I tell you what I want, what I really really want, I want to stop looking at Mel B and remembering that in 1996 I used to jerk off to her nipples in a music video..meaning 20 years later I am still looking at her, and I am not even supposed to like girls who are older than 20, let alone 20 years older than I liked them… But that ass…it’s so big…and round…and tasty…like I could choke on it or something at that fascinates me…especially know she’s had babies…it all seems so wrong…like her choice in bathing suits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is a crazy video of a dude jumping out of his classroom due to pressure from the college exams, because Chinese parents put a lot of pressure on their kids to be the best at all things they do…leaving little time to sleep…and that’s why if I ever had a kid I’d want them to be Chinese…they have more hope…unless they are this one…who is dead… If you don’t like that international news…here’s some more: Pranking in Pakistan Dog Driving Motorcycle in Colombia
Kate Winslet recently had a baby, so she’s decided to show the public what to do to not get pregnant – all with some hand gestures…fascinating how good she communicates with her body…no wonder she won the Oscar…TAKE IT ON THE FACE LIKE HOOKERS> .. That said, check out those milk filled tits, they almost make me ignore her belly…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I lost interest in Candice Swanepoel as a model…because I guess she doesn’t really do anything but the same thing over and over again…which would be comparable to you girlfriend always fucking you the same way after serving you the same thing for dinner, day after day, year after year…it’s still sex, you still get to bust, but shit get repetitive as fuck…and in Candice Swanepoel’s case, she’s not even fucking, she’s just walking around half naked…but for some reason THESE BTS PICS from a shoot worked for me…and that reason is her amazing booty. Booty that has inspired every day girls to work on their booties which inspires me to stare at their booties TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It blows my mind when people send me hate mail, especially my own friends, especially when it comes to porn chicks… Last week I was one of the first to break that THE DUKE UNIVERSITY PORN STAR was Belle Knox…who was by no means a porn star, but rather just a broken girl who did a few internet porn scenes. You see I know actual pornstars personally, and no one ever heard of this fly by night girl who had now become the ambassador of porn, intellectualizing what she does, rather than focusing on the real issue, which is that she is just a broken girl… You see, smart girls have been doing porn forever, but when they are actually smart, they know better than to pretend this is a educational journey to break down stereotypes and to propel women as a gender… So I got offended when Miriam Weeks aka Belle Knox became an expert after doing a couple of scenes, like a Youtube singer speaking for the record industry. What it comes down to is that all kinds of girls fuck on camera for money for various reasons…Some find it empowering, some have no dads, some are trying to find a platform…and some pretend to be doing it for intellectual reasons, when really they are broken girls who cut themselves and gash “FAT” in their thigh when their teen boyfriend breaks up with them…. Smart people are crazy, smart people can be sad and smart people can be broke. I stand by what I said about Belle Knox..and that doesn’t mean I don’t respect porn girls, I just call them out for the work that they do, and when it involves being slapped in the face with cock, it’s not really a feminist move… Ultimately, who cares about this nobody.
Naya Rivera from Glee looks like she got herself some tits…and her boyfriend Big Sean…looks pretty stoked about the whole thing…because when you date some candy coated girl from some shitty yet popular show…it’s nice to have her turn to the stripper dark side in a good girls gone bad storyline, even though if she’s in hollywood and cast in movies to being with, she’s probably always been a good girls gone bad situation…not that what dicks she sucked, or what color dicks she sucks, really matters, what does matter is that I don’t love implants but I’m not minding these…they are huge…go big or go home….
OK, so granted, this isn’t quite what I was hoping for when I heard Kendall Jenner posted a picture of herself in her underwear on Instagram , but hey, it’s still pretty hot, so I’ll take it. And apparently she did it because Calvin Klein sent her the pair for free. After all these years trying to get hotties to send me pictures of themselves in their underwear, I can’t believe I never thought of that move before. It’s genius! So if you’ll excuse me, I need to head out to the mall and then the post office stat. Who has a Map to the Stars I can borrow?
If you’re up to speed on Colombian news and I don’t just mean snorting coke of hooker pussy while they cry a silent cry behind their make-up and emptiness thanks to be broken…you will already have seen Juan Manuel Santos Calderón, who I assume is a drug cartel funded politician making leading his campaign trail…one weak bladder at a time…and dude does it so gracefully, with swagger like it didn’t even happen, because if you act like it didn’t other people start believing it didn’t. It’s pretty much the foundation of how girls I have sex with go on living. If you don’t like that you may like this Vietnamese Transport of the Day, that may be primitive but is much more effective than Malaysian transport….
Kelly Brook is so hit or miss. She goes from fat to skinny, dumpy to kinda hot, while the one thing that stays constant is her big fucking tits, tits responsible for her career, that you really isn’t all that much of a career, it’s not like she’s acting in real movies, or doing anything that matters, she just milks her tits, to leverage her fan base and I guess sell them shitty product…like this perfume…in a “why the fuck would you buy Kelly Brook Perfume”…kind of way. Proving that even if just moderately famous, you can make money. These instagram models are onto something.. All this to say I have seen her VAGINA STICK ITS TOUNGE OUT AT ME
I am a fan that cable TV has nudity, it’s the only way TV could really survive when put up against the porn filled internet, because there was a time when you had no choice but to jerk off to Baywatch, phone sex infomercials, and music videos…so it’s progress as a concept…but it still hasn’t happened on network TV, cuz based on the Seinfeld and Cosby porn parody, sitcoms would be better with full penetration. Here’s some nudity from TV…just because I like nudity in all medias… SOME NICHOLE BLOOM CHICK SHOWING YOU HO TO GET ON TV: EMMY ROSSUM HID HER NIPPLES STILL A WHORE: LENA DUNHAM SHOULD HAVE HID HER NIPPLES, STILL A COW : TO KEEP ON TOP OF ALL CABLE NUDITY FOLLOW THIS THREAD IN Madam Meow’s stepFORUM of Love
