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Lindsay Lohan Press Conference in Sundance of the Day

My girl who is no longer my girl ,Lindsay Lohan, seems to be making a comeback. I like to think I keep track of what she is up to, but I am lazy and don’t actually care that she’s still alive. I just pretend that I am her number one fan, who is probably not her number one fan at all because I don’t really keep on top of anything she does, I’ve barely seen any of her movies, and I don’t really bother remembering all the nonsense that has happened in her crazy life…other than remember a few of the many dudes she’s fucked…and some random stories of her insanity that are entertaining… I do however like to pretend we are connected at the soul, and I do actually believe she will win an Oscar one day, and I have been rooting for her comeback because let’s face it, she’s entertaining and has great implants…. Well, she was at a press conference in Sundance…looking nice and botoxed…and in unrelated news, I got a text from her old phone number, a number that hasn’t texted me in over 1.5 years…with a mysterious “?”…she’s so hard to figure out…but she is looking good enough for me…which isn’t saying much but is saying something. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan Press Conference in Sundance of the Day

The World’s Best Parent and Other Videos of the Day

When you don’t have a backyard, sometimes the best you can do is let your kid run around outside on the windowsill…in hopes he falls the fuck off because kids are annoying and rape your life…and accidental death is better than drowning the fucker in the bathtub like moms who don’t like to be burdened with the parasite their uterus produced do…. If you don’t like that here’s another video of something else.. If you don’t like that here’s Angry speed skater…losing..

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Eva Longoria in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria is all that is wrong with second generation Mexican brats….her parents spoiled the fuck out of her because she represented the American Dream to them…throwing her into white schools, white community, making her forget that she is Mexican, except when it is practical and convenient for her career…you know the whitest kind of Mexican who hires Mexicans and yells at them like they are second rate…and here she is living the good life on a boat in a bikini…and unlike most Mexican chicks, her ass isn’t all fat and corn tortilla based.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Ripa in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Kelly Ripa has more hispanic kids than a Cuban raft being sent to sea in hopes of a more prosperous life…yet she’s remains seriously fucking ripped…to the point that it is almost scary…but not scary enough for me to not stare at them… I feel like she had her time to shine, then Regis died and she was forgotten…and we can assume this is her attempt to get some publicity…cuz she sure as hell needs it…and when a bikini is involved. I’m watching. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Ripa in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Cate Blanchett Jerking Off her SAG Awards of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about Cate Blanchett or the SAG awards, I was at the Porn awards show, a different kind of red carpet, where I wasn’t honored for shit, but rather given nosebleed seats and that I lasted at for 10 minutes because seeing Girls on Girls 97 lose just killed me at my core and forced me to go up to my room to fuck a toothless, meth addicted pro I met in the parking lot of the KISS Mini Golf…Just the idea that after 96 films in the franchise, you’d think they’d get it right at least once… It turns out that the SAG awards are almost as perverted, with trophy jerking off, thanks to Cate Blanchett…who man handles this shit almost as good as the opening act at the AVN who spread her pussy to a room full of people…

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Cate Blanchett Jerking Off her SAG Awards of the Day

Coco’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

Fat ass Coco has the classiest instagram because she is the classiest person. She lives a life of luxury, you know up on multi-millionaire, expensive car, good fucking life fit for royalty, yet she looks more broken down than the most broken down hooker in Vegas during the porn convention… I am a fan.

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Sandra Kubicka for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

Sandra Kubicka is some random internet model I have never heard of who I guess booked some lingerie campaign for Valentine’s Day…because she’s in lingerie for Valentines day….I am investigative journalist like that and these are the pics… These don’t really matter because she’s not taking the steps aspiring models should take…by getting naked for low level photographers with questionable morals like amateur pornstars…but different because it is for fashion…

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Sandra Kubicka for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

Girl Downs a Bottle of Jagger of the Day

So apparently there is a thing Australians do, because Australians are insane, called being “Neknominated”…where you have to chug a bottle of booze..and apparently this girl got “Neknominated” and had to down a bottle of Jagger for a pack of smokes and I am just trying to figure out who these Australian trolls are, and what hobbit hole they crawled out of, because the Australians girl I follow on Instagram don’t look anything like this…but at least she still chugs a bottle of Jagger, which is impressive, even when built like a bus.

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Girl Downs a Bottle of Jagger of the Day

Girl Downs a Bottle of Jagger of the Day

So apparently there is a thing Australians do, because Australians are insane, called being “Neknominated”…where you have to chug a bottle of booze..and apparently this girl got “Neknominated” and had to down a bottle of Jagger for a pack of smokes and I am just trying to figure out who these Australian trolls are, and what hobbit hole they crawled out of, because the Australians girl I follow on Instagram don’t look anything like this…but at least she still chugs a bottle of Jagger, which is impressive, even when built like a bus.

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Demi Lovato Bikini Pic of the Day

The only thing I know about Demi Lovato is that I’ve been told she has a Lesbian Sex tape with Miley that they shot when they were under 18…and that people have been passing around the mean streets of Nashville the last 5 years…leading to Demi Lovato having a break down that she’s clearly crawled out of…at least according to this bikini selfie that she posted the other day that says “it’s a weekday and I am tanning on the beach, my life is a fucking vacation, you’re all a bunch of assholes, buy my next album, it pays for this shit, while you work for 10 dollars a fucking hour”… I like appreciative bi-polar girls like that…but only when they are in a bikini selfie.

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