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The Black Aryan of the Day

Here’s a black dude with a Swastika on his hand….who claims he is an Aryan, because he is first breed white, because first breed white is extremely dark, and he’s eating some kind of fruit that’s all over his face, and clearly insane…but totally fucking hysterical…if you aren’t offended by Black Aryans…who make weird noises…I don’t know what he’s selling but I’d love to make him my sidekick at least to any formal events I need to attend…or at least give this dude his own TV show… If you didn’t like that, here’s Some new Rub and Tug Technology…. Despite rub and tugs being a legal loophole to prostitution and because of that there is one on every corner of every city….I have still never had one…because either I am too drunk to bother or just uninspired by old Asian ladies despite their firm grip. I have walked into a few over the years and made the manager/pimp bring the girls out for me to interview to see which one was worthy of my hundred dollars, only to be kicked out after trying to get an insurance receipt to claim the massage so I don’t have to pay for the massage… This is a dude working on some new rub and tug technology…hammer and chisel motherfucker….

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Britney Spears’ Work it Bitch Video of the Day

Here’s a little medicated Britney half naked with a horrible fucking song and another one of her comeback videos because obviously her handlers want to make some more money to buy themselves all their fancy things…. If you’ve made it through the first 15 seconds of the song, you will learn the valuable lessons that Britney’s dad has been shoving down her throat since she was five – You better work bitch….you know the message that he’s’ been brain washing her with….because leaving in their Louisiana trailer park when you make a girl of Britney’s fuckable stature, even at 35, as a mom of two, only means one thing to hicks, sell her for cattle feed… It’s some shitty electronic garbage….like real deal shit…but watch it on mute and appreciate the hard work…..this silly bitch is putting in…when she could just retire…cuz she’s still hot….

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Dude who Eats Paleo of the Day

This dude is way more entertaining than listening to cross fit cheese dicks when it comes to clean eating and Paleo diet…I mean he’s also more hardcore, creepy and likely the kind of guy who has killed at least 4 hookers they haven’t reported missing yet because they don’t have a family…and no one notices they’re gone….

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RIhanna’s Pour it Up Video of the Day

Rihanna has been posting all kinds of hot see though pics from a video shoot and she was smart enough to do a behind the scenes video cuz they have this internet social networking….stay relevant get people posting her shit down…and I am into it because any girl who can bring whore behavior to the masses when she doesn’t need to is a hero…it allows me to have a job…and you to have something to diddle your asshole to….Yay. for Rihanna….and all it really took to get this party started was a good being choked the fuck out…. Here is the behind the scenes..

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RIhanna’s Pour it Up Video of the Day

RIhanna’s Pour it Up Video of the Day

Rihanna has been posting all kinds of hot see though pics from a video shoot and she was smart enough to do a behind the scenes video cuz they have this internet social networking….stay relevant get people posting her shit down…and I am into it because any girl who can bring whore behavior to the masses when she doesn’t need to is a hero…it allows me to have a job…and you to have something to diddle your asshole to….Yay. for Rihanna….and all it really took to get this party started was a good being choked the fuck out…. Here is the behind the scenes..

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Lily Allen is Pig in a Bikini of the DAy

I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy little rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave a record deal to to keep her from embarrassing more than she already has… She was always dumpy, never hot, always on the cusp of being what she’s become and that you can see her today, a fucking pig who has no business wearing a bikini, I mean I have Pages of Lily Allen Archives from 2007 – 2010, and she’s always been a dumpy pile of shit….in clothes or in fucking snow suits… So when you take 3 years off, there’s really only one thing a fat girl can do…and that’s eat her way through it…something this bitch clearly did…. I have had a lot of backlash for Lily Allen fans for making fun of Lily Allen’s abortion that was marketed as a miscarriage a bunch of years back…I think even Lily Allen told me off, but who can remember anything especially when distracted by Lily Allen’s mom body…half naked…that should have never happened…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Paris HIlton’s New Music Video Teaser of the Day

Paris Hilton, or as I like to call her the herpes Pop culture got 10 years ago, and forgot about, but it’s making an appearance, because herpes is for life..and every once in a while you are reminded you have them…. This time, with Lil Wayne, because she’s marketable, it’s a valid publicity stunt, there’s some seriously comedic value to doing a song with her, and really with technology and dance music, you don’t really need to be talented, the computer does all the work for you….not to mention, she’s got enough money to pay everyone involved enough to pretend she’s doing something revolutionary, and not desperate, like her porno tape…. I just don’t understand why she can’t just embrace her trust fund, and do things that don’t involve annoying the fucking world while making a fool of herself, like all the other daughters of billionaires before and after her, I mean why is she a gutter hooker about things…it makes no sense…but some things don’t need to make sense….

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Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

I think Kate Upton is pregnant…that or just fat… Now fat girls, I know you are out there, and you are mad that I would call Kate Upton fat, while you’re way fatter and indirectly that insults you….but hear me out…you are fat, and that’s ok, because you’re allowed to be, you don’t put yourself out there, and magazines aren’t eating you up like you ate that cake last night, because you were feeling sad…..you aren’t celebrated and making millions, being the highest booked model, even though you aren’t built like a model, and I don’t mean like a skinny anorexic, I mean like a girl who isn’t 165 pounds and ready to mud wrestle… I just think it is wrong, and telling our youth it is ok to be fat, which I can only assume is a government play cuz they want us eating shitty foods, they want us sick, tired and unable to think clearly….on our couches watching their shows and buying their garbage…so why not slow transition a fat girl like Lena Dunham or this one into idiol status… This is a war I think we collectively need to fight… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel Hot Body for Agua Bendita of the Day

Looks like Victoria’s Secret either has a majority stack in Agua Bendita, or Candice Swanepoel has been traded to the competition, something they’d never do, at least not now, after investing millions in making her a star and she’s still got so more use out of her hot little model body, that is probably very big and sturdy, and was handy on the South African farm she was raised on, but in pictures shit’s just taint and proportional and fucking lovely…they are going to wait until she’s old and retired, broken down with stretch marks so thick and deep they can’t be photoshopped out, and a vagina so broken from all the kids, that it looks like she’s got huge balls…I mean they are milking this pony until she’s barely able to walk from all the arthritis her bikini modelling has given her, since we all know it’s such hard work to sit around half naked for a few hours as photographers take pics and handlers serve you drinks and food and anything you fucking want…what a joke… I’ve actually lost interest in Candice, I was all about her last year, but I guess like anything that involves not have sex with her, it gets old faster than she gets old…I am sure she’s sad that I’ve broken up with her in my crazy little mind…a pain all the girls who I break up with that I’ve met must feel..

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Barbara Palvin’s Hot Selfie of the Day

Barbara Palvin is doing some good fucking work…taking selfies like an 18 year old who isn’t in war torn eastern Europe, but rather reaping the benefits of being a million dollar earner in modelling, who can afford a smart phone… I like that she’s letting us all know that despite possibly having sex with Bieber like she was Miranda Kerr…even though she was just the exit strategy or the PR spin on that Miranda Kerr story to divert people from knowing that Miranda Kerr sleeps around…with adult 12 year old pop stars….because putting the new Hungarian 18 year old at the scene of the crime just makes more sense for the public to accept while keeping Victoria’s Secret clean image, as clean as it can be…so the Christians don’t start protesting these smut peddlers and just accept them as underwear producers, since we all need fucking underwear….she’s still kinda hot…

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