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Sienna Miller for Elle November of the Day

This just in…Sienna Miller lives..and she’s doing a photoshoot for an actual magazine and not sucking dick in a back alley for some drug money like you’d expect her to be doing after she pretty much fell off the fucking planet after being the hottest thing for a minute…cast in everything…because the good news about being the hottest thing, even for just a minute..is the fact that you have a lot of money in the bank and you can save your whoring to your bedroom…or the bedroom of various men you use to occupy your gutter broken down…mind…and the fact is…I think she’s fucking lovely…one of the best there ever way…maybe not in acting…but in something to look at…

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Sienna Miller for Elle November of the Day

Ariana Grande Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Here’s the very wholesome, at least in the way she’s marketed, because no girl in Hollywood, or even in the LA area is wholesome, they are all broken down fame whores, Ariana Grande having a shitty Upskirt, that I think is an up skirt, but can’t be too fucking sure is an up skirt…but is still awesome…because there is no such thing as a shitty up skirt…although not all are created equally, they are all worth staring at until you start feeling awkward about staring at the shit for that long…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day

Luisa Zissman wore a pretty entertaining dress to the Bad Grandpa premiere…a dress we can all agree she knew was totally see through…but when you’re claim to fame is unknown to the general public and the fact you are even at a premiere is a big deal and a great photo op…you sure as fuck better make it count…and what better way than to show the world your nipples…I mean I could think of a few…from getting fucked on the red carpet…to being carried nude by midgets…but nipples is the classic move that can be played off as totally accidental…when nothing is accidental…especially when she probably stared at herself in the mirror for hours before leaving the house… She’s not hot, but I still approve of her.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day

Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day

Luisa Zissman wore a pretty entertaining dress to the Bad Grandpa premiere…a dress we can all agree she knew was totally see through…but when you’re claim to fame is unknown to the general public and the fact you are even at a premiere is a big deal and a great photo op…you sure as fuck better make it count…and what better way than to show the world your nipples…I mean I could think of a few…from getting fucked on the red carpet…to being carried nude by midgets…but nipples is the classic move that can be played off as totally accidental…when nothing is accidental…especially when she probably stared at herself in the mirror for hours before leaving the house… She’s not hot, but I still approve of her.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day

More Hookers for Hooker Water of the Day

There is a water company…that has been putting out weird publicity stunt marketing material that is hardly publicity stunt shit but more just girls posing with their water…but not just any girls…actual hookers…sure not the traditional standing on the side of the road hookers…but hookers nonetheless who get naked on for low level media…like Playboy who will pay anyone to get naked…and in their twisted minds…this is just commercial modelling to add to their portfolio of low quality “we need naked bitches” work…and it is cheesy, boring, uninteresting…even for a water ad..but it’s sure as hell better than Jennifer Aniston for Smart water…. Here are the hookers and their hooker water. Their names…Masha Lund and Emma Hernan….

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More Hookers for Hooker Water of the Day

Danielly Silva Modelling Bikinis of the Day

Danielly Silva is some tall model with an awesome body…wearing a bikini for some bikini company…because that’s what she’s built to do…and I’ve never heard of her…. After extensive research, I think she’s dating some dude named Kenny Wormald, who I’ve also never heard of, but who has an IMDB and has 7 movies coming out this year….including one called Lap Dance starring Carmen Electra as a stripper…which I guess really means nothing other than that she’s not a pure delicate flower sent from heaven to get into her bikini….tainted by love of some dude no one has heard of but who is rich from the entertainment industry…like she was some kind of groupie…just leveraging the only low level celebrity she could to get here today…but I’m not hating…if anything it makes me want to be low level famous…to pull in girls like this to give a taste of the good life via the taste of my semen…it’s easier than kidnapping them or using roofies…

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Danielly Silva Modelling Bikinis of the Day

Elena Santarelli in some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Her name is Elena Santarelli, she’s an Italian…in her 30s…and rocking’ some pretty funny 90s tattoos that don’t really offend me enough to not stare at her old model ass in a bikini…apparently…she’s been on TV…and she’s’ affiliated with Elisabetta Canalis…but I could be wrong…because her wikipedia is in Italian…as she doesn’t matter in the english speaking world…and probably never will matter in the english speaking world…because she’s not in her 20s…it’s just life of a woman…it all falls apart at 29…crashes and burns yo’…but this chick is still good enough for me…but in my defence…so is rotting sandwich meat….or the female equivalent…I got low standards…

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Elena Santarelli in some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Georgia May Jagger for LUI Magazine of the Day

This LUI Magazine is really dominating….it is out of France and being out of France, they get a whole lot of models topless, because that’s like being clothed in France…or more importantly it is like being clothed in the fashion industry…. We saw CLEMENCE POSEY TOPLESS , and Edita Topless and they also did a shoot with Georgia May Jagger only she wasn’t topless….but she was shot by Terry Richardson and this may be some of his more tame work….and not his hipster porn but it is still hot, because she is hot… I am all for rockstar/model kids becoming models thanks to nepotism and making me want to make kids inside them and their trust fund, especially when they look like this…she’s good…if you don’t imagine her dad’s face when staring at her mouth…

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Georgia May Jagger for LUI Magazine of the Day

Clemence Poesy Topless for LUI Magazine of the Day

I don’t know much about LUI Magazine, but they are from France and their recent issue has brought out a lot of tits…tits that in France are considered being clothed….made better today because the tits they featured belong to one of the actresses in the Harry Potter movies…who I am sure some of you have already married in your mind in some nerd fantasy wedding in your mom’s basement, where photoshopped pics of you and her together are framed and all over your wall…because when you’re as lonely and pathetic as that…make belief relationships with characters from movies…makes life tolerable…so I am all for it…I just feel pretty uncomfortable about it…since I know there are so many fat lonely women who would appreciate your passion mainly because you’re not a cat..and cats are all they know…. That said, she’s also in Gossip girl…and here she is making herself matter topless…even if topless isn’t a big deal..it’s still better than not topless…

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Clemence Poesy Topless for LUI Magazine of the Day

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini in Dubai of the Day

Tulisa Contostavlos used to be a lot fatter than this…so I guess looking at her in a bikini is better than it was years ago…but I am more into her for the blow job video she released and pretended she didn’t release by going the extra mile and suing her ex boyfriend they pretended released it…a video that made her shitty pop music career become a hosting gig next to Simon Cowell…reminding us all what Kim Kardashian taught us and that’s getting naked on the internet opens up the floodgates of opportunity…so girls if you need someone to consult you on your videos before you release them..I am your guy…totally ready for it… She’s probably a horrible person, but in pictures…I can handle her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini in Dubai of the Day