In case you weren’t at the Pink concert, and I sure as fuck hope you weren’t, because Pink is a dude you shouldn’t be watching perform, no matter how much of a creeper you are, you should however keep your Pink fantasy to yourself, because it is one of those things that despite her vagina, makes you gay…she’s a gateway gender bender who is a very grey area that’s on the homosexual side…but apparently she’s got back-up dancers in lingerie and shit and there ain’t nothing wrong with that….other than that PINK Is in the frame…
Joanna Krupa posted this on Instagram…Based on her level of aging promo model who has been in this game for a long fucking time fame…this type of low level behavior totally makes fucking sense…In her mind she’s finally made it and I guess this is the best way to celebrate that shit…and I’m into it…because despite hating everything about her…she’s still a babe….at least for another few minutes…
Joanna Krupa posted this on Instagram…Based on her level of aging promo model who has been in this game for a long fucking time fame…this type of low level behavior totally makes fucking sense…In her mind she’s finally made it and I guess this is the best way to celebrate that shit…and I’m into it…because despite hating everything about her…she’s still a babe….at least for another few minutes…
Kesha may be the worst dumpy pile of talentless shit to ever get a record deal thanks to her homie Katy Perry sleeping her way into a record deal and bringing her bestie up with her….but she’s on a mission I can support…you know like it was the 60s and she was NASA trying to get to the moon or some other major event…when all of America would come together and unite over things…before the internet turned us all into self absorbed selfie taking cunts aggressively promoting ourselves on instagram for followers like we fucking matter…an activity that makes going to parties, weddings, pretty much anywhere fucking annoying, but that on the flip side brings a whole lot of slutty pics to me…so I can’t hate…I mean even the uglies, like Ke$ha in her school girl, porn inspired, lower titty and ass flash…with the right filter and at the right angle…crying for the same amount of attention….and I am into it…as much as I hate saying it…
If you don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…don’t worry…either does anyone else…I mean sure there are obviously random creeper fans who think she’s the greatest set of tits since Kate Upton who follow her every move…but I’m talking general public, especially not in North America…know who this trashy British pile of amazingness who was once on TV only to quit to be a titty model…a career choice that usually goes down in reverse…and now she’s putting out her own calendars and looking good while doing it…not to mention she’s showing some nipple…meaning she’s taking this titty model thing pretty fucking serious…which surprisingly is probably the easiest thing in life to do seriously…as it only requires a camera and you taking off your fucking shirt…talent…motherfuckers..talent…
I have this theory that most girls with fake tits don’t agree with that is – if you’ve got fake tits…you don’t need to wear a shirt…because they aren’t your actual tits…but more things you just purchased and that you should so off to the world like as if they were a new shirt…or new car….and apparently Joanna Krupa agrees with me… I mean I have the same theory for natural tits, but this is America and Tits are an attack on our Christian morals and freedoms, unlike everywhere else in the world, from Africa to Europe…which I guess works for me, and Joanna Krupa, since a titty obsessed society, makes low levels like us, who are all about brining the titty relevant…Tits get hits motherfucker and here’s old lady Joanna Krupa, the den mother of this shit…bringing it… to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally… In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous, They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love… These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms Enjoy… GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE
In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally… In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous, They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love… These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms Enjoy… GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE
It’s always fun posting shitty tits of people who used to be your internet friend, back when they were sucking up to you…hoping for exposure, before landing a record deal and getting all the exposure needed…from being arrested to being a train wreck LA rich girl…to being some fashion forward musical icon who I think sucks…but mainly out of bitterness that she left me behind on her rise to the fucking top…which was really the middle…but you get what I’m saying…and if you don’t it’s that these are her tits…for her new album cover…and they are not very 20 something looking…but they are still tits…how high concept and artistic…bullshit.
Candice Swanepoel did a video for YOUTUBE where she didn’t show her nipples…but did show her awesome fit body..and I didn’t bother watching it because pornography or anything worth masturbating to should be a little less black and white and a lot more spread eagled…I’m so traditional in my thinking like that.
