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Today in Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess someone told Selena Gomez that she had good tits…because something happened recently where all she wants to do is show her tits… Is it a distraction from her weird chipmunk face with weird fake lips…or is it just because tits is what people want…I mean did she change her birth control pill and turn that A-Cup to a B-Cup or did she just eat her way to a B-Cup…who fucking knows what the strategy or reason behind it is…but it’s happening and I am watching even if cleavage bores me and I’m more into hardcore sexuality…if you know what I mean…like spread eagle ass shots…but Disney girls gone bad, always a good storyline, even when you know they’ve been polluted with Bieber’s dick, a dick that is rumoured to be huge, which makes the whole thing far fucking worse… This is some Christmas event, seems like an appropriate outfit…nothing says Christmas at my house like tits … TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Youtube Porn Video of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Google makes money off videos like this… I find whatever the fuck this is vile as fuck, and the crazy thing is there are probably hundreds if not thousands of videos like this on Youtube… They are not policed…and more importantly ads for whatever are running on them. The Hypocrisy on the internet is fucking crazy for a smut peddler like me…who barely even peddles smut…while the corporate giants do…and are turned into billionaires for it… I mean who watches these anyway? Cum of what look like underage feet…this shit’s next level…I mean at least with the pantyhose fetish…there’s hope…that we’re not too depraved of a society…over masturbating and unable to get off to the most basic of erotica…

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Jada Pinkett-Smith in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jada Pinkett-Smith is in a thong bikini and I guess that makes sense now that she’s broken up with Will Smith because when you’re trapped in a relationship with a gay man, even when you cheat on him in open relationships, you don’t get the male attention you crave, even if you’re 100 fucking years old.. The good news is that with her decent genetics, that is when you don’t look at her balding head or teen white girl on a cruise hair style, or even her menopausal hips her ass is still ok… To see more of the pics CLICK HERE

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BCSmokeShop is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

BC SMOKE SHOP is our second day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR … Why? Because we should all smoke weed everyday…especially during the holidays…because let’s face it, dealing with family is pretty shitty, and if you don’t have family, well that’s pretty shitty too, because the holidays can be pretty shitty, so why not do whatever you can do to make it better… So get this for your granny, your sister, your neighbor or yourself, Vape your way into the future or at least every day and night for the rest of your life… TO GET YOUR WEED SHOPPING STARTED CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fatty Kelly Brook…is in this Years…LOVE Magazine HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…and she’s sucking in her stomach as hard as she can to not be as fat as her tits make you think she is…the kind of girl who isn’t as fat as she should be…but still fat enough…to assume she ate too much holiday turkey… Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL and it is relatively genius…at least in terms of advent calendar… Even if I like

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The Single Best Vine in the History of Vine of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With all the celebrity death, useless gossip and news, we always lose sight of what is important, especially this holiday season, and that is midget strippers on Vine flying through the air…only to fail…because failure is a state of mind…and as far as I’m concerned…she’s fucking won… I love all this has to offer…

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Jesus Martinez on Vivid Radio with Brandy Aniston of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Brandy Aniston and I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a big adult star who is more than just an adult star, if there is such thing as being more than just a adult star once you are an adult star, since being an adult star is everything that matters…She hosts “In With Aniston” a show on Vivid Radio which can be found at 5 pm PST, 8 PM EST, on Vivid Radio – Sirius XM 102 and I was asked to be a Guest… You see, I run the single most relevant site on the internet, and I agreed to do it, because I am trying to get a DrunkenStepfather.com Radio show of my own, I pitched Vivid Radio months ago on the best thing to happen to the Radio since the Radio, but they keep rejecting my advances, kinda like most girls I try to sleep with….it’s okay to be scared at first but…I always win….but I guess they’ll find out tonight…. Check me out at 5 pm Pacific and 8 pm Eastern on Vivid Radio on Sirius XM 102…I’ll be the one hypnotizing you with my words… I repeat…I will be on Vivid Radio today…and it will change your life…found on Sirius XM 102… See you there and if you’re a girl who wants to have live phone sex with me, I am very good at it, you can call in at 1 855-99-VIVID…call in. It’ll be nice to show the Radio how much we matter…

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Paul Walker Was a Sex Offender of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People only like creepy sex offenders when they are famous, because when my neighbor bangs 16 year olds, and it is legal in Canada…he gets all kinds of looks, especially when trying to cross the border, at restaurants, etc… So, the story goes like this – 40 Year old Paul walker started dating some girl named Jasmine Pilchard-Gosneil 7 years ago.. The plot twist is that she’s on 23 now, meaning she was 16 when they first started hooking up…. Which to me makes perfect sense, because his fan base is 12-16…they are still young enough to have no taste in movies…so the girls throwing themselves at him are going to be that age…it’s the same logic as to why Barney the Purple Dinosaur raped little kids. It also makes sense to me because 16 year olds have tight bodies, I mean with the hormones in the food and periods at 4, 16 is the new 18, obviously…girls are so much more mature now…not that he needs mature since the foundation of his death was driving like a 16 year old…he knew better. You have no sympathy for a sex offender…and Paul Walker…is a sex offender…not that there is anything wrong with that…except when they move into your neighbourhood…and are registered… Being rich, famous, a teen heart throb, in his 30s, preying on a teen is pretty predatorily…whether they were “engaged” or not…but then again, he was Mormon and this is normal behavior for Mormons…who cares. Ok so Paul Walker wasn’t a sex offender…he was just mormon…I get it, he’s dead, who cares…I just like pointing fun post-death facts out. Leave me alone.

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TipsForJesus is Pretty Ridiculous of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good… You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat… Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around… Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere…. Visit the INSTAGRAM

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Miley Cyrus Wears Penis Underwear, Ruins Christmas

Posted on December 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a new promo video for Love magazines (UK), Miley Cyrus wants to make sure you get the holiday season off to a festive, classy start and then some. The singer is showcased in a new video advent calendar countdown for the publication, and in the below clip, Miles teases it by wishing readers “LOVE.” By sticking out her tongue and yanking up her otherwise demure black dress to reveal her underwear, on which there is a hand-drawn and erect penis. Nice. “Merry Christmas love!” the 21-year-old is seen yelling in the advent video, sticking her infamous tongue out in-between her two fingers, vadge style. The sizable penis doodle, drawn on her beige underwear, is reminiscent of the pasties that she wore during her Twerking -fest at the 2013 MTV VMAs. Also in the short clip, the word “LOVE” is written across the screen as animated Christmas trees appear to be flying around the songbird. Joyful. Miley Cyrus is also sporting new pink locks, reindeer antlers, and a red Santa hat, more than enough imagery to haunt you for the next 24 days. After the penis reveal, she gallops toward the screen like a reindeer. “I love it!” someone in the background is heard saying. Check it out: Miley Cyrus Penis Underwear Fortunately, no one (we know of) believes Miley actually has a penis, so don’t expect any rumors a la the whole Lady Gaga hermaphrodite controversy. Still … most inappropriate advent calendar ever. Ho, ho, ho?

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