Ewww Gross…Look at her hairy arms…I am so disgusted…to think she calls herself a Victoria’s Secret model…because she is a Victoria’s Secret model…when clearly she’s totally flawed…and if you’re into her…or her topless modelling…you are flawed too…or gay..you’re probably gay…
This Mika Lovely chick is some low level model out of Florida who I haven’t really bothered researching but who I assume will end up famous on instagram…if she isn’t already…and will end up working with top photographers looking for subjects who are intereting if she hasn’t already…and she will get naked in the process because she started at the bottom…with no agency…but the internet saved her…it changed her life like a lonely fat man who found a lonely fat women on a fat person dating site…only far hotter, sexier and more naked… This Mika Lovely chick is going to be a new it girl…and before that happens..stare at her fashion vagina.
This Mika Lovely chick is some low level model out of Florida who I haven’t really bothered researching but who I assume will end up famous on instagram…if she isn’t already…and will end up working with top photographers looking for subjects who are intereting if she hasn’t already…and she will get naked in the process because she started at the bottom…with no agency…but the internet saved her…it changed her life like a lonely fat man who found a lonely fat women on a fat person dating site…only far hotter, sexier and more naked… This Mika Lovely chick is going to be a new it girl…and before that happens..stare at her fashion vagina.
Because last night’s Victoria’s Secret informercial staged as a fashion show starring babes designed to sell product to the wishful thinkers on X-Mas… wasn’t enough redundant pics of girls in their underwear for you…because there is no redundancy to girls in lingerie ever…at least not to you…you’re addict and can never get enough pics of girls in their underwear…I get that… But I find the whole thing boring on almost all levels…from masturbation…but I guess looking at these girls…makes life better for the single man…knowing that girls like this…or like the Victoria’s Secret girls exist…while making life for the married man better because they get to visualize this when fucking their fat wives…before realizing they didn’t marry this…or ever fuck anything like this…and masturbating to this is depressing…and this couples with their fat wife represents all that went wrong in life…. Her name is Sylvie and these are her lingerie catalog pics of the day….
America is so blinded by fat, because all their women are obese, one comes a long pushing 160, and they get all excited because there’s a little hip to waist ratio, something they aren’t used to as the girls they fuck normally have bellies hanging over their elastic waist plus sized pants… While South Africa likes their white bitches thick, because they are black…but more importantly, it’s still a sign of money and not dying of AIDS… So I get why Genevieve Morton is a model at home…but I don’t really get why she’s all up in SI, I mean other than keeping the critics of the girls they shoot at bay, saying “what do you mean we only do anorexic girls with fit bodies and fat tits, look at Upton and Morton…or as we like to call them in the office the TONS because that’s how much their combined weight is in both food they consume and standing on a scale holding hands like a bunch of fat fucking lesbians.”…. Here she is posing in bathing suits made for fat chicks, called Miracle probably by a division at SI, called the Miracle Suit…all full of SPANX and she looks more fit than usual..but she’s still plus sized modelling which is only hot at 3 am while too drunk to have standards…
Mom Lily Allen who hated me enough to block me on Twitter years ago for mocking her miscarriage because I was pretty sure it was an abortion…but after years of reflection…I guess I could have been wrong, since she’s had a bunch of kids since, and I’m not just saying that cuz her body looks like she did…I am saying it cuz she referenced it in her song…a song about how she hates the media’s expectations of her…that co-stars some awesome models and twerking ….even if the twerking involves Lily Allen learning how to twerk…the champagne spanking is hotness…but then again, like the rest of the world…I love fat ass…these girls are hot…I mean except for Lily Allen, but she did cast them,…so I guess I have to like her, even if I hate her….and everything she represents….
I feel like this is probably what goes on – every time nerds come together…literally…because that’s how these kinds of machines get invented in the first place…but it is still an awkward convention booth demo…but sometimes awkward is the funniest shit ever…like what went wrong in this dudes life that made him think volunteering to be this guy was a good idea…I guess we’ll never know…
I feel like this is probably what goes on – every time nerds come together…literally…because that’s how these kinds of machines get invented in the first place…but it is still an awkward convention booth demo…but sometimes awkward is the funniest shit ever…like what went wrong in this dudes life that made him think volunteering to be this guy was a good idea…I guess we’ll never know…
Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too… TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art