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Kylie is the Last Underage Kardashian for the Mom to Exploit of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about 15 year old Kardashians who are being bred like the farm animals we can safely assume they are into being fame whore brats who manage to make a lot of fucking money in the process…I mean there are so many of them…how can they not be their own little enterprise… But it seems like everyone is excited at the fact that one turned 18 and the mom didn’t waste any time put the heat on the last standing underage one she could squeeze in before her devil uterus shut down operation in her fame-whoring quest….Because underage girls get noticed by perverts…always…and that shit creates loyalty for life… Cuz now the little one is posting slutty pics, that could just be her being jealous of her older sister’s porn career, her other older sisters porn offers now that she’s 18, so she’s trying to establish her own porn future…here and now…and you love it…sicko

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Kylie is the Last Underage Kardashian for the Mom to Exploit of the Day

Amazing Blonde Girl Getting Arrested and Other Videos of the Day

This seems like a joke…but here’s a chick from Ohio that I assume was shot years ago…is getting arrested for a TV show…making it more likely staged…you know, she’s a hired actor there to make an otherwise boring situation more interesting…and I am glad they did because this girl brings me great joy even if she’s just there for dramatized dramatic effect… If you don’t like that – here’s an intense guy punching a bear trap… If you don’t like that – here’s a couple of bucks bucking… How about a concert fight…

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Amazing Blonde Girl Getting Arrested and Other Videos of the Day

Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

This happened a few days before Bieber fell off and went to a brothel to get AIDS from tranny Brazilian hookers, as people like to do when partaking in some sex tourism…it was in concert when motherfucker got hit by a bottle…a storyline that would be more interesting if it was a bullet, or really any explosive, because a dead Bieber makes for a better and safer world for the youth of tomorrow…not that I care about Bieber, but I do care about seeing him get hurt and running off stage..

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Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato are part of some Juicy Couture campaign I call “Instagram pics”…where they hire a massive model with a massive day rate and probably a massive photographer…also with a massive day rate…along with a crew and location that probably cost a fortune…all to get this fantastic picture that looks like it was shot with an iPhone for instagram…it’s so authentic…I guess worth every penny…pennies they can afford since the brand probably does over 500 million dollars in sales…so why not throw that money into bullshit like this..otherwise the government gets it…right….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Jessica Lowndes Red Sox World Series Selfie of the Day

Jessica Lowndes must be up on instagram trends because she’s mastered the art of the selfie…we call this one “my head is chopped out because I didn’t have time to do my make-up, but my mom body looks banging”…coupled with the “this sports team just won, I am going to put on the shirt and hash tag it because I know everyone will be searching that hash tag and I am going to bottom feed some followers”… because being a girl make social media a fucking joke..I could turn a homeless chick into a 1,000,000 follower internet celeb with no marketable talents…because the internet is a fucking joke…but this pic of Lowndes…is pretty serious…

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Jessica Lowndes Red Sox World Series Selfie of the Day

Léa Seydoux & Adèle Exarchopoulos for Interview of the Day

There is a controversial movie starring Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos Lesbianism …and now they are on the media tour…showing the world that they are just being french chicks…unlike the french chicks I was with this weekend who got offended when I asked if they would let me use their hair extensions on my pubic hair….cuz I guess French chicks from here are trashier and more uptight…when not getting paid to fuck in movies…even though they all still like to fuck…anal on the first date…even when its not a date but more an encounter at the grocery store or random bar…those french are a different fucking breed…and that’s not a bad thing…unless you fear herpes..

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Léa Seydoux & Adèle Exarchopoulos for Interview of the Day

Jen Selter has the Booty of the Day

Her name is JEN SELTER and her ass is taking over the internet…one “fitness” pic at a time…I mean shit..this girl is next level…and I want to cheap my tooth trying to get her asshole pregnant with my tongue…I think this is what love feels like…

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Jen Selter has the Booty of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Spokesmodelling for Nasty Gal of the Day

I hate lingerie catalog pictures and always have…when it came to pre-internet, no available porn because it was confiscated masturbation, I was always the more cultured and exotic type who hit National Geographic, while the while suburbanites did the Sears Catalog…sure it was an era of bush, nipples and shitty manual photoshop airbrushing skills, where nipples and vagina definition happened, but just the studio environment was with the same pose over and over was just fucking dull…so even now when I post these things, of models I have professed my love to over and over, in emails, tweets, instagram comments, packages sent, interpretive dance and even song…only to be ignored because they know they can do better than me, the pics bore me, but her belly button doesn’t that thing looks like it has a vagina of it’s own and I want to dig in deep with my tongue…but I may just be overly excited since Emily Ratajkowski is one of the best there ever was as far as I’m concerned….

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Emily Ratajkowski Spokesmodelling for Nasty Gal of the Day

Holly-Daze Coffey Was Born in 1998 of the Day

Here are some totally appropriate pictures of pro surfer Holly-Daze Coffey that are probably paid for by her sponsors…and she’s just wearing her sports’ uniform..and you’re all the perverts for thinking this is anything half naked and sexual…I mean she’s 15…don’t blame her dad who probably shot these pics…for child pornography…blame yourself for thinking it’s child pornography…and really 16 is Legal in canada…so is it really that bad? Definitely not.

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Holly-Daze Coffey Was Born in 1998 of the Day

Heidi Klum Didn’t Wear a Costume this Year of the Day

I guess when you’re an old, tired, ex-model, German with an image to maintain, you spend hours of your life trying to hide the fact that you are old as fuck, but one day a year, you can get out of your mask, and let your natural self make an appearance, because everyone will just assume it’s a costume…even when it’s just real life… Here’s Heidi Klum this Halloween….looking how she looks every morning… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Heidi Klum Didn’t Wear a Costume this Year of the Day