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Kate Upton’s Boobs in Slow Motion for a Trailer of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am sure I posted the behind the scenes paparazzi pics of this movie, because I remember seeing them, but feel a little uninterested in looking for Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton on the beach, but I don’t mind posting the edited footage of Kate Upton’s tits on the beach, not because I like her awkward shitty ass body and shitty acting….or even because I like her tits…but because you do…and I’m accommodating like that…I mean if anything this is a massive fucking Judd Apatow joke…thanks to an Sports Illustrated swimsuit joke….the worst….but tits…sloppy or not…are tits…

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Bikini Model Turned into Santa Claus is my Porn of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thanks to the internet, it’s getting harder and harder to get off. There was a time when Sports Illustrated or a Sears catalog was enough, but now we’ve gone throughout the depths of hell in terms of porn and what girls can put themselves through, that now the only thing that can get me off this holiday season is when I see a bikini model turned hotter with photoshop, then turned into santa, because I know she doesn’t have a dick when she started….reminding us all that everything we see on the internet is practically cartoon version of real people and we like it that way. If you don’t like that – here’s airport security saving a baby that a dad was probably trying to kill off because babies ruin lives…

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Maja Simonsen Nude Modeling for Chris Kontos of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maja Simonsen is some busty enough tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the Purple magazine blog, who decided to submit the pics and thanks to the internet, and not my love of uptight fashion magazines and the uptight people they cover who take themselves too seriously, but rather the fact that fashion is bullshit, but bullshit that tricks girls into getting naked, making it something I may not participate in, but definitely pay a bit of attention to, because young tall girl tits, under any circumstance, exposed for any reason, is good enough for me….

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Gabby Harrington Bikini Shoot of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gabby Harrington is some low level model I follow on instagram, because that is the whole point of instagram, it’s finding the new pussy that the industry hasn’t abducted yet, you know the girls who still model for free and are as hot if not hotter as the high paid models, who work hard to get noticed and increase their likes by posting ass pic after ass pic after ass pic and in Gabby’s case….legs and legs for days…and for some reason I like the young up and comers self starting and self promoting far better than the tired bitches with a high day rate and ego…they are way more fun to try to sext.

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Beyonce Does the Tranny in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am guessing this is a screenshot from her surprise free album / video publicity stunt that I assume was designed to make her more money in the long run…and get people talking about her…while sneaking in some ill-advised scenes of her wearing lingerie, looking like a dude, but not just any dude, but a dude trying to look hot and sexy, which from my experience, is usually the worst kind of dude, especially when you discover she’s a dude, when she’s already had your dick in her mouth…in a back alley, while you thought to yourself “this is too good to be true” the entire time…before realizing that it was… This is all just competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s love and failing.

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The Wind in Norway and other Videos of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties… If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet” Or a Middle East Snow Day Or the News Anchor of the Day

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Kate Bekinsale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Beckinsale amazes me. She’s the one 40 something year old mom of an 18 year old who has booked less than 5 movies in her hot as fuck life…but who manages to maintain a crazy nerd following that is so loyal to her and her amazing ass that she doesn’t really have to bother doing shit… Which is really a place I like all girls to be…I mean when you look like this, why fucking bother doing anything else. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Morning Hangover of the Dump

Posted on December 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

INSTAGRAM hates me. I take a picture of a hot ass in a string bikini by the pool, and they delete it like it is porn…making me think that if this is the porn the people at instagram jerk off to, those motherfuckers need to get fucked…I mean shit, with all those billions, hire some fucking hookers and learn that a string bikini is not a strap on being shoved into a dude…especially when that string bikini happened…by the pool and my phone captured it in HD… Here are stepLINKS… Today Red Lipstick…. GO Peter O’Toole Has Died… GO Jon Stewart on White Santa…. GO Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds GO Batman Invades Your Favorite Christmas Movies GO People VS Wind in Norway GO 15 Pokemon Sex Moves…. GO Elizabeth Olsen does Vogue GO Start the Week with Amateur Self Fisting GO 12 Things Didnt Know Justin Bieber GO Girl Dressed Like Santa…Stipping… GO A Buffalo Fights Back…. GO Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn GO News Anchor Hates his Job…

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Michelle Jenneke Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michelle Jenneke was the rugged hurdler everyone fell in love with thanks to her cute, smiling warm up video, without googling to see the monster she is without that cute, smiling warm up dance….but lucky for you, two years and an SI Spread later, she’s put herself in a bikini, only to take a few selfies for the fans, and it really isn’t not quite bikini model enough for me, but a lot too strong and big….

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Maja Krag for Some Bikini Line of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Today, I fell in love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, at least according to this MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her, but more importantly where you can see some of her titty work….all models, especially the euros have titty work. I’ve never heard of her, this is my first post on her, and she’s posing in some bikini campaign, good enough to inspire me to sing her love songs, and hold her tall girl hands, gazing in her eyes and planning our future together…and by that I mean trying to masturbate to her and failing because according to every radio and TV commercial, I have low testosterone and I am not a man, and I should do something about that, because that’s the new hustle….

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