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Maja Krag for Some Bikini Line of the Day

Today, I fell in love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, at least according to this MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her, but more importantly where you can see some of her titty work….all models, especially the euros have titty work. I’ve never heard of her, this is my first post on her, and she’s posing in some bikini campaign, good enough to inspire me to sing her love songs, and hold her tall girl hands, gazing in her eyes and planning our future together…and by that I mean trying to masturbate to her and failing because according to every radio and TV commercial, I have low testosterone and I am not a man, and I should do something about that, because that’s the new hustle….

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Maja Krag for Some Bikini Line of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Big Cleavage for AmFAR of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio went to an AIDS charity event showing off some tits…tits that may inspire you to go and hire a discount hooker to fuck to get AIDS of your own…to both get off and hope one day she comes through your hotel room on her charity tour…or maybe, she’s just into the amFAR AIDS charity because it is one of the it events to be at every year, but I like to think it has more to do with Brazil being the source of a lot of AIDS in the world…those damn trannie pros with their anal tears…ruining it for everyone… Either way, cleavage may not be as exciting as it was 20 years ago, we’re the mouth rape generation, but it’s still good enough to look at… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio Big Cleavage for AmFAR of the Day

Kaili Thorne’s Naked and Covered in Period of the Day

My favorite thing about these high concept lesbians hipster artist people is when they think they are being revolutionary when they start using their periods to make art… You know stapling used tampons to a canvas with a period blood happy face drawn on it….it’s so innovative and meaningful and really gets their feminist message that women’s bodies are a beautiful thing….acrosss Sure it’s been done before, and doing it now is played out and amateur, but we’ll let them think they are one a mission, because usually it comes with nudity and nudity…is something I like looking at, no matter what the misguided bullshit reason for it is…

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Kaili Thorne’s Naked and Covered in Period of the Day

Kylie Minogue Legs in Her Red Bottoms of the Day

OH shit…Kylie Minogue, who must be a robot because she still looks good at 75, I mean I remember doing the locomotion in the 80s, and she was running shit then…not to mention she survived cancer with her tits…and now she’s showing off her red bottom shoes like some stripper or fame whore or ghetto club girl on instagram…and I don’t really have a foot fetish, or heel fetish, or expensive shoe fetish, but I do when it involves someone who is not wearing pants…cuz skin pants are my favorite…

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Kylie Minogue Legs in Her Red Bottoms of the Day

New Regime is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

NEW REGIME is all you need this holiday season, or pretty much ever. Whether it is for you, or for someone that you love, hate or owe money to…everyone involved will be that much happier… Don’t ruin Christmas and with NEW REGIME you can’t ruin Christmas… just look at the tequila soaked gingerbread man…shit’s as magical as Santa Just quit fucking around and GET SOME OF THEIR AMAZING GEAR PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT TO GET NEW REGIME GEAR – WHICH HAPPENS TO BE ON 50% OFF FOR A LIMITED UNDETERMINED TIME CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE CLICK HERE

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Bianca Balti for Esquire Mexico of the Day

Bianca Balti is an Italian model I wouldn’t mind getting pregnant but would rather just stepfather her already existing kid cuz some other dude beat me to it…she’s 29 a little older than the vagina I am into, but still good enough to look at…even when not posing naked, something I am sure she does and has done because you don’t become a high paid model for not getting naked…if anything…that’s the only reason she is a model… Here she is in Esquire Mexico, so I can assume these are old pics, the Mexicans always get the sloppy seconds of the other Magazines, because that’s just how us Mexcicans are treated in life…second rate…thanks to all your racist…

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Bianca Balti for Esquire Mexico of the Day

Marloes Horst in Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

It really is Marloes Horst’s year because she’s popping up everywhere. She’s from the Netherlands but more importantly, she’s from Victoria’s Secret, a country of its own where all the girls are dragged into some cage and put to work…and if they don’t smile properly, they get punished. I guess she’s one of the well-behaved ones, because they are putting fucking muscle into her. They probably got her at a discount and figure they can maximize their investment…by placing her in other magazines…and none of that matters all that matters is something I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, any girl who’s last name is whores and the “T” is silent…is a friend of mine…no matter who owns them… This girl is amazing…

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Marloes Horst in Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

Cara Delevingne is the biggest model right now. The “It” girl that is overly hyped and for the average person not that great…maybe even average…all the companies are taking her on and booking her to be their star…because that’s what being an “It” girl is all about…even if you’re not impressed by her, no one cares what your white trash ass thinks, go back to staring at pics and digging for porn on your phone while your wife is out at walmart buying pork rinds with your ugly half retarded kids…

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Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

Chinese Teacher Giving Lessons of the Day

In China, the teachers are like the drunk mall Santa Claus…fucking pedophiles..at least if you if you think that spanking kinds in front of the class is something sexual and weird….when really it could just be teaching them a good old fashioned lesson…something that we don’t do here in America, because in America we’ve gone soft and don’t believe in doing anything controversial, or that isn’t politically correct… Not that I think spanking kinds like some pervert in class is awesome training for anything but turning them into hookers….but it is so weird it’s funny and that’s why I am posting it. Maybe you’re more into Business Suit Brawls..

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Chinese Teacher Giving Lessons of the Day

Chinese Teacher Giving Lessons of the Day

In China, the teachers are like the drunk mall Santa Claus…fucking pedophiles..at least if you if you think that spanking kinds in front of the class is something sexual and weird….when really it could just be teaching them a good old fashioned lesson…something that we don’t do here in America, because in America we’ve gone soft and don’t believe in doing anything controversial, or that isn’t politically correct… Not that I think spanking kinds like some pervert in class is awesome training for anything but turning them into hookers….but it is so weird it’s funny and that’s why I am posting it. Maybe you’re more into Business Suit Brawls..

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Chinese Teacher Giving Lessons of the Day