I can only assume that this is God’s wratch on organic food eating hipsters and their flannel, beard wearing Portlandia bullshit…because what else would explain these insane winds knocking people over….I hope no one lost any fixed gear bikes or silly hipster hats …because that would be a real fucking tragedy…
Panty flashes aren’t as exciting as they used to be…not that I ever was into this shit, I just built a website on it to really make my dot com billions…that turned out to be dot com hundreds…but was enough to pay for my drinking which for a hurt bag like me, is better than asking people on the street for quarters…. But there was a time, in 2005, the glory days of this blog and all blogs of this nature, where the panty flash was solid content and a good way for people to be like “What the fuck I see her panties…”….and today, we can see panties everywhere we go, making celebrity far less important, since everyone’s a rockstar and has the ability to flash their panties on the regular…and unless the panty flash involves a shit stain, or period stain or even a labia slip on an A-list it hardly matters…kinda like this Jasmin Walia..who is having a panty slip..for attention…but it is still a panty slip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I had an email exchange with Jasmine Waltz a few months ago…back when she was just an LA chick who was hitting all the cool kid parties…probably an aspiring actress who wasn’t booking jobs because just moving to LA and fucking producers isn’t really enough of a hustle since every girl in LA is doing that… I just assumed she was some bottom feeding fame whore who was semi-popular on instagram and was posting provocative pics to get more popular on instagram…kinda the kind of girl I am into… But it turns out she was in talks with the people at Big Brother in the UK, a reality show that can make a celebrity in the UK, because their blue collar, shitty mouthed citizens love big titty whores on reality TV…. So I guess I was right about her…and here she is looking good in NUTS…and I’m glad I can always say she once emailed me…before she was a Glamour Model…
Lena Dunham is a scary monster who gets naked on TV, for some crazy reason that defies all I’ve ever known about celebrity…or girls who should be allowed to get naked on TV…in what I call the Macklemore of programming…it’s like talk to the people at a level they can relate to emotionally…you know show them people as gross, or grosser than they look naked…because let’s just take the fantasy and glamour out of hollywood and TV, and feed it junk food, before shitting it out… I mean, I’ve fucked some gross girls in my life, I’ve even jerked off to gross girls in my life, because I found it comedic, I guess this Lena Dunham is growing on me, just not as much as she’s growing in body wight.. She is the worst possible thing to see naked, yet she wants to be naked, and the idea she has boy problems, or even dudes who fuck her in Daylight, is just the fantasy of the whole thing I guess…that’s the wishful thinking for the fat chicks everywhere…not quite the fantasy I can get down to…but fat chick with shit tits in her underwear making money has to be something I Support even if it’s wrong…I mean I’ve been supporting fat hookers, strippers and desperate girls whether with money or some male attention for years…to turn my back on this monster, would be anti what I stand for in my low standard life…but in my defence I know she’s a fucking monster…I mean just look at her…what the fuck is that thing and why isn’t she in a snow suit…
Ireland Baldwin is clearly an attention seeker who has been trying to establish herself as a model or actor or who the fuck knows…but we do know she’s trying to break free from her Parent’s shadow..that’s why she hustles her twitter and instagram hard…but in using twitter and instagram…these girls can’t figure out why other girls have all the followers before realizing…it’s all because of the butt shots…like Jenn Selter’s dad isn’t huge star Alec Baldwin…and her mom isn’t Kim Basigner…so why the fuck does she have 2 million followers, while this entitled twat doesn’t…it’s cuz she strategically whores herself out…and I guess that’s what Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she has to do and that’s get in a bra, now that she’s 18…it’s time….to get in a bra and pretend you are showing off your hair cut…
When it comes to Izaebel Goulart, even the not very sexy videos of her working out are hot as fuck…you know the ones where her ass exercises aren’t in HD, wearing skimpy shorts and that I can barely make out every crevice, fold and inch of her body…but it’s still nice to see her doing long skinny leg moves…in an up and down motion…because it helps me imagine my face being her sweat soaked panties…that is if she’s even wearing panties…I’m in love…and you should be too…especially if you’re a fat girl…use this to motivate you to start starving for male attention…
I have no idea who Danielle Knudson but I do know who Guess is…they are the people who brought the world Anna Nicole Smith..amongst other busty models who don’t matter because they are just shadows of relevant when compared to Anna Nicole Smith…not because they are less famous than her…but because even when dead that bitch is so fat she blocks them all out… That said, Danielle Knudson, not quite fat like Anna Nicole…but still showing off tits and looking’ good enough for me to google later on…if I remember…because it’s almost lunch time…on a friday and that means who gives a fuck about Danielle Knudson …I want to get free buffet at the strip club time…
Naya Rivera is pretty slutty in her personal life, girls do that when they are either part of the Church and trying to break free, or in Naya Rivera’s case…part of Glee which is worse than any organized religion…even the sex cults…she gets slutty.. Whether it’s being engaged to a rapper…or doing half naked photoshoots..she does whatever she can to distance herself to the worst thing to happen to TV, not because of the musicals, I love musicals, just because of the gang of rejects they cast in the shit….even though without it…she doesn’t exist… I guess Glee has caught on, and decided, shit, let’s put these girls in their underwear on the show..even the one with a dick who has the dead fiancé…it seems to just make fucking sense…and as far as I’m concerned it’s the one good thing Glee has done, even though I know there’s a tranny retard with a meth addiction also in lingerie…because otherwise it wouldn’t be gay as fuck Glee… I figure putting a girl in lingerie in any situation makes it better…so this is ok with me.
I say this everyday, and I will say it again, because I like to think it’s becoming my trademark on my site, and that is that a day is not a day unless Rihanna posts some slutty bikini pics…sometimes but limited to while she’s smoking weed…all ass popped out, blunt in mouth, wet bottomed on a paddle board…because Rihanna knows how to stay relevant in her downtime…her friend…not so much…but luckily she’s there to just make Rihanna’s hard nipples better… This is far better than the time I tried to take my wife paddle boarding and we sank. All this to say, she could just kick it privately, but instead chooses this…I guess once a whore always a whore…she can’t not be getting praised by people to feel validated…which is a great premise to someone getting into porn…unfortunately in Rihanna’s case, this is as porny as she gets for now…but I believe it will all crash and burn one day!
Carmen Electra is old as fuck, but thanks to not wrecking her pussy with babies, and choosing to love and nurture herself instead of marrying a rich dude and riding her savings and alimony checks into retirement at 40 like a normal whore who only whores for that reason alone….because at a certain age, it’s time to throw in the stilettos and ass shaping panties and let the new whores have a chance…while bowing out gracefully instead of desperately…she’s still got a good body…and she’s squeezed it into a tight as fuck dress that shows off her nipples in hopes people like me talk about it…because seeing nipples, even on tits that belong to her, but that were purchased instead of spending her 7k on bras…and well this is the kind of bottom feeding behavior I expect from someone like Carmen Electra…a girl you know probably had a real horrible attitude at her prime, before irrelevance and panic set in… That’s why I like my washed up whores to be broke, desperate, and addicted to drugs. They are way more appreciative when you chose them over their younger counterparts…while this whore clearly doesn’t think she’s old… All this to say, I’d still ask her to be my Valentine and I’d still send her flowers enough for her to get a restraining order…because look at that fucking body…shit’s good in a dress…when you aren’t dealing directly with her vagina and the with remnants of decades of unprotected sex…that may have done more pussy wrecking than a baby. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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