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Toni Garrn for Interview Russia of the Day

Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside this Toni Garrn, Victoria’s Secret, Russian model who escaped communism by being born after communism…which doesn’t mean she escaped being human trafficked, but rather that if she was Human trafficked it was done right into the arms, or iron grasp of the evil Billion Dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation…who later pawned her off to Leo to make him less gay for Lukas Haas, and more about the model bitches…and I guess now Russia is celebrating her like a Ukrainian resort town named after a Justin Timberlake Song…they’ve taken back…

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Singing in Cars with Selena Gomez of the Day

I don’t hate Selena Gomez, if anything she’s the star of this post, and I mean the star of all kinds of other things, like Justin Bieber’s virgin popping repertoire that we all know is just a spin by her genius manager mom who knows how to spin stories proper to help Selena be the star she is convinced she is…and for some reason, Selena seems to get it, seems to know what’s up, plays it right thanks to Disney Training, and doesn’t offend me at all, if anything, I wish she was singing into my penis like it was a mic, but that’s not saying much, I wish that for all girls. TO SEE PICS OF HER IN SHORT SHORTS CLICK HERE

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Dani Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

There is a family from Florida…no not the George Zimmerman family, or the Cassie Andrews Family, or the Hogans…but equally ridiculous I am sure called the THORNES…who include 4 or 5 kids who have all been moved to LA to star in various shitty TV, because their parents were smart enough to know to exploit…because it’s better than working a shitty job and the hope they only need one of them to hit to be set… So this one did some campaigns when she was 4, you know cuz she had this serious love for acting…at 4 and she begged and begged her parents to put her into the shit…right…and now she’s doing some bullshit bikini photoshoots…because I guess when you were prostituted as a child…those life lessons carry into your adult life. Not that modelling bikinis is really prostitution, but when you look at them the way I do..they pretty much are…

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Dani Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Sophia Bush Cameltoe of the Day

Sophia Bush is one of those looks good for 40 year old girls who in early 2000s was on some ridiculous show that people loved… I don’t really even want to bother googling it to see what show it was…I just remember some virgin loser nerd kid I used to work with…was really obsessed with her and the show she was on…I remember going to his house once, and it felt like I could have got murdered, but luckily his socially awkward ass only had light sabres and unopened box set DVDs of creepy teen dramas….along with a framed poster of Sophia Bush…it was creepy… So for anyone from the early 2000s groupies who haven’t moved on in any aspect of your life…because I can’t imagine she’s been up to much other than this Cameltoe…so here’s that camel toe…because when you’re hungry to get noticed, the message gets sent to your genitals, and if your genitals are working with you and not against you they show how hungry they are…by eating a pair of fitness pants… for the paparazzi and/or penis that has job offers…that’ll put a bitch back on the map…unless he’s already back on the map…I wouldn’t know, I’m not very good at keeping track of things…

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Dax Shepard is a Tough Guy of the Day

I don’t know if Dax Shepard is being a tough guy at LAX, when walking by the paparazzi, when he takes something and throws it to the ground like a 5 year old girl having a tantrum, but it looks like that and makes me laugh, since men in Hollywood, despite their egos, their money, and the praise they get are still self involved pussies, who when they aren’t looking in the mirror practicing lines, they are fucking some of the hottest pussies, but are also bigger girls than the girls they stick their dicks in…and it makes me laugh…but not that much, because it’s really not all that interesting…I mean who gives a fuck about Dax Shepard and he may not even be throwing a tantrum, but it looks like it, and that’s enough…

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Maria Menounos’ See Through Dress on Howard Stern of the Day

Seems like this bitch will do anything to draw any and all attention to herself. I guess working on the tabloids the last 10 years has given her insight on how to be an attention seeking fame whore…all in attempts to leave her tabloid job and focus on shitty reality TV career…you know make this cunt a Kardashian…it feeds her ego.. I prefer her pussy flashing…

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Maria Menounos’ See Through Dress on Howard Stern of the Day

Nina Agdal in OP Campaign of the Day

I don’t find Nina Agdal hot…I mean sure she’s got a good body, but so many girls have good bodies, it’s the fucking 2010s, girls take care of themselves, I see that shit on Instagram, they all want to be Nina Agdal level of celebrity, even if this OP campaign is really the only thing Nina Agdal’s got paid for in a while…you see everyone thinks these models make millions, but they don’t, because so many other girls want to be them, so for years and years they work for free or for very little until becoming a name, like Nina Agdal that people hire because she’s got a fan base like you… Meaning…she probably makes 250k a year, which is good for someone to walk around in a bikini once or twice a month, but not good enough to make her not groupie for people like Adam Levine, the worst human ever, who she wasn’t even good enough for, making her real bottom of the barrel trash, but here she is in some behind the scenes bullshit..

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Nina Agdal in OP Campaign of the Day

Nina Agdal Nipples and Tit Grabbing her Tit in Editorialist Video of the DAy

On February 7…I posted a picture of Nina Agdal Grabbing her tit for a magazine called THE EDITORIALIST ..I probably wrote something very witty and amazing…that’s why I am internet famous and no one cares about me and you’re not… You know about her disabled looking face that reminds me of a work program that Adam Levine took advantage of because it was disabled and couldn’t fend for itself…because otherwise we have to accept she fucked him by choice…meaning she’s into that kind of piece of shit…which may not be her immigrant fault…but she should know better… Well, apparently there’s a video from the shoot with nipples and here it is…

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Maria Menounos’ Vagina Quit Extra to Publicize Her Reality Show of the Day

Everyone always obsesses over Maria Menounos ‘ 35 year old ass, without factoring in that she is Greek and that that ass is actually her vagina and that that ass has more mileage, while the real gold is in her actual vagina, that takes a backseat to her Greek vagina that she goes Greek with… That said, she’s quit Extra, a show I had the misfortune of watching the other day, leaving me in a puddle of blood and sadness from trying to cut off my own penis because it was better than the smut mainstream media was shoving down the throats of the hicks that watched this shit… She’s decided to go onto other things, like a Shitty reality show…that is probably as smut filled as her Extra reporting on celebrities, only now she’s going to be the celebrity they are reporting on and that’s good for her want to be famous ego… While I figure her best performance already happened – with this THROWBACK VAGINA SLIP

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The Top 4 (or 8) Nipples of the Day

So many nipples happened the last couple of days, and since the foundation of this site was built on nip slits, hard nipples, panty flashes and sex tapes, I would feel like I wasn’t being true to my roots unless I posted them…it’s like I can’t let all this fame and money and groupies get to my head and lose sight of what was…or some shit…without the fame and money and groupies…so here are the best nipples that happened the last few days on famous bitches I don’t care about, except maybe Rose McGowan, because she lectured me once and told me I should be nicer, and I found that sweet, considering I used to jerk off to her tits in Doom Generation because they are great…it was like life coming full circle or something…Either way, nipples. Anne Hathaway in what looks like a conservative bathing suit a poor kid would be forced to wear, but that is really up on some slutty shit… Jena Malone….in a who the fuck in Jena Malone…but she’s wearing a white shirt and you can see her nipple, despite the rest of her being a fucking mess… Rose McGowan You read my notes from above…which is appropriate because I am convinced that she is my spirit animal sent from above…so these nipples are good… Sharon Stone just never gives up, if you had even a little of her perseverance, maybe you wouldn’t be a pathetic fucking loser…right?

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