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Christina Milian is Trying on Bikinis for the Internet of the Day

Christina Milian is constantly posting pics of herself in a bikini on her social media, because she’s very busy at pool parties and in her bikini, despite being a mom and very important host on The Voice… I think when a girl starts posting bikini pic, on bikini pic, on bikini pic of herself, she’s clearly looking for positive male attention or affirmations that she’s ok… I guess she’s feeling insecure and ugly, or that she’s getting old and losing it along with the elasticity of her vagina thanks to baby making… Or maybe she thinks she looks great and wants to show the world that she still has it like it was the Dip It Low video, but ultimately, it’s at the point of a lot of bikini…even for someone who loves staring at girls in bikinis…not that I would ever discourage a girl from being in a bikini…but I will call her out for being desperate and luckily I love desperation…especially when coupled with my no standards, because that’s 90 percent of why I get laid…

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Christina Milian is Trying on Bikinis for the Internet of the Day

Christina Milian is Trying on Bikinis for the Internet of the Day

Christina Milian is constantly posting pics of herself in a bikini on her social media, because she’s very busy at pool parties and in her bikini, despite being a mom and very important host on The Voice… I think when a girl starts posting bikini pic, on bikini pic, on bikini pic of herself, she’s clearly looking for positive male attention or affirmations that she’s ok… I guess she’s feeling insecure and ugly, or that she’s getting old and losing it along with the elasticity of her vagina thanks to baby making… Or maybe she thinks she looks great and wants to show the world that she still has it like it was the Dip It Low video, but ultimately, it’s at the point of a lot of bikini…even for someone who loves staring at girls in bikinis…not that I would ever discourage a girl from being in a bikini…but I will call her out for being desperate and luckily I love desperation…especially when coupled with my no standards, because that’s 90 percent of why I get laid…

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Christina Milian is Trying on Bikinis for the Internet of the Day

Throwback Thursday Cindy Crawford Naked in W Magazine of the DAy

It’s Thursday, and along with my hatred of people wishing me a “Happy THursday”…I also hate seeing people’s archival footage of their shitty fucking lives on social media, with a little #TBT tag…it’s like I hardly give a fuck about you today, just keep posting butt shots, I don’t need to see you being cute on a Disney vacation with your shitty, chocolate smeared face, half retarded brother… But when Throwbacks involve tighter ass, nipples, ass, supermodels naked in bed just last year for a W Magazine Shoot they probably didn’t want to ever leak since there is nipple and she’s not retouched and looks her age…but still looks better than anything you’ve ever fucked…I totally support.. I am a hypocrite like that…here are the pics.

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Throwback Thursday Cindy Crawford Naked in W Magazine of the DAy

Dioni Tabbers Naked for Fashion of the Day

I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my ARCHIVE …something I never assumed would come in handy, but that I guess does when trying to figure out what this Dutch girl is doing and who she is… I just assumed she was a hipster model from LA, but I guess she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things or not. I’m just down with her getting topless and showing off her great tits…and I know..that she’ll end up marrying and pregnant with a rich guy, that’s just how pretty girls work…and if you were a pretty girl, I’d hope you work that way too.. THe pics are by by

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Eliza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

Eliza Gonzalez is some Mexican superstar, and as a Mexican I should probably hate her because she reminds me of my mother, only she doesn’t at all…because this hooker, unlike my mother the hooker, is lean and hot bodied, and clearly not a Mayan…I mean she’s one of those mixed mexicans who is not 100 percent me,xican by DNA, but more her European family moved to Mexico and generations later she was created…not to mention her John’s pay her more than a couple of collars for a fuck…she’s more strategic than that as she is on her quest to be the Next Sofia Vergara in America… I am not like the black guy I used to go to stripclubs with, who always hated when black strippers would go on stage, because he felt stripping was for white people, and black strippers were not being all they could be, and instead bringing down the race.. In fact, I encourage all races to walk around half naked with bodies like this…seriously, she’s fucking good.

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Eliza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor for GQ Portugal of the Day

There is a reason that Petra Nemcova survived the Tsunami and her husband or fiancé didn’t, and that reason wasn’t to help Southeast Asia with all her philanthropic work. You know like one of those people who give purpose and meaning to the traumatic event in their life. She survived the Tsunami to be fit and posing in GQ Portugal with her amazing eastern European genetics, and by amazing eastern European genetics I mean her tits…This shoot is crazy… It is the kind of shoot that makes me want to some how convince her to Tsunami all over my face with her vagina….only in this Tsunami, the only thing dying is every other woman in the world, figuratively, because that pussy may be a bad luck charm, but the rest of her is the kind of thing that looks addictive enough to want want to get pregnant. She’s a survivor, who has been through a lot, but looks better than all you lazy American girls who have never seen tragedy, struggle or despair..and that’s why I like her better than you….what I don’t like is every single man who has had sex with her…because they aren’t me, and giving her unrealistic expectations for the sex intend to have with these pics…true story.

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Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor for GQ Portugal of the Day

Mom’s Twerking While Babies Cry and Other Videos of the Day

Swedish Man in Underwear VS BEar…Shitty footage, but I still laughed… Man VS Aggressive Elephant Idiot of the Day…Running Down a Cliff Girls in their Underwear….swimming Wife Strips Husband’s GF Live in the Hood – Naked Big Girl Beats a Dude Car Wash Outfit of the Day

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Mom’s Twerking While Babies Cry and Other Videos of the Day

Miley Cyrus Instagram Dance of the DAy

A day is not a day without Miley Cyrus doing a silly dance in short shorts with her tween sister who you know is probably more fucked up than Miley, while growing up in Miley’s shadow, and learning all the awful personality traits of a spoiled girl who provided the income for the family…you know showing the young one the moves needed when she turns to a life of porn, or wherever else sisters of successful girls who no one care about go to fill their void… Fun! TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Instagram Dance of the DAy

Hayden Panettiere is Pregnant in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant, got into a bathing suit and was decent enough to not be in a bikini, because pregnant girls in bikinis, is pretty inappropriate and even disgusting, and even the most seasoned hooker knows that when you start to show, you get off fucking stage and find another way to make money, like turning tricks in your living room…. She still looks like shit, but that’s what pregnancy does to you, and is always a horrible fucking decision to take…I mean her husband’s 6 foot 8 massive penis in her 4 foot 2 frame should have been enough uterus filling for her…but no, she had to reproduce… I didn’t find her hot before, I don’t find her hot now…but here are the pics anyway… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Luci Ford for Gregorio Photography of the Day

Luci Ford is a girl who I started following on INSTAGRAM a little while ago…and it turns out that as each day passes, she posts more and more incredibly amazing pictures of herself doing that keeps getting me sucked the fuck in…and need to know more… She’s a model, make-up artist, and all around good fucking time…she’s got serious sex appeal, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve never seen a girl play with water quite like she’s playing with water…or maybe that’s exactly why I am saying it… I just know that in the ever competitive race at who will win Instagram, LUCI is in the fucking lead… These pictures almost make me want to take a shower, or even wash my clothes, but reality is, I could never do it quite as well as Luci, and for that I will look at her pics as I wallow in my cum stained filth…thanks Luci…keep em’ coming I dare you. …and by em’ I mean me…I’m dyslexic…. These are some pics of her shot by GREGORIOPHOTOGRAPHY Find out more at LuciFord.com

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Luci Ford for Gregorio Photography of the Day