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Miley Naked and Painted in Some Love Song of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t watch this love video song…but I know I would not sing it to my dream girl who is recently single…she’s a model…and for some reason my pitch that every tall model needs a short fat guy to make her a 10…because this love song doesn’t rape my insides like a good song should…but rather is just commercial pop bullshit that’s overproduced and lacks all substance that anyone with taste would look for…but the commercial..mainstream…mall rats and suburbanites will love it…. I just like that Miley is body painted and doesn’t look like that cow Kate Upton…

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Asshole Dog Owner and Some Other Videos of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a dog owner so seeing some asshole cooking his dog makes me mad and I figure I should do my part and show his face to the two and a half of you who read this site…and I am not just doing it because he has Jesus on his car and I like to pretend whenever anyone says Jesus, especially weirdo religious freaks who knock on my door, they are talking about me, it makes me feel more important…even though I know I’m not… If you don’t like that, because it’s not that eventful a video, with no blood shed…here’s… Here’s a Asian woman driver reversing on the highway for 2 KM because she missed her exit… If you don’t like that – here’s an Asian busker and his change thieving bird… That’s enough videos for you for one post…

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Sara Sampaio for Agua Bendita of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is Victoria’s Secret answer to Adrina Lima being 100 years old…one may even argue they built her on the same software, hardware and platform as their Lima bot, this is just the updated version, younger and fresher, but maybe they aren’t into that world of robot models yet, even though you’d assume all these bitches are robots, but rather more into digging through the models of the world to find lookalikes to the ones they have as to not upset their clients with new girls since they are doing so well with the ones they have… That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect, especially when not modelling for Victoria’s Secret, even though I assume Victoria’s Secret owns this and every other underwear company, they just don’t want you knowing it…. I hate catalog pics, but I am in love with whatever is going up in here…I want to write it poetry…with my penis…

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Japanese Competitive Climaxing of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I heard about this yesterday, basically Japanese gameshows have taken TV to the next level and had a gay pornstar suck off some dude to see if he would reach orgasm against his will…in front of a live studio audience because Japan is amazing…even if watching a gay dude suck off another dude is not… I just the fact that they can get away with this shit…I mean this is around the level of hardcore American TV should be…I want to see real life reality where Survivor involves eating each other…I mean let’s get down to basic human nature… And there is a serious humor behind a straight guy trying to stay straight while getting a blow job from a dude competitively in front of a live studio audience…it’s insane…

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Winona Ryder for V Magazine Like it was the 90s of the Day

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Remember Winona Ryder, the actress from the 90s who fucked everyone and was marketed as being way hotter than she was…either do I… But apparently she doesn’t want you to forget her, and she’s done gone posed all slutty for some fashion magazine like it was still the 90s…an era she probably misses every fucking day…because it was an era where she wasn’t seen as some junkie slut who steals…but as some teen heartthrob who needed to be in every movie making bank… I am all for bitches trying to squeeze into their wedding dresses after drinking a bottle of wine during a mid-life crisis…those girls are easy targets and I assume that is what’s going on here…the ex-hollywood heartthrob version…

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Lady Gaga’s Naked ass for Jeff Koons Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The fun thing about Lady Gaga falling apart, craving attention, hoping to have a second round at the fame is that she’s exhausted all her stupid high concept ideas…and people are bored of anything crazy or wild thing that she does end up coming up with…leaving her with the basic choice of many bottom feeding girls looking to get some level of attention, noticed, a second wind…and that’s by getting naked…not because she’s hot or cuz I want to see her naked…even though I don’t mind her ass and have grabbed at it at least once while drunk before she was famous…it’s that it represents self-destruction, the end, and most importantly, it’s naked and I’ll look at any girl naked…even if she’s a horrible human being, because guess what…most naked girls are…

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Lindsay Lohan Selfies Are My Porn of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is a delicate flower sent from heaven to grace the world with her talent and grace…she is the closes thing to “Old Hollywood” Glamour we have in this world of gutter, prostitute fame whores…but the good part of “Old Hollywood” Glamour , overdoses, unpaid hotel bills, sex scandals and illegitimate babies left on the bathroom floor of high end restaurants while wearing Chanel… I believe she will make a comeback and that one day the selfie she takes will be more an award winning cinematographer giving her the venue she needs to shine bright like the raped and pillaged diamond she is… You know polish this babe off and pump some life into her like she’s pumping up her lips.. It is time for the revival…#TeamLohan for Life.

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Rihanna Drinking Out of a Shoe of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am going to turn this site into a Rihanna fan site…because she does things like drinking dranks out of High Heel Shoes…while in Barbados getting “turnt up” with her family and friends who secretly hate her and her success…except maybe for the few who directly benefit off it…. This is some top level luxury shit, you know being able to drink out of shoe at her own will, rather than for some weird old creepy British man who was paying her to do it while he masturbated, back when she was a tween prostitute…something I keep mentioning because people in Barbados have told me it over and over again, but no one listens… But also because, old creepy rich British dudes and their obscure sexual ambiguous preferences and habits make me laugh…they are some of the weirdest around…boom.

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Doutzen Kroes Instagrammed a Sext of the DAy

Posted on November 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

2 Weeks ago Doutzen Kroes posted a picture of her husband, some black DJ from Ibiza or some shit, jerking off to her mom ass putting on a webcam show, like some low level web cam girl trying to pay her rent without getting a real job, in what is offensive as fuck, at least to me, and should be flagged and deleted off Instagram, even if there’s no spread asshole in the pic, because we know what’s going on, and no one wants to see this married couple on the road missing each other….it’s the fucking worst… This pervert shit I call her trying to keep his balls empty so he doesn’t fuck groupies like he fucked her when she was a groupie…even though we all knows he does…it’s part of knocking up a Victoria’s Secret model…you have no choice but to find other relevant pussy to stick your dick in…. Either way, it happened…

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Nicki Minaj Booty Dance of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know which ass is Nicki Minaj’s or if any of these asses are Nicki Minaj’s because they all look the fucking same to me… Was that racist? I feel like that was racist? Am I going to have to make a donation to the United Negro College Fund again, or adopt a black baby like I was Sandra Bullock? Just look at the booty shaking and pretend this post never happened.

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