phone number from the same cellphone hack that gave us Paris Hilton’s Herpes prescription…and we texted back and forth for at least a month or two…He even got me into random parties – thinking I was some other friend of his who I guess had the same area code. It was jokes. Then last year, I got invited by a friend, who probably shouldn’t have invited me, but invited me anyway, to his hotel room party…and Jessica Hart was no where around…in fact no girls were around…not even hookers…just a bunch of billionaire playboys from all over the world…dancing with each other to bad music…and the whole thing…was pretty fucking strange, but I was told when you’re a billionaire, and girls like Jessica Hart flock to you…you kind of want nothing to do with them in your downtime…but I do…i want everything to do with her, herpes and all…dripping off my face…after she sits on it.
