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Miley Cyrus in a Tame Photoshoot for her Album of the Day

I can’t go a day without a Miley Cyrus update…I just think she’s the greatest thing to happen to pop music, and really the world….she looks good…she has it all figured out…and she’s playing the world like the puppets we are…making us wonder if she’s lost her mind…making her old fans shocked that she’s showing nipple…all while giving me exactly everything I’ve ever wanted…She’s a dream…a little wonky, probably annoying and a brat, but so good at packaging herself and making herself relevant that I can see past all that and appreciate her for what she is… What I am not into is how tame these pics of her are…I expect more from her…I mean even her TV appearances are more naked…but since I am all about everything Miley…I’ll post them.

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Miley Cyrus in a Tame Photoshoot for her Album of the Day

Nude Scene from Masters of Sex of the Day

I am really starting to appreciate the direction TV is taking…there was a time when I was growing up that I could only get off to music videos, Baywatch, figure skating, or late night infomercials…but now TV is like pornography, even the sitcoms make blow job jokes, because the internet has distorted the world to make them start thinking a little more like me, making me think that there is still hope in this horrible world…hope that people will lighten up…and that one day…a mainstream advertiser will advertise on my site…so that I can afford the private jet I always wanted…. This is Nicholle Tom and Simone Carter…in some show called Masters of Sex…that seems pretty amazing….

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Nude Scene from Masters of Sex of the Day

Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Sylvie Van Der Vaart is…but I know it doesn’t matter…at all because she’s in a bikini and her backstory is one I don’t really care to hear…as far as I’m concerned she is an untouched virgin who was sent here for my enjoyment…it allows me to appreciate her without hating her for the obvious attention whoring gold digging / gold mining reasons…that aren’t her fault, but the fault of society who have made pretty much every single girl that way… Either way, nice tan…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini of the Day

The Most Offensive Medical Procedure Video You Will See Ever of the DAy

This is the most offensive, yet amazing video you will probably ever see. I didn’t want to post it, but couldn’t help but post it, it like sucked me in and made me do it in all the amazingness….because let’s face it…it’s next fucking level….in all fucking ways… Who is this mystery woman…how did this happen…why did they film it…was it a joke by the doctors who love shit like this….so many questions from a video that says more than we really ever needed….

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The Most Offensive Medical Procedure Video You Will See Ever of the DAy

Exxxotica New Jersey of the Day

I went to New Jersey for a few hours of Exxxotica ….because I like to do things as inefficiently as possible…and it was a lovely and magical experience filled with half naked girls, cam girls, pornstars and sex toy vendors…but more importantly the weirdo fans who really take porn, and porn stars seriously, because they are the only sex they get…From dad’s trying to get porn chicks to have threesomes with them and their sons, a little in the family gang bang….to handicapped people…to socially awkward chronic masturabtors…to just real fucking creepers…to dudes trying to buy clothes the porn chicks were wearing, the whole thing was the perfect level of “I can’t believe this exists and it is amazing… I suggest all of you make an effort to attend this kind of thing at least once…because it will change your perspective on a lot of things and make you feel like you’re not quite the creepy pervert you thought you were…at least not compared to these pro creepers… Jenna Jameson had police escorts, Sydney Leathers had a Belly, the other porn chicks I didn’t know…and the ones I did know were lovely as always…but not as lovely as the trannies, slaves, fat freaks and porno groupies….until next time…Here are a few of my iPHONE pics…that don’t capture quite how ridiculous the whole thing is… Visit their site fore more info HERE

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Exxxotica New Jersey of the Day

American Apparel’s Insane Artist Tee of the Day

The Ardorous X American Apparel Period Power Washed Tee is officially one of the weirder, yet more amazing things American Apparel has done, because I am a fan of the vagina, and in the last 10 years, I have produced vaginas on T-shirts, and 7 years ago…I’ve even recruited readers to draw their vaginas and describe them in 10 words or less..and I am a just a fan of vaginas in general…they are my happy place…and fun to look at and play with…so I am all for a mainstream brand…doing a shirt like that…it’s actually pretty fucking awesome…even if periods are disgusting to me…except during a pregnancy scare..then they are my best friend… GET YOURS NOW

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American Apparel’s Insane Artist Tee of the Day

Russian Model Eats Chinese Food While Wakeboarding of the Day

This is just some weirdness…I mean I don’t really understand why anyone would want to eat chinese food while being towed behind a boat, but she’s in a bikini, and it happened, and I guess that makes it worth watching, because I guess seeing a girl on a board on water in a bikini…eating Chinese food…in Russia…is officially now a fetish…and for some reason I can’t help buy wonder what she’s eating….or more importantly why she did this….but I guess I shouldn’t really care…

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Russian Model Eats Chinese Food While Wakeboarding of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute and Léa Seydoux for LUI of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute may have a crazy fucking name…but she’s a hot model who does naked shit with her huge tits and like every girl I fuck a name doesn’t matter because I just call her darling, sweetheart, baby, or Fuck Slut…you know because that way they are easier to remember…. This is a video from some magazine called LUI that gets girls naked ….and if you don’t believe me here are pics of some Léa Seydoux chick naked in the magazine and it’s pretty alright…she’s a french actress and I like her….

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Edita Vilkeviciute and Léa Seydoux for LUI of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute and Léa Seydoux for LUI of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute may have a crazy fucking name…but she’s a hot model who does naked shit with her huge tits and like every girl I fuck a name doesn’t matter because I just call her darling, sweetheart, baby, or Fuck Slut…you know because that way they are easier to remember…. This is a video from some magazine called LUI that gets girls naked ….and if you don’t believe me here are pics of some Léa Seydoux chick naked in the magazine and it’s pretty alright…she’s a french actress and I like her….

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Edita Vilkeviciute and Léa Seydoux for LUI of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Hanging with Herself of the Day

There’s gotta be a fetish in this somewhere….Hayden Panettiere posing with a giant cut out of herself….in some masturbatory, twin on twin bullshit that is far less interesting that a fat black chick smothering your face while railing cocaine off each other’s hot tits….who cares….

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Hayden Panettiere Hanging with Herself of the Day