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Danielle Lloyd’s Vegas Bikini Birthday of the DAy

Her name is Danielle Lloyd…she’s some useless Glamour model from the UK who I assume married some rich soccer player, cuz soccer players love these celebrated low level women, who look like strippers to me…and who are strippers in their own right, they just managed to fool the system and get labeled as glamour models instead of working lap dances for 10 dollars a song, even though they’d make more stripping, but the chance of bagging a closet case overpaid soccer player would have been slim to none, cuz these girls, at least in the UK are some kind of status that makes no sense to me…but that happens none the less…probably because in their trashiness, they are hot…like at Danielle Lloyd’s 45th birthday in Vegas this past weekend…not that she’s 45, her face just makes it look like she is… Useless people. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lupita Nyong’o in a Bikini of the DAy

You may remember Lupita Nyong’o as the pretty much a brand new star who came out of nowhere, not that Africa is no where, it is actually where civilization began, but in terms of Hollywood, she was a nobody, won an Oscar and is now making money, getting jobs, is a n it girl and is in Hawaii getting paparazzi-ed… And she’s being pretty funny about it – this was her caption to the above pic: The paparazzi: They got me good!!! #FirstPapStakeout #ZoomLensesSuitableForHorrorFilms She pulled a First World Problems hashtag, while being from the third world, making the whole thing that much funnier, even though her life in Africa was probably far more luxurious than any middle of America trailer park your racist ass is from…not that I know anything about that, I live in my own third world hell, but I’m not racist, because I stare at black people in bikinis as much as I stare at white people in bikinis, even though statistically more white people go to the beach, since black people don’t swim… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lupita Nyong’o in a Bikini of the DAy

Lily Allen TOpless in 2010 of the DAy

I wasn’t a fan of Lily Allen in 2010 when these pictures were taken, and I am sure as hell not a fan of her 4 years and 3 kids later…. She annoyed me then with her bullshit pop career that wasn’t one of talent, but rather one with the right connections, all quirky and bullshit that made me want to rip my ears out every time I heard her garbage… She annoys me now that she’s mocking Miley and other popstars who are at the pop star age, despite being in her 30s, and too old to really be doing this high school caliber nonsense, even if it makes her money…it’s silly and not of any value, other than that it allows her to twerk on stage with more of a reason than just wanting to twerk on stage – you know she does it cuz she is making fun of it…obviously… So seeing her tits in 2010 or now, makes no difference to me…but tits are tits and tits are worth looking at…so here are her tits…TITS! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lily Allen TOpless in 2010 of the DAy

Celeb Tricks and Their Instagram Bikini Pics Round-Up of the Day

Katy Perry Showed off a fat girl bikini, because despite her abs, her lower body is a fucking disaster…while Beyonce Nipples and Ass for TUMBLR which is close enough to instagram to me, another corporate owned produce used to steal your identity and make billions…paying Beyonce to post erotica to help make their product more relevant…hard nipples and all…which Beyonce likes because she’s on a mission to be hotter than Rihanna…even though she never will be…. Chanel Westcoast Does Instagram Bikini Pics Well because I like looking at anus as closely as I can on instagram, you know get that bikini just to the anal edge…since the asshole is the gateway to a girls soul… Christina Milian Shows Her Pubic Bone because despite being a mom, she thinks you want to know she waxes, or had laser, or doesn’t rock the hipster bush… Rumer WIllis’ New Face in a Bikini because when your mom spends millions on Plastic surgery to look better at 100 than when she was just starting out and ugly…you know the steps needed to become good enough to jerk off to… Selena Gomez Bikini for Instagram and it was boring and pudgy faced thanks to LUPUS

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Celeb Tricks and Their Instagram Bikini Pics Round-Up of the Day

Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done: Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN / GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

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Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

Phil Varones’ Swinging in Kentucky Exclusive Trailer of the Day

My GOOD friends over at VIVID.com offered me a trailer from their new sex tape with sex addict, rockstar and real life swinger, who has DONE THIS BEFORE …Phil Varone! I’ve done A 10 QUESTIONS WITH PHIL VARONE interview before…but seeing him bang regular, real, non porn girls on video is far more entertaining! Here is the press release: Varone, a veteran swinger for more than 20 years, flies around the U.S. looking for swingers to star in his wildly popular movies. “I like to cast real swingers who are recommended by other swingers, since chemistry is most important when we film a large group,” Varone says. In his new Kentucky Old Glory movie three couples plus one single female and one unattached male (Varone) show us that Kentucky has some of the hottest and naughtiest swingers in the country. “Maybe it’s the humid, subtropical climate of a state where the temperature gets up to 114 degrees that increases the urge to merge,” says Varone. “This group explores orgies, sex trains and so much more that I think it’s a good idea for viewers to hydrate before watching this wild ride.” For the first time in any of his swinging movies, Varone and one of the husbands build a “glory hole,” which he portrays in the tradition of “This Old House,” so that viewers would find it easy to build their own. “Kentucky Old Glory is the epitome of what being in the swinging lifestyle is about. Great friends, great times and great respect for the lifestyle,” Varone adds. “We’re obviously having such a good time that we know that viewers will too.” Sounds AWESOME, RIGHT…and I have the hardcore trailer…thanks to VIVID TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW OBVSIOUSLY) CLICK HERE

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Phil Varones’ Swinging in Kentucky Exclusive Trailer of the Day

31 Year Old Who Only Fucks Old People and Other Videos of the Day

Guy on a Bike of the Day Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphoby Psy featuring Snoop is the Next Song You Will Want to Kill Yourself Everytime You Hear Elevator Ride of the Day The Woman who walks into a Pillar This woman doesn’t like when guys take pictures on the beach…I think it could be fake…as she Assaults him.. Idiot VS Wheelbarrow Road Rage of the Day

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Jennifer Akerman’s 2012 TOpless Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s a fascinating story. In 2012, Jennifer Akerman, who is apparently a model related to Malin Akerman, the actress…posted topless and bottomless, but unlike most low level hookers, she didn’t show any labia, because showing labia would be slutty….while this here, this is art.. I don’t know what she’s done since 2012, I can’t be bothered to google her, so as fas as I’m concerned this is her best work, for today’s Flashback Friday, because I’m an asshole and I jump in on social media trends like a fucking drone, even though I know the government is using social media to trap us…

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Jennifer Akerman’s 2012 TOpless Photoshoot of the Day

Lily Allen Panty Flash of the DAy

Lily Allen went to an event in some Florida Housewife looking beachwear that she wore strategically to flash the world her panties…because she’s on some midlife crisis kick that stems from never being the hot popstar – leading to her acting up in public and building an entire stageshow around twerking and flashing her ass for attention, but since she can’t pull it off legitimately, she does it as a parody…parody is code for fat girl who can’t make it happen on her own – mocking pretty girl who can.. Either way, I know I wouldn’t want to sniff her panties…too many babies, abortions, obesity and missed showers…but here are her panties she wants you to see none the less…like this was the fucking glory days. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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American Apparel GIF of the Day

American Apparel posted this gif of a chubby hipster girl owning the water bottle wet t-shirt gif…. And I really liked it… It’s just a reminder that this porno generation, filled with kids who grew up watching hardcore fucking porn, thanks to the internet, is awesome… I remember when girls I went to school with freaked at the incest porn I made them watch, all wearing their Gap turtleneck and ill fit jeans.. But now bitches are in leggings, shorts, rocking sheer tops, and doing this… It’s a good time to be alive…even though it’s also fucking horrible…and we are all doomed…but at least it’s easier to masturbate to strangers…walking down the street – cuz everyone’s a model, everyone’s a slut, everyone wants attention…and I’m down to watch…

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American Apparel GIF of the Day