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Emma Roberts Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, just posted this bikini picture to the internet, because I guess she’s tanning…and the whole thing would be more eventful if she took this pic a little more like the smoke and mirror babes of instagram, you know to make it look like she is in an opening scene to a porno and less like a sloppy bitch on her day off because she doesn’t work everyday since she’s a celebrity and a rich kid..sitting by the pool with nothing better to do…but I still dig it…because I’m easy…and because I think Emma Roberts is lovely.

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Emma Roberts Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Emma Roberts Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, just posted this bikini picture to the internet, because I guess she’s tanning…and the whole thing would be more eventful if she took this pic a little more like the smoke and mirror babes of instagram, you know to make it look like she is in an opening scene to a porno and less like a sloppy bitch on her day off because she doesn’t work everyday since she’s a celebrity and a rich kid..sitting by the pool with nothing better to do…but I still dig it…because I’m easy…and because I think Emma Roberts is lovely.

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Emma Roberts Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Barbados of the Day

Gold digger Jessica Biel who last acted in what I assume was the early 2000s, before becoming the wife to Justin Timberlake, where she spends her days playing with her dogs and doing fitness, because she pulled through and put up with him fucking groupies on the road, as long as she got the good life, and got to marry her tween popstar crush, because it felt good on her ego, probably not quite as good as her ass feels being cummed in, but I guess only Justin and a handful of other dudes she’s fucked for work know…her ass isn’t that great anymore…she needs to cross reference instagram butt models to step it up. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Biel’s Ass in Barbados of the Day

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Jeans of the Day

I don’t really like acknowledging the existence of Kim Kardashian, other than to laugh at how bad she fucks in her sex tape, yet shit got her to this level of fame…for doing nothing… I think her show represents all that is wrong in our society…I don’t think that necessarily makes her a bad person, it’s like take the money and run…but I do think that she doesn’t do any good with her visibility…See I don’t know her, she may be sweet and amazing, but what I see of her, is fucking devil work…and that devil may be her mom, who apparently has a sex tape coming out, but this bitch is an adult, so the devil lives in her… That said, I do like fat asses in tight jeans, no matter how many kids they have, no matter how jacked up their vaginas look in those jeans, no matter who they are on…because shit is comical, like a bad cartoon… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO GET HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Jeans of the Day

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

If fitness really looked like Izabel Goulart…doing fitness…I can’t imagine why anyone in world would have any job other than personal trainer or “fitness photographer”….or fitness wear designer…because this shit is so hot it makes me want to work out…luckily for me working out or breaking a sweat happens every time I get up to the bathroom.. Thank you 12 hours of internet for giving me this body no one wants…

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

The Dr Dre Burning Man Love Letter to His Wife of the Day

I don’t really know why this “Love Letter” Dr Dre wrote his wife has gone viral. Is it because he’s at Burning Man and confused, but sees opportunity to monetize off the fucking werido hippies? Is it because he’s talking about Tupac and that shit is gangster? Or is it cuz he’s talking about his girlfriend, who is now his wife’s ass… More importantly, I don’t know why I’m posting it. Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic who believes in a good love story.

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Kylie Miogue’s Sexercize Video of the Day

I feel like I did the locomotion in the late 80s, when Kylie Minogue was in her 20s, meaning that she must be in her 70s now, and for 70, she’s looking pretty good. In fact, she’s looking better than most girls in their 40s, at least in this in Gym white Leotard erotica that features twerking, humping the dildo swiss ball, it’s a real sex toy, and all kind of other moves that remind me of every time I work out… It was filmed by Roman Coppola, and they did good…It’s up on some Call On Me, work out erotica. I watched it on mute…because I don’t like Kylie Minogue’s music as much as her cancer surviving, but I will say that this makes me want to hang with more 70 year old bitches at the gym…a little geriatric aquarobics motehrfuckers.

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Sara Malakul Lane Hot on Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …I have a bit of a crush on her. Last night I told her I was going to stalk her and possibly kidnap her at the gym on twitter…today, I stare at her bikini pics on instagram…. Maybe I just like her because she fucks around with me and plays back on my jokes, which is something rare from someone who is always ignored and thus easy to get excited about… Or maybe I am just into half thai girls who were famous at home, but who have made their way back to their native America, to star in in all kinds of movies on netflix that you can jerk off to…because I’m fascinated by asian vagina, especially when it has been raised watching Thai Ping Pong ball shows… Or maybe, I just like her big fucking tits.. She’s exotic, and I would mind if her asshole was my Spring Break vacation. via Her Instagram

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Mckayla Maroney’a 12 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

She’s 18, so I guess posting her instagram cleavage isn’t that bad, even if she still looks 12…. I guess that 18th birthday is why no one talks about her anymore. You know the jailbait who went from Olympic medalist to actor…who will probably end up with a sex tape, at least baed on the selfies she’s taking…because selfish are the gateway to sex tapes. It’s funny how pervert American men think, because they can’t fuck 16 year olds legally, like the rest of the world…they go crazy for even the dumpiest tween gone famous…and then forget about them just as they blow out the candles…you fucking creepers…whereas I’m allowed to fuck 16 year olds, and have no interest in fucking 16 year olds, cuz when I see them at Starbucks being annoying 16 year olds, I fucking hate them…I’m much more into 25 and over…totally broken…and with at least one drug addiction under their sad belt….

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This Is What Maggie Q’s ‘Divergent’ Dress Would Look Like With Underwear

Maggie Q seemed to have misplaced her underwear, but luckily MTV News has found her long lost undies. By Christina Garibaldi

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This Is What Maggie Q’s ‘Divergent’ Dress Would Look Like With Underwear